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The Lost Shipment »
Pintel and Ragetti find themselves washed ashore on a beach of South Africa and begin a journey through Africa to find their way back home. Crack-fic and completely historically inaccurate.Pirates of the Caribbean, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, follows: 1, updated: 9/21/12 published: 7/30/12, Pintel Ragetti
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The Dark in the Light of Day
Ryu laments over his dark hadou, he saves a young Yugi Mutou while in a forest, and helps him get home to his grandpa.Street Fighter & Yu-Gi-Oh, M, English, Adventure & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/31/12, Ryu Yūgi M.
1 Take a Shower for Your Country
South Africa invites Italy to his house for a barbeque and, naturally, South Africa comes onto Italy. Zimbabwe is OOC, definitely, not the form seen on the show.Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/30/12, N. Italy Zimbabwe
4 Blue Eyes and Wallets »
Seto Kaiba has become a dictator of a third world country and replaced their currency with one of his own making. Now people have come to protest at his presidencial palace, and Kaiba straightens them out. Only read if you're South African.Yu-Gi-Oh, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/30/12 published: 8/27/12, Seto K. Blue-Eyes White Dragon
4 For Lack of a Better Tail »
A series of misadventures featuring, on alternating occasions, Goku, Vegeta and Krillin. Married life, work, food and also an insane wish-granting dragon all make an appearance as well.Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/27/12 published: 8/25/12, Goku Vegeta
6 Top Broom »
Top Broom is the wizarding adaption of Top Gear. Join the original, but oddly familiar, Jeremy Kentson, Richard Harmon and James June, as watched by the Potter family and friends, on their quest to find broom stick perfection, and any other type of enchanted flying objects.Harry Potter, M, English, Fantasy & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 7/18/12 published: 4/16/12, Albus S. P. Harry P.
2 Hemorrhage »
Krillin and Yamcha go to the Tenkaichi Budokai to watch Muten Roshi, while Goku lies in hospital sparkling because of a certain Cullen vampiric fairy. Their former master faces off against a most formidable foe: a cow. This story is a spin-off of "Go Go Gorilla" and is inspired, and partly based on, a fairly popular Tekken television commercial.Dragon Ball Z & Tekken, M, English, Fantasy & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 7/9/12 published: 6/16/12, Master Roshi F. Law
1 Of Sparkloi and Finance
Edward meets his financial advisor to discuss the hard times he and Bella are going through. My sequel to "Death at a Wedding" and to an extent "Go Go Gorilla". An uncountable amount of references were made.Twilight & Dracula, M, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, 6/17/12, Edward Dracula
7 The Mutou Sorting
An eleven year old Yugi attends Hogwarts for the first time and has to be sorted into a school house. And it goes quite 'well' for him, considering.Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh, M, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 6/16/12, James S. P. Yūgi M.
2 Death at a Wedding
It's Renesmee's and Jacob's wedding. Edward, the only one of Nessie's parents attending, wishes for a stroke of luck, and he gets more than what he bargained for. The story is related to "Go Go Gorrila" and "Of Sparkloi and Finance". It also contains an allusion to CandyassGoth's "Secret Punishment". Various characters from several other fictional universes are included.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 679, favs: 1, 6/9/12, Edward Renesmee C./Nessie
2 Fool Me Twice »
Yugi goes on holiday in Satan City with his wife and things go belly up for him. Then Krillin trains him in the ways of a martial artist, and Yugi takes a step further away from the art of effeminacy. Features Dan, from Street Fighter, and Mr Miyagi, from Karate Kid.Dragon Ball Z & Yu-Gi-Oh, M, English, Fantasy & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 6/2/12, Krillin Yūgi M.
2 Final Fangtasy »
Edward, Bella and Renesmee travel to Disney Castle to turn Mickey Mouse into a vampire. Lots of references to several media, especially Final Fantasy gameplay references, were made.Kingdom Hearts & Twilight, T, English, Fantasy & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, 5/20/12, King Mickey Edward
3 The Bella Grenade
Bella meets Elena and Bonnie at the Gilbert house, intent on going to see a movie, and is coaxed into wearing a sun-protection ring. Distant relative to "Bella Goes Bananas" in theme.Twilight & Vampire Diaries, T, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 5/1/12, Bella Elena
1 Go Go Gorrila
Edward Cullen drinks Saiyan blood, transforms into a giant gorilla and kidnaps Mario's girlfriend. Mario must attempt to save the day again, as per normal video game standards, with references to Super Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong. The story is a prequel to "Of Sparkloi and Finance", has a cousin called "Death at a Wedding", and has spun off into "Hemorrhage".Mario & Twilight, T, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 5/1/12, Mario Edward
1 Bella Goes Bananas
Bella feeds when she wasn't supposed to and as a result turns into an ape and attacks a small town. A distant relative to this story is "The Bella Grenade", because they end mostly the same way. It is technically a crossover with Mighty Joe Young, but Mighty Joe Young wasn't listed under the Movies category, and features the character Jill Young. Sorry.Twilight, M, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/25/12, Bella Edward