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19Bloodletting »
Sequel to "Chasing the Storm". AU Pirate. "Just because Red John, O'Laughlin and Carter are dead, it doesn't mean everything died with them."Mentalist, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 72k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 4/5/13 published: 11/4/12, Patrick J.
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First
She might be his first, but they all know, she definitely won't be his last. Episode tag to 1x04.Following, T, English, words: 531, favs: 2, 2/16/13
4 The Pink Tablecloth
And with that, Red John attended his first ever Valentine's Day party. Crack!fic.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 2/14/13, Red John
9 Please Be Intimate
"And this is exactly why we have the, 'we don't talk about personal things in this unit' policy." Team!fic, set somewhere during season 4.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 2/11/13, L. Wainwright
8 Who Killed Patrick Jane?
"How haven't you guys killed him yet?" Team!fic, set after the pilot. Complete.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 2/7/13, Grace vP.
20Departure »
Out of all the things Lisbon had thought they'd do in their relationship of five years; going on a vacation together had never once entered her mind. TL/RJ. Sequel to Informant.Mentalist, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 5, follows: 9, updated: 1/13/13 published: 5/11/12, Teresa L. Red John
8Administered Medication »
"Consultant Annoying sounds like Animal Hunting, just without the permits and the gun." Team. Spoilers for 4x23/4x24.Mentalist, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 10, updated: 1/13/13 published: 6/5/12, Wayne R.
40Red Spots »
A collection of one-shots, involving different genres and characters. Next: So Many Words - She was only Ms. Teresa Lisbon, an unemployed workaholic. Team!fic.Mentalist, T, English, chapters: 11, words: 10k+, favs: 6, follows: 12, updated: 1/1/13 published: 12/31/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
21 Duplicity »
AU 4.24— Her last words, much like the temptress of a woman who had spoken them out loud, could have held more meanings and there was only so much time left for them both. J/L.Mentalist, T, English, Angst & Suspense, chapters: 7, words: 11k+, favs: 5, follows: 13, updated: 11/13/12 published: 7/7/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
12 Ridiculous Thoughts
Jane asks Lisbon why co-workers can't date. Team!fic. Post-5x01.Mentalist, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 5, 10/1/12, Teresa L. Patrick J.
50 Chasing the Storm »
AU Pirate. "Watch what you say," Lisbon growled. "Or I'll slit your throat and leave your body for the rats."Mentalist, M, English, Suspense & Adventure, chapters: 17, words: 110k+, favs: 9, follows: 14, updated: 8/6/12 published: 3/12/12, Patrick J.
6 Liquidation
For nine months, twenty-five days, and sixteen hours ago—both of their worlds had seized to exist and they hadn't been back since. Written for The Mentalist Reverse Big Bang 2012.Mentalist, M, English, Angst, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/20/12, Teresa L. Grace vP.
53 he always gets what he wants »
Patrick Jane always got what he wanted, even if that meant using her in the process, to get Teresa Lisbon back exactly where she belonged—in his arms. J/L, J/VP.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 39k+, favs: 17, follows: 23, updated: 7/11/12 published: 10/4/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
11 Weird Dreams
Jane had a weird dream, and he wants to tell Lisbon all about it. J/L-ish, R/VP-ish. Total Crack!fic.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 6/12/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
4 Dread
Five times Red John could have killed the team.Mentalist, T, English, Horror & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 5/27/12, Red John
3Amaranthine »
An entire collection of fics revolving around Grace Van Pelt and Patrick Jane; all genres. Current: Bartering, ""Does this," she pointed at the dark lump in her sink, "look like a cake to you?" J/VP."Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 6, updated: 5/15/12 published: 5/11/12, Patrick J. Grace vP.
4 Spring Cleaning
She should have seen that one coming, honestly. The man usually had excuses when faced with the idea of cleaning anything. VP/J.Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 855, favs: 3, 5/7/12, Grace vP. Patrick J.
3 Decadence
She had a duty to serve every whimsical order her master bestowed upon her, without hesitation. L/VP. RJ/VP. FemslashMentalist, T, English, Angst & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/28/12, Grace vP. Teresa L.
10 Informant
"Yeah?" Lisbon questioned with a small smile. "Me too." L/RJ. Sequel to Sanctuary.Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 4/26/12, Teresa L. Red John