WHADDUP!!

So... about me...
Well... I'm a pretty lame person... ah ha ha

I don’t like to make labels, but if I had to label myself, I’d probably be hardcore scene. I like food. Scratch that… I fucking LOVE food. It’s one of my hobbies. I’m actually pretty mixed when it comes to music. Let’s see… in my I-Pod, I have: Atreyu, Hollywood Undead (hellz to the fuckin yea!), Jesse McCartney (don’t hate!) the Jonas brothers (again, DON’T HATE!) uh, Reliant K, Danity Kane, Darius Rucker (that’s country) Toby Keith (country), Heather Headly, Epik High (Korean band), Hinder, Rihanna, Youhna (Korean), and a bunch of other crap…

I like: Music. Disney channel. Fast cars. Movies about cars, fighting, or murder (not massacres, but like mysteries… like Zodiac…) and most comedies and romances. My favorite shows are: Burn Notice, CSI, CSI Miami, and CSI New York. I Like Pumas and Converse. I love patent leather pumps. Jessica Simpson is my favorite shoe-maker… I like to make “your mom” jokes. Even if they don’t make sense. I will randomly say your mom in every conversation... for example.

YOU: I bought some shoes at the mall yesterday and—
ME: your mom went to the mall yesterday... giggle

I dislike: onions and garlic (EL GROSSIOSO!!), Haters. Ignorance. Stupidity.

That’s about it.

I have a really bad habit of starting a story, then losing track of it. Then getting back into the flow of it. So please, bear (bare?) with me! With school and everything, it’s hard to keep up with your stories sometimes…

I like boys. They’re cute. I like strong boys. Cut, but not like massively swollen. Like… John Cena, but a little bit smaller… lol. My favorite things on boys are eyes and smiles. Mmmm…. And hair. I don’t like hippie hair. Cut your hair! Long hair is for chicks! (unless you’re doing that emo-sweep across the face thing…)

Anyways... that’s about it. I’ll add more as I think of it…

:P

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

I support our troops, but NOt our president.

I am Straight, AND I support Gay Rights.

I wouldn't have an abortion, but I wouldn't take away your choice or right to do so.

I am a Democrat.

Pro-life and Pro-war? Sorry, I'm anti-hypocrite.

Super Hilarious 911 call:

Caller: I think I'm having an overdose and so is my wife.

Operator: Overdose of what?

Caller: Marijuana. i don't know if something was in it. can you please send rescue?

Operator: Do you guys have a fever or anything?

Caller: No, I'm just, I think we're dying.

Operator: How much did you guys have?

Caller: I don't know, we made brownies. And i think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slow.

AH HAHAHA

So I just decided to start a new thing.

I'm going to put up a "WORST WRITER OF THE WEEK" award up here.

No one's probably going to read it, but hey, it's something to pass the time...

And now. The first ever WORST WRITEER OF THE WEEK award goes to...

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XXXmidnitegoffXXX

Somehow, she managed to take a semi-halfway-sort-of-kind-of decent story and make a "seqwel" to it. Obviously, she's a troll. I’ve read a sample of the real author's work and then, read hers. OMG. Let me tell you. This girl has so many issues, it's not even fathomable. I mean, reading her work is like committing intellect suicide. She apparently made her own cult-sub-category/lame version of a Goth and emo label. Goffz. Wow. I mean, really?

Apparently, her favorite words are 'suicidally" (or in her terms, suacially, or sucidily) and sexily (sexly, secily...) but wait! There’s more. She uses them as adjective to describe how someone cries. i.e. "cried suicidally"

She likes to think that emo's and goffz are the same. And that they listen to the same music. Good charlotte, my chemical romance, panic at the disco. Those are the bands she likes to use. Ok, so MCR might be a little gothic, but panic! Is an alterna-rock group and good charlotte is a punk rock band! I mean seriously! And any flamers (well you can’t really call it a flame when EVERYONE thinks’ your work sucks 12 different kinds of balls and well... if it's true...) are deemed "preps"... well, I for one am not prep. I'm hardcore scene BITCH! And I still think your story is shit.

Well, I’m done ranting about his... here's a sample from her story My Immortal 2: Wake Me up Inside.

Dombledor went up 2 a prap named Britney and sid, “Well done Britney, you hav savd us once agin”

WHAT DA FUK”, I yelded at him. “I Did al tghart hard wrk, yu mthrfukr”.

“Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, yu did noffing as we wre bing turtured by da Dirk lord. Yu wll be snt to yu room”.

Dat nite I creid. That bitch took all da cridit. Tht mthrfukr will pay!!

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Da mext day, a new grl strtd at skool. C wuz anther fukn prep. Her name will Paris Hilton. C hd only fond out dat c wuz a qwitch nt dat long ago and c mde sure to b mean to us goffs.

C spilld aflass of wtar on Vampire.

“Y da fuk did yu do that, yu bitch”, I yeld dat hr.

“Watch da mouuth”, c said.

Aftr c wuz gne, I lokd at Draco, noing dat he wanted 2 do it wtih me.

Yes. there you have it. apparently, Vampire is Harry. I don’t know. don't ask me. she claims that her beta died. more than likely, they just ignored her so they wouldn’t have to read her atrocious writing. well, that's all for this week kiddies! check out next week! (if I have time to put up a new one that is...