Hi and welcome to my profile!

I love to read stories. Always have, always will. My favourite fanfics to read are on Fairy Tales, Maximum Ride, Ella Enchanted, Sisters Grimm, Cat Royal Adventures and Tangled. :D

Thank you to TMI and gigglesandbooks for writing such great stories that I just HAD to get an account so I can review future chapters. :) Check out their stories!!

A little bit about me: I adore shiny things, but I AM NOT a girly-girl. AT ALL. I have a competitive streak that you can't see the ends of and I hate being wrong. I hold very strong views on certain subjects, and I will happily debate anyone who decides to disagree with me. Just PM me. :)

Stupid labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (It will? I never would've thought...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But I like the smell of burning flesh!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oops, I meant to buy the non-drowsy formula...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (You mean I can't use them in the underworld? Darn.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (If I knew what the other use was, maybe then I could avoid it.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I better write an angry letter to the company. The label is wrong.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Kid says to his mother: "Wow mommy! You bought REAL fake bacon bits this time! Not the fake artificial kind! Thank you for taking that step in improving my health, mommy!")