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67Me & PP: a Journey Into the Absurd » A collection of various collabs with PerfectlyPersuasive. Some are o/s, others drabbles, and others...well, they almost defy description. Rated M for adult situations of the lemony variety. oh, and yeah, there'll probably be some slash.
Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 30k+, favs: 33, follows: 33, updated: 8/3/11 published: 8/10/10, Edward
3k+ The Hood » Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 31, words: 163k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/18/11 published: 2/3/10, Bella Edward
471Director's Cut » A companion piece to my fic, The Hood. This will contain alternate POVs, outtakes and the like. Rated M for all the possible naughty things my silly mind can come up with.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 42k+, favs: 219, follows: 400, updated: 1/17/11 published: 4/20/10
139 Inhale Her » Entry for the Awkward Contest. A summer job, a bachelor party... a chance meeting turns into an Awkward moment. But fate finds a way to smooth out the Awkwardness into something more interesting. Rated M for adult entertainment.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 170, follows: 149, updated: 1/5/11 published: 3/7/10, Bella Edward
939 Little Plastic Castle » Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, chapters: 14, words: 17k+, favs: 801, follows: 322, updated: 12/30/10 published: 11/17/10, Edward Bella
1k+ Table For One » Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, M, English, Romance, chapters: 26, words: 104k+, favs: 665, follows: 501, updated: 4/4/10 published: 5/6/09, Sookie Eric
1k+ Tense & Release » Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 101k+, favs: 443, follows: 314, updated: 2/9/10 published: 9/15/09, Sookie Eric