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Hi!
Things About Me:
Freshman in college.
My obsessions consist of: Harry Potter (forever and always), Supernatural, BBC's Sherlock, and General Hospital
My favorite colors green, purple, silver, blue, and black
I am a member of Pottermore and, not to my surprise, was sorted into Hufflepuff
I absolutely love fanfiction and I read it all the time
I try to stay away from being to graphic in scenes where there are torture and sex and things like that.
Update: 10-29-12
Something New:
When I update all of my readers should get medals for their patience. I am sooo sorry but my English class is all about writing papers and writing research papers stresses me out and has left little time for creative writing.
Good news is that my creativity has come back full force (it was a little drained after writing so many chapters so fast) and updates (when i update) will come faster. The week of Thanksgiving break I should be able to update and hopefully update a few chapters. After that there should only be about a two week break with no updates, and then a whole month left to write creatively. Updates will, idealy, increase at this point.
Thank you all for your patience! And know that I won't be giving up on this story! I love all of you! :)
Unexpected:
Thank you to everyone who is still putting this story on their alerts/favorites! I know it might seem like I'm never going to update, but I'm not giving up on this story either. Unfortunately it will probably still be awhile before I update. So sorry guys. Thank you to everyone who has read it!
While I only have one story posted I have many on various computers and notebooks and might one day let those see the light of day
Well I now have two stories, but I've lost my way on Unexpected so it's all about Something New which has been a lot easier to write lately. For those that are reading that sorry that they waits have become longer, but I'm working on the writing as fast as I can. This last chapter (10) I had all sorts of problems. I was sick, I had writers block, I was baby-sitting, and then when I finally wrote it the file didn't save and I had to start all over. Thank you all for your patience!
And that's it! :)
Favorites
Favorite Tv Shows: BBC Sherlock, House, Supernatural, General Hospital, 4400, Stargate Universe, Torchwood, Drop Dead Diva, Switched at Birth, Hell's Kitchen, Merlin, CSI, Person of Interest, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, NCIS, Criminal Minds, United States of Tara, Awake, and Modern Family
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar the Last Air Bender, Beyblades, Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, Digimon, Zatchbell, Inuyasha, Paranoia Agent, and Fruits Basket
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, Jedi Apprentice, Lord of the Rings, Kiesha'ra, and Warriors
Favorite Movies: Balto, Ferris Bueler’s Day Off, Breakfast Club, Fantastic Four, Hannibal, IT, Ice Age, Jump In, Lion King(1&2), Step Up 2 and 3, Stomp the Yard, and Pirates of the Caribbean(all four)
Favorite Cartoon: Xiaolin Showdown, Teen Titans, Invader Zim, Fairly Odd Parents, Lilo and Stich, and the original Pokemon
Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X/X-2, Final Fantasy 7, Legend of Zelda, Portal, Assassin's Creed, Halo, and Fable 2 and 3
Favorite Couples
General Hospital: Jerry/Alexis, Jax/Carly, Jax/Elizabeth, Elizabeth/Jason, Lucky/Sam, Maxie/Spinelli, Lulu/Johnny, Elizabeth/Nicholas, Jerry/Elizabeth
Xiolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko, Omi/Chase
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Harry/Luna, Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Sirius/Lily, Tom Riddle(or not an insane Voldemort)/Lily, Neville/Luna, Harry/Tom
Kiesha'ra: Danica/Zane, Oliza/Urban, Oliza/Nicias,
Naruto: Sasuke/Hinata, Naruto/Shikamaru, Naruto/Kiba, Kakashi/Iruka, Kurenai/Asuma, Temari/Shikamaru, Naruto/Gaara, Hinata/Kiba, Shino/Kiba, Naruto/Itachi, Tsunade/Jiraiya, Lee/Sakura, Neji/Tenten, Hinata/Naruto
Vampire Knight: Yuki/Zero
Pirates of the Caribbean: Elizabeth/Will, Jack/Will, Jack/Elizabeth
Avatar: Aang/Toph, Katara/Zuko, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Yue, Mai/Zuko, Ty Lee/Aang, Ty Lee/Sokka, Azula/Jet, Azula/Aang
Kingdom Hearts:Sora/Namine, Roxas/Axel, Demyx/Roaxas, Axel/Sora, Riku/Kairi, Roxas/Namine, Leon/Cloud, Sora/Leon
Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey/Seto, Yugi/Tea, Serinty/Devlin
Final Fantasy X/X-2: Gippal/Yuna, Rikku/Baralai, Baralai/Yuna. Sometimes: Baralai/Gippal, Gippal/Rikku, Gippal/Paine
Twilight: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Jacob, Bella/Carlisle, Alice/Jasper, and Bella/Seth (Me and my friend, while ruining the lives of the Twilight characters, came up with this pairing. It ends up happening cause Jacob had imprinted on Alice, Edward killed Jasper, who at the time was Bella's lover, and then moved to Denali. Then Bella was all alone again and thats when she really saw Seth. He imprinted on her and they lived together happily ever after. Well at least for now.), Bella/Sam
BBC’s Sherlock: Moriarty/John, John/Mycroft, Moriarty/Mycroft, Lestrade/Mycroft, Lestrade/Moriarty, and Lestrade/John
NCIS: Abby/Tony, Abby/McGee, Tony/Gibbs (sometimes)
Least Favorite Couples
Harry Potter: Harry/Ron, Draco/Ginny(gags and falls over dead) Harry/Snape, Fred/George, Snape/Sirius, Harry/Ginny (seriously of all the pairings in the world, that one bugs me the most), Hermione/Ron(except maybe this one)
Yu-Gi-Oh: Seto/Mokuba, Yugi/Yami, Yami/Seto, Yugi/Seto
Naruto: Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Sakura, Sasuke/Itachi, Lee/Neji, Choji/Shikamaru
Xiaolin Showdown: Chase/Jack(everytime I see it, I just want to break something or gouge out my eyeballs)
Favorite Characters
Xiaolin Showdown: Omi, Chase, Kimiko, Dojo, Raimundo, and Grand Master Daishi
Teen Titans: Robin, Raven, Beastboy, Starfire, Slade, and Tera.
Original Pokemon: All pokemon, Ash, Misty, Ash's mom, and Gary.
Invader Zim: Gir, Zim, and Dib
Naruto: Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Ino, Neji, Gaara, Temari, Hinata, Lee, Kakashi, Anko, Iruka, Asuma, Itachi, Tsunade, Jariaya, Gai, and older Sakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey, Seto, Mokuba, Yugi, Sereinty, Devlin, Mai, and Marik
Beyblades: Kai, Rae, Tyson, Max, Daichi, Tala, and Kenny
Avatar the Last Air Bender: Zuko, Azula, Katara, Sokka, Aang, Jet, Suki, Tylee, Mai, and Toph
Dragonball Z: Kid and Teen Gohan, Piccolo, Kid Trunks, Kid Goten, Vegeta, Bulma, Furture Trunks, Androin 18, and Videl
Harry Potter: Barty Crouch Jr.,Bellatrix Lestrange, Sirius Black, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Fred and George, Tom Riddle/Voldemort, Remus Lupin, Professor McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Bill Weasly, and Arthur Weasley
Supernatural: Dean, Castiel, Balthazar, Alistair, Lucifer, Gabriel, Bobby, Head Vampire, Vampire Dean, and Crowley
BBC’s Sherlock: Moriarty, John, Sherlock, Mycroft, Molly, and Lestrade
NCIS: Tony, Gibbs, Abby, McGee, Ziva, Kate, Lee, Ducky, Palmer, and Nikki
Copy and Paste Things
If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
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If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.
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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
Count the Fs in the statement below!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
There are actually 6!
To get 3 Fs is average, 4 is quite rare.
incredible huh? anyone who get's 6 Fs on the first try is a genius.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214, distress-signal, TheDarkShadowedLight, Morohnfan2012
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile
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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle
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If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are cursed so that your favourite character in a TV show/movie/book either dies or turns evil or leaves, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
Smile... it confuses people.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile
If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with yu friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession (BBC’s Sherlock) copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession!
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started!
Don't cheat and when you're done, be sure to post this on your profile!
1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?
2.) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?
3.) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?
4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?
5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Singular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?
9.) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word
Answers:
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
4.) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.
7.) They drink water. Not milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the third word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word.
What High School Musical has Taught us as a Country
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!
13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the heck?' .
21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.
23.'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'back stabber'
26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...
27 .Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. (gag me)
30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
31.It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.
32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down
33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.
35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
37. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.
39. Even though Chad danced in 'Get your head in the game', 'Status Quo' and 'What time is it', he apparently does not dance, according to the song 'I don't dance'.
40. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.
41. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills
42. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely & nbsp;
43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 14
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
TOTAL: 8(Which is really sad because I'm a girl.)
If you have ever started laughing evily to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evily to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a ’s’ in it?
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINENTLY put at least those ones on your profile.
Annoying things to do in an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
If you’ve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, WHOOHOO! Go us weirdos who love to read and write! Yeah! copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both Hell yeah!...copy and paste this on your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile
If your copy of Harry Potter has all sorts of crap on it from the all places you have taken it (i.e. dinner, bathroom), copy and paste this in your profile.
Funny Test:
Start:
Read each sentence in sequence. Please don't skip any steps or the mathematics will be thrown off.
Take the following test mentally. Don't write down answers and don't shout them out.
1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or 9, or any number in-between.
2. Take your number and multiply it by 9.
3. That should give you a 2 digit number. Take these 2 digits and add them together.
4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.
5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4 and so on.
6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal that starts with this letter.
8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a colour that starts with this letter.
9. Oh, and one more thing . . . . .
There aren't any orange kangaroos in Denmark!
It's weird, Isn't it?? Or was it jusy me that got Denmark, Kangaroo and Orange??
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... (Makes you think, doesn't it...?)
those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's not rocket science, people!!)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
America's Intelligence:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Things we all wonder about
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak?
Why does an 'X' stand for kiss?
If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
"Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? I mean DUH!
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Why are Pringles curved?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Do they lie?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
If your scared to swim but love water, how does that make sense
For Hogwarts:
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE
- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead
- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.
- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office
- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class
- I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds when using my wand
- Sirius Black: Escaped askaban...Evaded death eaters...Outwitted the ministry...Killed by drapery.
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
I live and breath it. Its one of my favorite things ever.
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Naturally
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
maybe
What’s Hermione’s?
Nope not that one
What’s Ron’s?
Billius i think
What’s Harry’s?
That's easy James
What’s Ginny’s?
Honestly I could care less
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Of course
Read All The Books?
Multiple times
What Do You Think Of JKR?
I love the fact that she wrote harry potter, it’s so much fun to read.
Favorites
Weasley?
Fred and George or Arthur
Character, Overall?
Ooh That's hard...I would have to say Barty Crouch Jr or Tom Riddle Jr
Female Character?
Hermione or Luna
Male Charcter?
Draco or Barty Crouch Jr. or Tom Riddle Jr
Group Of Characters?
The Maruaders excludding Peter
Adult?
Sirius
Professor?
Snape
Ship?
Draco/Harry
Spell?
Hmm...Imperious
Sweet?
Chocolate Frogs
Place?
Hogwarts Slytherine Common room
Weasley Twin?
Fred
Product?
Anything of Fred and Georges
Shop? WWW's
Least Favorites
Weasley?
Ginny, Ron, and Percy
Character, Overall?
Dumbledore
Female?
Haha think i already answered that but...second would be Molly
Male?
Besides what’s been mentioned...Barty Crouch Sr
Adult?
Peter aka Wormtail
Student?
Ron Weasley
Spell?
Dont think i have one they're all mostly useful or funny
Book?
Either the first cause it was so boring at first or seventh cause so many people died
Ship?
Ginny/Harry I hate this pairing more than anything else (excluding anything incest)
Sweet?
Cockraoch clusters
Death Eater?
Crabbe and Goyles's parents cause they never do anything useful
Shop?
idk
Place?
Privet Drive 4
Professor?
Binn's
Couples? What Do You Think?
Ron/Hermione?
I hate Ron so I really hate this pairing. He's too much of a back stabbing git.
Harry/Hermione?
I could live with it but I don't really feel it
Harry/Ginny?
HATE IT!
Harry/Luna?
I like this one I can really see them together. And honestly anyone would be better than Ginny
Harry/Pansy?
Maybe depending on the story
Ron/Lavander?
Sure
Ron/Luna?
Nope she is way too good for him
Ron/Pansy?
She wouldn’t
Ron/Fleur?
Nope could never ever happen.
Hermione/Krum?
I like it and it could work and she would be happy
Hermione/Draco?
Eh...maybe it could work depending
Hermione/Fred OR George?
I can totally see her with either
James/Lily?
Well yeah harry wouldn't exist without them so yeah
Lily/Snape?
no honestly I just can't see them being together
Lily/Sirius?
Sure cause I think it would be cool for Harry to be his son
Lily/Lupin?
Nah I like Lupin with Tonks but if she didn’t exist then yes
Tonks/Lupin?
It already happened and there's nothing annoying about it so it can stay
Draco/Pansy?
Grrr...he belongs with Harry But regardless I just dont see it
Fred/Angelina?
Why not
Bill/Fleur?
I like it I think it cute!
Harry/Cho?
It might have worked if she hadn't dated Cedric first
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Harry
Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione
Neville or Seamus?
Neville
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape
Fred Or George?
Fred
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hernione
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
ButterBeer
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Propeht
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita Skeeter
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw
Random
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Yep!
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yep! When Dumbledore died. This was before I greatly disliked him.
A Movie?
I might have but I don't think so.
Books or Movies?
Books
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
The series yes but not just Harry
Been To A Fansite? Website?
A few
Been to JKR’s Site?
Nope!
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
No
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Yes
What was it?
That my Hogwarts letter was late for some reason and that I would get it next summer before sixth grade
Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
Nope! I have debates with my friends all the time.
Did it/ Does it work?
...
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
No...but sounds fun
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
No and I'm going to pretend that's not the case
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Yep! Was sad when i realized it was true
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yes I did I thought it was pretty cool
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Nope!
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
No but that might be because I hate Ginny
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Nope cause I'm not really seeing a resemblance
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Uh...I hope so if not what am I doing on this site
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
...
Do you read fanfiction?
No I just stare at the words
If so, do you like it?
Yep couldn't live without it
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Yep!
What site?
This one
Do you write fanfiction?
Write yes! Finish...has yet to be determined
Do you like to write fanfiction?
If I’m inspired which is bad for a mind that switches gears and obsessions a lot
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yep!
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Kinda
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Used too
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
:( no but i want one
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
They have the same obsession so yep!
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Yes
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Yep
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Yes it’s so much fun and its cool to hear what others think as well
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
If it was real most definitely
Have you re-read the books?
Most of them
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
nope
Have You Had An RP Party?
nope
Do You Want To?
depends
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Yep
Have You Ever Wrote One?
no
Do You Want To?
no
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
no
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
no
Are You Going To Write One?
no
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Eh wouldnt if my cat would get off my keyboard
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
nope this was fun