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Alright, I am Devil-Babe-911, but since my MSN stopped sending me my reviews, alerts and such from my readers on ff.net, I had to make a new account on Yahoo; A-K-A: Akuma-Chibi. Now I get my e-mails. Sorry if there was any confusion. I'll post a notice on my other account too. _"
http://www.youtube.com/user/AkumaChibi My videos for my stories can be found here, if you want me to make a certain video pairing/anime/crossover.song, then please feel free to make requests.
http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz141/MidnightParadise730/IcePhoenix2.jpg & http://media.photobucket.com/image/ice20phoenix/brandon_venable/icephoenix.jpg?o=12 Ice Phoenix Yukina's Pet from Leters of Misfortune
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q205/mykebodean/Furball.jpg Furball Kuwabara's pet from Letters of Misfortune
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/yasirabdulrahmaan/hieiw2.jpg Demon Dragon Hiei's pet from Letters of Misfortune
http://www.hplex.info/bestiary/bestiary_n.html Nundu Genkai's pet from Letters of Misfortune
http://media.photobucket.com/image/snidget/orlabossa/Harry20Potter/GinnyMeetstheSnidget.jpg?o=11 & http://media.photobucket.com/image/snidget/mrdavismd1/HP20Stuff/snidgit-5b.gif?o=9 Snidget Kagome's friend from Letter's of Misfortune
My Charas for Kagome
Berry - My Mellow, Spacey, Cherishable and Gentle Chara
Fayette - A.K.A - Fay - My Spunky, Playful and High Spirited Chara
The Deck that I will be using for Kagome in The Art of Seduction can be found here.
http://www.cutesygirl.com/Leg_Avenue_2Pc.-PID30222-MID286376.aspx?origin=google WAH!! I LOVE THIS!! It's used in my upcoming story The Art of Seduction. CHECK IT OUT KAY!!
L: Change The WorLd
Antique Jewelry Casket http://www.victoriana.com/Jewelry/antiquejewelrybox.htm
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair
She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGL so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich
I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican
I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY
I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.
READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, Serenity Maxwell, Sanseui-Kitty,BlackNightAngle,KagomesLilsista, Devil-Babe-911
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
You scored as a Harry Potter
You can be a little reckless and hot-headed at times, but a more brave and courageous friend would be hard to find.
Harry Potter 85
Ginny Weasley 80
Sirius Black 75
Albus Dumbledore 70
Severus Snape 65
Ron Weasley 65
Draco Malfoy 60
Hermione Granger 60
Remus Lupin 55
Lord Voldemort 45
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Id be good if i could but i cant so i wont
Please for the love of all that is good..SHUT THE HELL UP!
i have the right to remane silent just not the ability.
what the hell?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver-Shirt from Hot Topic
Spooning leads to forking-Shirt from Hot Topic
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you 'cause your all the same-Shirt from hottopic
my bad attitude is none of you f bissnes-shirt from hottopic
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horrible wrong-Shirt from Hot Topic
God, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill. Courage to kill the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today.
"Behind every bird you flip, is a pile of shit."
There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back
See the happy fool--he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a happy fool. By God--maybe I am!
"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."
'The funniest thing about this t-shirt is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid.' - A tee shirt of mine
'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'
'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.'
'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
'your moma is so fat even NARUTO dosen't BELIEVE IT
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.
Girls Don't realize these things;
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"
14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.
15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)
16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"
17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
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Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
PRAISE THE FUCKING SEX GODS!! I love that couple, nothing hotter then a hot teaching throwing his hot student against a tree...uh, sorry, I’ll stop there. Leave the rest up to your imagination.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Quite a few of them, all ending with his clothes discarded somewhere. ;D
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
...I like Yaoi, I won’t lie, but that... isn’t right. T.T
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
GAH! Can I say neither?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Shit! She’d probably join them. I know I would.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Do I have to?? Uhg, I’m writing this against my better judgment and against my will.
Kiba is training in the woods when he hears yelling, looking around he follows the sound until he comes across the source. He watches as Deidara leaves Tobi to get some fresh air away from his annoying companion. What happens when Tobi sees Kiba hiding behind a tree? What kind of fun game will Tobi play with the unwilling Kiba while his partner is away?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I don’t know, I think I’m going to check, that actually sounds like something I’d read. What, don’t look at me like that, you’re just as weird as I am.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.
Art in a Single Moment: Painted Blood.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
-Nosebleed- I don’t think I should answer that.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Uh...SHIT! Mental Image of a...MALE ORGY!! -spasm- Uh, I don’t know.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
YEEEES, TOBI’S A GOOD BOY, GOOD BOOOOOY!
HAHA! I burst out laughing when I wrote that.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
1. Concrete Angel – Martina McBride
2. Nobody’s Home – Avril Lavigne
3. Story of a Girl – Nine Days
4. Innocence – Avril Lavigne
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING – YAOI CONTENT, EXCESSIVE NUDITY AND VIOLENCE, MILD RAPE!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
“Why don’t we skip the torture of Mangekyou and Tobi will take you to a world of his own. More pleasure less pain, yes?”
Hehe, I could see that happening.
19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
SCREW WHAT KAKASHI THINKS, I THINK SAKURA/ITACHI ROCK! He would probably either say she is betraying the village and is now considered a missing nin OR on the chance that he does really care for his past team, he would want her to be happy.
20) How emo is Seven?
From 1 to 10, uh...4 maybe 5.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Uh... close tie really, Gaara/Hinata, Gaara/Sakura Kakashi/Sakura Itachi/Sakura...what, with so many hot guys around how can you really just pair her up with ONE?
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
UH… I LIKE BOTH! Humph. Force me to decide. That’s terrible.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
Hehe, yes. Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Temari and Tsunada. I’ve also done other anime’s you guys may know, C.C from Code Gease, Kikyou from InuYasha, Etna from Disgeae and CHI from Chobits. Mwahaha Hahaha
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Itachi poster, CHIBI Itachi plushy, Itachi Cosplay, Itachi Jewelry, Itachi Lighter, Itachi shirt, Itachi CHIBI keychain. Deidara Cosplay, Sasori Cosplay, Temari Cosplay, Tsunada Cosplay...-looks around room- I don’t have enough time to write everything, sorry.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Me? o.o...-.-...o.o –looks at Itachi poster-
Oh no...Not really...What, you don’t believe me? Fine, I didn’t ask you to.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SASUNARU YEAH! Grind those hips...O.O Eh, hehe. SasuNaru? Hehe.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
Ooo. Neji or Kakashi, uh, I believe Kakashi wins with his teacher factor making him the light at the end of my tunnel...or is that a train, let me get a closer look. -.- O.O
IT’S A TRAIN!!
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Eh...there’s a theory, I’m not good with science and numbers, numerical theory hurts my head as does science theory. Now, as for the couple. I guess the pairing is ok.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Uh...Yes, or at least, related. I don’t know really, but they just look so much alike.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Hm, hn, huh. Eh, mm, er, eiiiI’d have to sayuuuh HMMMM, let me think. ‘.’ Anti, he makes a killer villain and I could think of so many sick ass ways of killing him after he is raped by Orochimaru and his snakes. Uh, so yeah, Pro, defiantly, uh, the, good guy type, and yeah –nods slowly-
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Uh, NO, there STILL making episodes.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro, I like the pink haired girls, Sakura is only one
1. Sakura - (Naruto)
2. Rabi en Rose – (Digi Charat)
3. Lacus Clyne – (Gundam Seed)
4. Sugar – (Sugar Snow Fairy)
5. Yuna – (Maburaho)
6. Aritta/Gloomieta – (Tales of the Abyss)
7. Lucy – (To Heart 2)
8. Misha – (Pita Ten)
9. Miharu – (Girls Bravo)
10. Mizuho – (Onegai Teacher)
12. Mayura – (Loki Ragnarok)
13. Mariah – (Beyblade)
14. Chibiusa – (Sailor Moon)
15. Millfeulle – (Galaxy Angel)
16. Simca – (Air Gear)
17. Ichigo – (Tokyo Mew Mew)
18. Kusajika Yachiru – (Bleach)
19. Nyu/Lucy – (Elfen Lied)
20. Momo – (Xenosaga)
21. Kurumi – (Steel Angel Kurumi)
22. Black Rose – (.Hack)
23. Kururu – (Bottle Fairy)
24. Louise – (Zero no Tsukaima)
25. Momo – (Angel Tales)
26. Yuna – (Kage Kara Mamoru)
27. Miu – (DearS)
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Uh...I choose Ugly Nerd for 100 dollars. Lol.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
HAKU! HE IS SO PREATY.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
...One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever hear, THREE DOG NIGHT – ONE If that doesn’t answer the question, I don’t know what will. By the way, it was ‘WEIRD’ that I chose.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Kakashi, we know he would be late for his own funeral, however, I would like to see him get together with Sakura, which would mean breaking rules which...he doesn’t do. Or Sakura, for the same reason except with Itachi.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Hehe, my mother records, she is off getting ready to fight in the war, she bought her laptop so that she could watch Naruto on it at www.veoh.com
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
No, I don’t plan to.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
My Mother and Father!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'
Haha, Yep, I was drawing Itachi with just his Akatsuki cloak on, covering just his hips. My math teacher flipped.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Eh...SEE PREVIOUS ANSWER! Duh!
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
SEE QUESTION 5. Lol.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
HELL YEAH! What kind of kinky shit is Kakashi reading, the secrets of Jiraiya’s stories?
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
NOPE! It’s Pain, he has orangish hair not blonde. DUH!
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
UHG, he lost all sexiness when he left Kanoha
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yes, for a novel I’m writing I have a Lolita that’s a girl named Lilith, Lili for short. She has his energetic, cheerful, high-spirited character.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Uh, it’s 2:28 in the morning and I’m taking a Naruto test. What do you think!
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