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26Divided Rivers Reunite in The Ocean » Taken from the Village Hidden in the Rain as a child, Yumi grows up in Konoha, surrounded by friends. But what happens one day when someone from her past reappears - in the form of the leader of a group she has been sworn to take down... The Akatsuki Romance PeinxOC
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 31, words: 62k+, favs: 13, follows: 20, updated: 5/10/13 published: 6/12/12, Pain/Pein
553Itachis Diary of Doom » Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 43, words: 70k+, favs: 235, follows: 191, updated: 5/8/13 published: 6/7/12, Itachi U. Akatsuki
10 How The War Will Definitely End Not Madara attempts to take over the world to the tune of Beezleboss. Can or will the kages stop him? Probably not... Rated T for language
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 4/10/13, Naruto U. Gaara Tsunade S. Madara U.
Of Card Games and Shogi Yugi Moto and Shikamaru Nara play a card game... And the winner is...?
Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto, K, English, Parody, words: 372, favs: 5, follows: 1, 12/3/12, Yūgi M. Shikamaru N.
177Operation: Kill Tobi » The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 32, words: 49k+, favs: 102, follows: 92, updated: 11/27/12 published: 6/11/12, Akatsuki Obito U./Tobi
76 Akatsuki vs Froggy » Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 17, words: 21k+, favs: 50, follows: 38, updated: 11/23/12 published: 6/22/12, Itachi U. Akatsuki
14The Bright Side Of Suffering » Follows the darker side of the Akatsuki and Hidden village shinobi
Naruto, K+, English, Angst & Tragedy, chapters: 7, words: 8k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 11/16/12 published: 7/9/12, Akatsuki Naruto U.
5 From One Jashinist to Another Throughout history there is always someone. Someone who doesn't fit the mould, someone who is different. Some of these people are worshipped as superior beings while others are ostracized, tortured… killed Sometimes… they rise up and take back what is theirs. T for Hidans language
Naruto, T, English, Crime & Tragedy, words: 4k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 11/16/12, Hidan Jashin
125Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha » Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 20, words: 34k+, favs: 51, follows: 58, updated: 11/14/12 published: 8/6/12, Hidan
47The Worst Idea Ever » "You have to act like Sasuke for three days." No problem right? It is when you get paired with Itachi for your next mission. Standard Deidara torture here. Rated T for safety.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 11k+, favs: 18, follows: 15, updated: 8/21/12 published: 6/22/12, Deidara Itachi U.
19Pein and Deidaras Little Game » "But I can already disguise myself, un." Pein doesnt believe Deidara. So they play a little game. T for Hidans language
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 27, follows: 8, updated: 7/14/12 published: 6/11/12, Deidara Pain/Pein
4 I Don't Fear The Reaper "That lonely star up there... That's me." Deidara is alone in the world, he lays int he ruins of the city, oblivious to the approaching stranger who will change his life.
Naruto, K, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 905, favs: 10, follows: 3, 7/9/12, Deidara Sasori
12 Operation: Destroy Postman Deidara, Kisame and Hidan face the greatest evil known to man...
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 3, 7/9/12, Akatsuki
4 The Best Day of Uchiha Itachis Life After a day of horrible luck, Itachi stumbles across something revolutionary.. T rated for Hidans language
Naruto, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 6/11/12, Itachi U. Kisame H.
6 I'm Not Stupid When Deidara insults him, Tobi strikes back.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 642, favs: 20, follows: 3, 6/11/12, Deidara Obito U./Tobi
16 Hidans and Tobis Breakfast Tale Hidan wants to be left alone to eat his breakfast in peace, but Tobi insists on "cheering him up" Rated T for Hidans language
Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 515, favs: 13, follows: 5, 6/8/12, Hidan Obito U./Tobi
5 The Weekly Meeting Pein explains to the Akatsuki that they need to learn to drive.
Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, 6/8/12, Akatsuki
5 Tobis Evil Plan Just when Pein thinks Tobi is gone...
Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 270, favs: 7, 6/8/12, Pain/Pein Obito U./Tobi