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1The Atlantean Warrior
The origins of our favorite punching bag of a hero, Aquaman! Follow the subpar adventures of our protagonist as he takes on mermen, gorillas, teleporting bug-themed villains, and more!Justice League, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 579, 5/10/13, Arthur C./Orin/Aquaman Nathaniel A./Captain Atom
3Life in the Organization
The misadventures of the Organization members! Collection of one-shot humor shorts, maybe the occasional two-parter. Read and review!Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 906, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/4/13
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Dear Fan Fiction, »
The characters would like to talk to you. From the Keyblade Wielders, to the Disney stars, to the Nobodies. Complete!Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 60, words: 12k+, favs: 36, follows: 35, updated: 5/2/13 published: 11/28/12
31Kingdom Hearts: Every Fan Fiction Ever »
Soku, the hero of this story, has been given a gift, a Pick Lock Blade, an object that definitely is not inspired by the Keyblade, from the mysterious and obviously evil Man With No Clever Name. Though soon after, the Man With No Clever Name attacks Soku's World...Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, favs: 7, follows: 6, updated: 4/25/13 published: 3/20/13
114 The Quite Peckish Games »
Another pointless Hunger Games parody! Kamuss Evermean is a suspiciously similar substitute of Katniss Everdeen, who happens to have to replace her little sister in the Quite Peckish Games. Will she live? Yes. Definitely. She's the main character, of course. Goes OOC pretty damn quickly. I would love some reviews. Just sayin'. The main story is now complete, shockingly!Hunger Games, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 37, words: 18k+, favs: 14, follows: 15, updated: 3/28/13 published: 8/10/12
20Super Smash Bros With Dialogue! »
Let's face it: Subspace Emissary sucked. But, now we see it WITH DIALOGUE! All characters are owned by whoever has their copyright.Super Smash Brothers, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 9k+, favs: 6, follows: 14, updated: 2/9/13 published: 7/20/12, Kirby Mario
52The Quite Peckish Games: The 65th »
A prequel to my story, the Quite Peckish Games. I don't see very many SYOTs that are actually, you know, FUNNY. So, they picked a creative genius to write one. Shockingly, he got hit by a bus, so they chose me instead. Submission sheet on my profile! Please, PM them to me.Hunger Games, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 9, updated: 1/25/13 published: 9/8/12
4Rise of the Heartless
Hades and Maleficent have discovered the power of the Heartless. They're forming a group of villains to collect enough Hearts to summon the ultimate Heartless so they can take over the Worlds. Unfortunately for them, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are on a quest to stop them...Kingdom Hearts, K+, English, Adventure & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 1/24/13, Donald Duck King Mickey
29My Mortal »
I have recently started reading My Immortal. Instead of writing my thoughts on it with my own blood on the wall, I've decided to write it down in parody format. This is the story of the generic goth, Ebony Dark'ness Raven Way. She's also a vampire for some reason.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 10, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 10, updated: 1/22/13 published: 9/8/12, OC Draco M.
4The Quite Peckish Games: OH MY GOD, I'M CATCHING FIRE!
The sequel to the "hit" parody fic, 'The Quite Peckish Games! The story follows the Winner of the 74th Peckish Games as she does nothing, but is somehow loved by everyone. The Quarter Quail is also coming up, but it won't have any effect on the plot. It's not like she's going into the Arena a second time! That would be un-original and stupid. And this book is just amazing.Hunger Games, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 6, 1/15/13
2Life in the Smash Mansion
Stories from the Smash Mansion! Covering such topics as shipping, badasses, and who ate Samus' mushrooms!Super Smash Brothers, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 809, favs: 1, follows: 1, 11/7/12
3Vampires Jumping Through the Forest
The sub-par romantic tale of Kristee Swan and Eddie Cullane, by the author of 'The Quite Peckish Games'. NOTE: Parody of Twilight. If you're a Twilight fan who doesn't want to see it made fun of, don't read.Twilight, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 450, follows: 1, 10/19/12, Bella Edward
1 Adventures in Evil
The adventures of the some major villains in the Nintendo universe, dedicated to Seaapple! It all started with pizza toppings...Super Smash Brothers, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 598, 9/23/12, Ganondorf
4 The Careers Fall Asleep
Peeta is faced with a dilemma. Well, other than being in the Hunger Games. The Careers have Katniss trapped in the tree. How will he get out of being forced to kill her? T because it's the Hunger Games. One-shot.Hunger Games, T, English, Horror & Romance, words: 313, favs: 1, follows: 2, 9/5/12, Peeta M. Katniss E.
5Harrison Motter and the Philosopher's Teddy
A parody of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone! By the maker of the mildly popular Hunger Games parody, the Quite Peckish Games! Harrison Motter is a wizard! You can gasp now. He's the chosen one, who was... Chosen to defeat the evil wizard, Revoldemort, who, for some reason, is growing out of a man's head.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 197, favs: 3, follows: 1, 8/27/12, Harry P. Voldemort
2Super Smash Bros: Auditions!
Master Hand usually chooses the Smashers himself, but now he's too freaking lazy! So, he's gotten Link, Mario, and Kirby to do the selecting for Brawl. And they do it through AUDITIONS! Because why not!Super Smash Brothers, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 310, favs: 1, 8/4/12, Link Mario
4 Samus Aran Meets New People!
A series with exactly what the title says! Samus Aran meets new people is a series I am writing! Samus Aran meets new people is a series I'm writing with a really crappy summary! Read anyway and review! Samus Aran meets new people is dedicated to Sea ApplSuper Smash Brothers, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 224, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/24/12, Samus A.
4 Falcon PAWNCH!
For KoopalingFan's contest! Falcon PAWNCH is a story of how Captain Falcon got into Smash Bros., and how unlockables started in the series. I suck at descriptions! Oh, this is also a one shot, so, yeah. That.Super Smash Brothers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 7/24/12, Captain Falcon
2 Antics in Obscurity!
Isaac hates that he didn't get fame from appearing in Brawl. See his WACKY hijinks! This is a story for Jazz Hearts assist trophy contest. So yeah. That.Super Smash Brothers, T, English, words: 541, 7/22/12, Isaac