We are two female pandas who graduated from panda prep school together a few years back, and just recently started hanging out again. We are very similar in many respects, but like people, every panda is different. One of us is rather short, the other is rather fat. One of us is mostly gay, the other is mostly straight. One of us likes a little pain with her smut, the other likes a little smut with her pain. Though both of us like happy, cracky, cotton-candy-sweet fics too, so if pain is not your thing, we still have a few things for you. We have a lot written right now, but very little edited. Given time we'll have much more here for you to enjoy!

Here's some specifics:

Panda G- The younger, more dangerous panda of this team. She is a writer, an editor, and a lover of chocolate. Also, she can kill you with her brain. Her hobbies include baking, scrapbooking, killing zombies, and making pretty boys cry. In Hetalia fics, she normally writes for the characters France, N. Italy, Sweden, Canada, Russia, Prussia, Greece, Turkey, Ancient Rome, Norway, and Poland, but this is subject to change per fic.

Panda N- The older, yet much more lazy panda. She is a librarian by trade, but prefers to think of herself as a writer at heart. Kinda. On good days, she is basking in her own laziness, curled up in bed, writing with Panda G and/or watching the Food Network. She prefers her fruit without seeds, her books without pages, and her life as effortless as possible. In Hetalia fics, she normally writes for the characters England, Germany, Finland, Japan, America, China, Austria, Netherlands, Denmark, Iceland, and Lithuania, but this is subject to change per fic.

PLEASE NOTE:

We also have an account on Archive of Our Own and LiveJournal (still twoscarypandas for both). Some of our stories contain explicit content in their original form. We have edited them to meet the guidelines of this site, but if you would like to read the full versions you can find them on our AO3 (we don't update LJ as often):

Title: Morpheus On Fire
Pairing: Greece/Japan/Turkey
Summary: "The point was for Japan to check on the brat, because he'd been unnerved by that fever in his eyes. And then they were supposed to go home, and have everything back to normal." Japan and Turkey care for a dangerously sick Greece, whose fever dreams lead all three of them to see one another in a new light.

But wait, there's MORE! Some stories could not be edited this way without losing their content. These are posted only on AO3 and/or LJ, but we will list the titles and summaries here:

Title: Two Ears And A Tail
Pairing: N. Italy/Germany
Summary: Italy comes home to find a nice birthday present waiting for him.

Title: Good Kitty
Pairing: Germany/Japan/N. Italy
Summary: Japan's birthday-sex is interrupted. Germany is very upset.

Title: The Guest: Snow As It Falls
Pairing: Sweden, Finland, Denmark (SweDen, SweFin, DenFin, SweDenFin)
Summary: "One night. You, me, and your pretty little wife."

Title: What a Frukus!
Pairing: France/America (and the reverse), France/America/England
Summary: "After all, there are no last words more famous than, "Hey France, I'm bored. Wanna do something?"" America and France make use of England's place. Pure smut and fluff.

Panda N is used to the the LJ format, so she will usually update that account. Panda G is used to the FanFiction format, so she'll usually update this account. If you contact us here, you'll probably get a reply from Panda G, and vice versa on LJ.

Just for the record, WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, and WE MAKE NO PROFIT OFF WRITING FOR THEM.

Upcoming Projects:

Monsters: An AU - "...you will find that there is little difference between a monster and a man. There are no angels, no innocents. There are only those who know how to accept the world for what it is, and those who delude themselves." Series. Multiple pairings. Dark, human AU.

Breaking at the Cracks - "Since the moment he laid eyes on Hera, fate was struck in stone." Angst, Greece/Turkey/Japan