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5k+Shorts and Sweets »
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.Death Note, T, English, Humor, chapters: 243, words: 83k+, favs: 596, follows: 429, updated: 3/18/13 published: 7/23/09
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Backup Drive
Before Sherlock deletes personal information, he writes it down in his "Personal Backup Drive," just in case he needs it back someday. Some things, however, won't delete. Like Victor Trevor, for example. And John. Johnlock, oneshot.Sherlock, T, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 76, follows: 10, 3/4/13, Sherlock H. John W.
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Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AUDeath Note, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 22, words: 46k+, favs: 410, follows: 539, updated: 3/3/13 published: 7/29/10, Light Y. L
114The Care and Feeding of Sherlock Holmes »
As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 19, words: 7k+, favs: 62, follows: 103, updated: 2/6/13 published: 5/25/12, John W. Sherlock H.
9 Fully Furnished
When John H. Watson, recently invalidated Army doctor, woke up that morning, he had not expected to come out of his bedroom to discover that his previously-bare flat had magically become fully furnished in the night. Birthday request from Sarah1281!Sherlock, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 4, 1/19/13, John W. Sherlock H.
2 Incidental Trust
Carth wasn't sure why he thought he wouldn't get caught staring at a Jedi, but as it turned out those people were rather observant.Star Wars, T, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/30/12, Carth O. Revan
13Bury Him »
Sherlock returns after a year and a half only to find John gone and everyone insisting that he's dead. Sherlock, however, has reason to believe otherwise, and it turns out he's willing to go all over the world in order to track him down. Johnlock.Sherlock, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 20, follows: 60, updated: 11/17/12 published: 8/30/12, Sherlock H. John W.
26 Heights
When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshotSherlock, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 116, follows: 9, 10/1/12, Sherlock H. John W.
11 False, Hope
It had been exactly a month since Sherlock's jump and Mycroft would like to be able to say he was over it, but he wasn't. He would also like to say that the reason he kept and maintained Sherlock's phone was nothing to do with the fact that John Watson still texted it, but that would be a lie as well. OneshotSherlock, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 33, follows: 7, 8/30/12, Mycroft H. John W.
13 You Can Imagine the Birthday Dinners
Mycroft's lack of actual friends has lead to him invite John to his birthday dinner, which John discovers means spending several hours in a manor with the Holmes family. Maybe if Mr. Holmes would stop with the incredibly personal questions and Grandma Holmes' hands didn't wander quite so much, time would be going by a little faster... Crack, oneshotSherlock, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 32, follows: 4, 8/16/12, John W. Sherlock H.
17 Hallucinating For a Cause
Although hardly a novel contribution to science, Sherlock felt he deserved a pat on the back for his current work on confirming the theory that staying awake for four days is an excellent way to invite all manner of inventive hallucinations. Johnlockish oneshot, post-RFSherlock, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 30, follows: 3, 7/30/12, Sherlock H. John W.
22 Not Necessarily Expired
From the first day John had moved in with Sherlock, he'd begun worrying that one day he'd have some awful epiphany where he realized he was in love with him. Because, really, wouldn't that just be typical? Johnlock oneshot for WrightAWay's birthday!Sherlock, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 76, follows: 15, 7/2/12, John W. Sherlock H.
29 One in Eight Million
Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshotSherlock, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 125, follows: 16, 6/30/12, John W. Sherlock H.
11 Cohabitation
Sherlock had decided early on that there was something almost sacred about having a flatmate. Oneshot.Sherlock, T, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 47, follows: 8, 6/20/12, Sherlock H. John W.
2 Blood and Breath
There's nothing more freeing than giving your blood, bones, skin, thoughts, words, heartbeat, and breath to just one thing. Drabble.Merlin, T, English, Friendship, words: 579, favs: 7, 6/20/12, Merlin Arthur
7 The Acquisition of a Puppy
In which Sherlock requests the addition of a dog to 221B and John will pretty much do whatever Sherlock asks of him. Oneshot, squinting is welcome.Sherlock, T, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 33, 5/19/12, John W. Sherlock H.
11 Inconveniently Long Weddings
John hissed, "It's our wedding, Sherlock. It'll take as long as it needs to." Johnlock, drabble.Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 697, favs: 61, follows: 2, 5/19/12, John W. Sherlock H.
23 Sometimes He Would Sing
Matt wasn't a particularly good singer. Mello never complained. MxM, oneshot.Death Note, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 56, follows: 4, 5/5/12, Mello Matt
11 Foreseeable Future
Sherlock might not be overly skilled at this whole 'romance' thing. Johnlock, fluff, oneshot.Sherlock, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 62, follows: 5, 4/22/12, John W. Sherlock H.
6 Occasional Moments
There are moments, oh, once a week or so, when John is completely certain that Sherlock is in love with him. And then there are the REST of the moments. John POV, light Johnlock, fluff. Oneshot.Sherlock, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 689, favs: 41, follows: 2, 4/10/12, John W. Sherlock H.