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41Attack of the Fangirls »
[CHAPTER 8 UP] The next instalment of my 'Attack' series. Incredibly gorgeous men, hormonally driven harpies, pain, torture, insanity, and another insurance bill that I'm not paying. MiddleEarth is most definately in trouble...again.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 7k+, favs: 6, follows: 7, updated: 7/27/07 published: 5/22/06
19School Days »
[CHAPTER 3 UP] It's your favorite LotR characters in Middle School…complete with the hormones, fatal chemistry experiments, insane gym teachers, hairy cafeteria ladies, and the bus rides from HELL!Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 6/29/07 published: 1/21/07
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Attack of the Rabid Squirrels »
[COMPLETED] Sequel to 'Attack of the Wild Turkeys' An Army of squirrels attack the Fellowship...but these squirrels have rabies. The World as we know it...is officially over.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 7k+, favs: 3, updated: 9/25/04 published: 7/12/04
43 Van Helsing 2: Monster Uprising »
[COMPLETED] A Van HelsingAngel Crossover. There's a monster uprising in America and it's up to Van Helsing, Carl, and new hero Angel to stop them. Plus, the return of a certain somebody!Van Helsing, T, English, Horror & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 7k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 7/19/04 published: 5/28/04
66 Attack of the Wild Turkeys »
[COMPLETED] Wild Turkeys attack Middle-Earth. What will our Heroes do? Rated PG13 for mild Turkey violence and random insanity.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 7/11/04 published: 6/9/04