8 The Problems Posed by Caviar by Used to be Kerowyn 6 bye peeps "Why, Captain, would a young, well dressed youth be on the top of the University? Is he an Assassin?" "Well, I wondered about that as well, sir, but if he were an Assassin then he probably wouldn't have toppled forward and landed in the duck pond face-first, sir." Artemis comes head-to-head with Ankh-Morpork's finest, and Vetinari has a hard time not laughing.
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4 Fowl Times by The Muse of Insanity Vetinari has to deal with the new criminal orginisation that has appeared in Ankh-Morpork. And Artemis realises why his family are known for being devestatingly intelligent.
K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 7, 12/18/2011, Vetinari, Artemis F.
11 Like Minds by SilverInkblot Like minds can always recognize each other. Even when they're from different worlds.
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