1 Attention readers of Crushed Roaches and Swatted Flies by ScienceImagineGreater Original author of CR&SF - Acedia's Apathetic Simplicity. This fic WILL be continued, please read for more info about what's going to happen. - "Carlisle's lips twist ironically, this, he thinks, must be the vestibule. Hidden to the human eye. Where are the wasps? The blood, the flesh-eating maggots?" - Small excerpt 233-words added :)
T, English, Horror & Mystery, words: 650, favs: 2, follows: 3, 10/25/2017, Alucard, Carlisle
1 Bella's Last Eighteen Birthday Gift by Rubinia Eighteen birthday party of Bella Swan was a disaster. Half of Cullen vampire family fled in all directions for sake of not-eating the jubilate. Her boyfriend had a hard time with resisting the bloodlust he felt. All began with trival wound on finger. The critical moment ended, now it's time to see Bella back home as it is hardly imaginable to celebrate longer in any way.
T, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 721, favs: 5, follows: 4, 9/21/2017, Alucard, Bella, Edward
Things always come different than one could predict by Rubinia Alice Cullen is an exception to the rule. This time Cullens face the worst danger since Victoria's machinations. Vampire world holds secrets still, some as inevitable as nightfall, yet far more fearsome.
T, English, Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 9/20/2017, Alucard, Alice, Bella, Edward
3 The Executioners » by ArianniOokami For Little Jinouga. 5-7 part drabble/one shot. In order to get more information on the count he thought he'd killed, America's vampire executioner makes arrangements to partner with the Hellsing organizations own secret weapon. There are some 'vegetarians' masquerading as one of them, and that's more than enough reason to off them all, and their little human too.
T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 958, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 7/12/2017 published: 3/8/2015
16 Don't Mess with the Grandchild of the Dragon » by Ginger Flowerz There is more to Bella than her ex-boyfriend ever thought possible. So come join the ride as Isabella Draculina Tepes hunts our not so favorite vampire. Not for Edward lovers.
T, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 43, follows: 42, updated: 11/1/2016 published: 12/8/2015, [Alucard, Seras]
59 Alucard vs The Cullens » by HeisenbergofHermes Alucard has a job to kill a sparkling family of vampires.
T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 108, follows: 35, updated: 2/28/2016 published: 3/26/2014, Alucard, Bella, Carlisle, Edward
8 Retribution » by Naru-teen Titan Maxwell becomes aware of a group vampires in Italy after Sir Integra obtains information from Edward. Anderson is dispatched to exterminate them. Not a pro-Twilight fanfic. Enjoy the bloodbath. Chapter 2 has The Captain beating the snot out of the La Push residents.
T, English, Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 27, follows: 11, updated: 1/31/2016 published: 8/14/2014, Alexander, Enrico, Aro, Caius
19 Alucard vs Edward by Ralman23 'Cause we all know whose going to win this fight...right (Don't read if you love Twilight)
K+, English, Humor, words: 710, favs: 22, follows: 8, 6/2/2015, Alucard
10 Tres razones de porqué Edward no es un vampiro » by AlenDarkStar La diferencia entre un vampiro y una imitación es notario. Son tres razones que hacen la diferencia, tres caractiscas que solo un verdadero vampiro posee. T por algunas situaciones violentas. Anteriormente: los vampiros no brillan
T, Spanish, Parody, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 16, follows: 6, updated: 2/10/2014 published: 1/14/2014, Alucard, Edward
63 Hellsing vs Twilight » by Insieme per la vittoria Instead of Tubalcain Alhambra, Millennium has sent Edward Cullen to combat Alucard at the hotel. The other Cullens soon appear also, each attempting to challenge those they see as enemies. How will the Twilight characters compare to the Hellsing characters?
T, English, Supernatural & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 20, follows: 9, updated: 1/26/2014 published: 11/7/2013
7 Meeting in a bar by Kalduin A bar for vampires and vampire hunters, a place where temporary peace exists. Until another customer enters. Crossover and complete crack. Not to be taken seriously. Unless you want.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 28, follows: 15, 10/2/2013, Alexander, Alucard, Edward
108 101 More Ways To Kill Edward Cullen » by Alex McM He's still alive. The plague known as Twilight is still spreading and there is only one solution. Edward Cullen must die...Again! Read on as Alucard and a host of other heroes from anime, games, books and movies kill Edward again...And again...And again!
T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 14k+, favs: 65, follows: 52, updated: 3/20/2013 published: 11/24/2011, Alucard, Edward
47 Crushed Roaches and Swatted Flies » by Acedia's Apathetic Simplicity A simple mission but in the grand scale, it is much more than that. In which Alucard teases, Seras racks her brain, and Walters goes along for the break. A plan is hatched, a scheme made and the need for vengeance burns. The spiderwebs connect to reveal the forgotten dreams of lost ones. AxS
T, English, Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 20k+, favs: 64, follows: 79, updated: 11/11/2012 published: 1/21/2012, Alucard
7 Night night by HidingInMyself Vampire meeting,...my way. The final fight to decide the teams.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 552, favs: 17, follows: 5, 9/15/2012, Alucard, Edward
16 No Life Princess » by Roux Grim Edward was going out for a hunt when he comes across a girl and takes her in, but what will happen when her father finds out? rated T for now i guess, hope you like it! p.s i don't know alot so if it sucks, sry :
T, English, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 34, follows: 48, updated: 2/3/2012 published: 1/17/2012
7 Alucard VS Twilight The Battle Begins At Last by I am Kira1 Well, this is my first story to ACCURATELY portray the meeting between Hellsing and Twilight, please rate, I can accept constructive criticism, so feel free to bash me as much as you want.
T, English, words: 592, favs: 13, follows: 16, 1/29/2012
44 Interview with the Vampires by HollowPantera What would happen if three vampire sat down to discuss their powers and habits? Chaos. Twilight bashing courtesy of Hellsing and Trinity Blood
T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 97, follows: 34, 12/29/2011, Alucard
24 Tides of Change » by Soul-co Integra has sent Alucard and Seras on a year long mission to take care of the American Vampire problem. Will they survive the horrors they find there? AxS forever!
T, English, Supernatural & Suspense, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 46, follows: 71, updated: 12/20/2011 published: 4/3/2011, Alucard, Carlisle
32 Sir Isabella Abigail Charisma Hellsing by Dark Alchemist7 What is Bella wasn't as helpless as we thought? what if she was a knight and 2nd in line to Hellsing. After edward leaves her in New moon she travels back to England! What happens when the Cullens see her again!
T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 948, favs: 82, follows: 92, 10/3/2011, Integra, Bella
76 What Do You Mean, Vampires Sparkle? » by TheWammy'sHouseReject Alucard and Seras are sent to investigate a group of vampires living in America. They seem to be pretty harmless...wait a minute, they...sparkle? What the Hellsing is going on here? Hilarity ensues. Hellsing/Twilight crossover crack fic.
T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 120, follows: 131, updated: 6/6/2011 published: 5/11/2011, Alucard, Edward
240 Survivor: Vampire Island » by Lion in the Land It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 138k+, favs: 92, follows: 68, updated: 3/25/2011 published: 3/13/2009, Alucard, Edward
60 Volturi's Bane » by I-sold-my-soul-for-a-cookie Integra has a special mission for Alucard that could change the Cullens world forever. Pairings are cannon for the Cullens, AlucardxSeras.
T, English, Drama & Supernatural, chapters: 7, words: 4k+, favs: 92, follows: 104, updated: 12/18/2010 published: 8/31/2010, Alucard
13 Hellsing Vs Twillight » by Mr.E's-pen Tras la boda de Jacob y Renesmee, el resto de la familia Cullen comete la idiotez de mudarse a Londres donde serán masacrados por los sanguinarios agentes de Hellsing. Esto está ambientado después del final del manga y los libros.
T, Spanish, Horror & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 20, follows: 10, updated: 12/1/2010 published: 11/19/2010, Seras, Bella
9 Hello there by Associate Proffeser Evil Just a random story i thought of at 2 am. Alucard has some fun. one shot
T, English, Humor, words: 736, favs: 14, follows: 2, 10/31/2010, Alucard, Edward
45 The True Vampire » by HollowPantera Alucard and Victoria go to the U.S. to eliminate "vampire" threats
T, English, Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 98, follows: 33, updated: 8/10/2010 published: 1/26/2010, Alucard