1 We Don't Sort The Voices In Your Head by Kerriathechosen1 Philip Buchanon is not your ordinary boy. He's a wizard; his father, Howard LaFresque, is locked in Azkaban prison for being a Death Eater; and he has a voice in his head named Clarence. Philip's problem? Well, there are many - but the biggest problem now is, he's been accepted at Hogwarts, and he's about to be sorted into his house. And he's afraid it's going to be Slytherin.
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