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CHARLIE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a CHARLIE unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to find a Virgin Mary statue full of illegal drugs in your room, do you? Maybe?Lost, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 1, 10/2/10, Charlie
14 RICHARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a RICHARD unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to end up unwittingly aiding the Man in Black!Lost, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 9/17/10, Richard
14 DESMOND: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a DESMOND unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to accidentally forget to push the button, brotha!Lost, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 1, 9/7/10, Desmond
14 STEFAN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
GREETINGS! You are now the proud owner of a STEFAN SALVATORE unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want him to drink human blood and eat you, do you? Do you? Bueller? Bueller…?Vampire Diaries, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 1, 8/20/10, Stefan S.
44 DAMON: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
GREETINGS! You are now the proud owner of a DAMON SALVATORE unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to end up as his main course, do you? Kidding! Of course, you do.Vampire Diaries, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 59, follows: 9, 8/14/10, Damon S.
38 CASTIEL: The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CASTIEL unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to be responsible for some poor fool being accidentally smited do you?Supernatural, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 58, follows: 5, 5/21/09, Castiel
35What is Buried »
Kyle and Declan are buried beneath the rubble of Zzyzx where their life and friendship is put into jeopardy. Updated!Kyle XY, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 18, follows: 10, updated: 9/18/08 published: 1/27/08
21 BEN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a BEN unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to be involved in a second PURGE do you?Lost, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 26, follows: 2, 7/20/08, Ben
13 SAYID: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a SAYID unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to watch poor Nadia being tortured, do you?Lost, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 17, follows: 1, 4/13/08, Sayid
16 Season’s Nightmare »
Kyle goes holiday shopping with Lori and Hilary and learns a valuable lesson.Kyle XY, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 1/21/08 published: 12/17/07
26 SYLAR: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual
The Company proudly presents the SYLAR unit. Now you can own the popular superpowered killer. On sale for a limited time. Hurry the clock is ticking with murderous intent.Heroes, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 39, follows: 5, 1/20/08, Sylar/Gabriel G.
21 SAWYER: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a SAWYER unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to cause a psychic kid to be kidnapped off a raft by HOSTILES do you?Lost, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 18, follows: 2, 12/15/07, Sawyer
23JACK: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual
Namaste! You are now the proud owner of a JACK unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to create an "incident," do you?Lost, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 12/8/07