277 Best Served Cold » by NeonZangetsu Neo had one thing. One person. One reason to live. Until it was taken from her. In a fellow outcast she finds her chance for revenge...and hope for redemption. You know what they say. Kill for kill. Eye for Eye. Blood for blood, its time to die. Revenge is a dish best served cold, after all. NarutoxNeo. Single pairing! Request story. May be upgraded to M later for...reasons.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 462, follows: 542, updated: 3h published: 3/28, Naruto U., Neo, Team RWBY
353 The Golden Grimm » by NeonZangetsu "Impossible." Such a silly word. You can't do that, they say! Its not possible! Everything seems impossible...at first. Fine. Just sit back and watch me save this world. An unlikely outcast finds himself saddled with a peculiar ability; one that challenges the very reality of Remnant. All is not as it seems. Narutoxharem. Revived by popular demand! May be upgraded to M later.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 651, follows: 759, updated: 5/13 published: 4/5, Naruto U., Summer R., Lisa Lavender, Elm E.
446 Chef of Beacon » by NeonZangetsu Armies march on their stomachs. Can the same not be said of Huntsmen and Huntresses? Everyone needs to eat eventually. What better way to win people over than with a piping hot meal? What? You can't solve problems with food? Who decided that? I decide such things! Come all ye hungry masses! We're open for business! Narutoxharem. Humorous story. Offshoot of Everybody Loves Cookies!
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 933, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/12 published: 4/1, Naruto U., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Winter S.
621 Fragments of Remnant (Plot Bin) » by NeonZangetsu Some stories are never told. Some legends fade into the dark and are forgotten. Some die quietly. Others, loudly. And some...some are legendary. Plot bin! A mad series of drabbles, one-shots and mini-stories that never saw the light of day. There's a bit of everything here. Humor, romance, little bit of everything. Narutoxharem. Merry little tales meant to make you smile. Enjoy!
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 19k+, favs: 356, follows: 354, updated: 5/10 published: 2/22, Naruto U., Summer R., Team RWBY, Ilia A.
821 Wolf in Sheep's Clothing » by NeonZangetsu Gods are cruel. Try to convince me otherwise. You can't, can you? Cosmic power makes monsters of even the best of men. Give that kind of power to two BROTHERS and you have a recipe for disaster. I should know. One of them blessed me; the other cursed me in retaliation. Eh, might as well cause as much chaos as I can to get back at them. Humor. Narutoxharem. NOT A GENDER BENDER!
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 46k+, favs: 970, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/9 published: 4/2/2020, Naruto U., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L.
711 Taking Flight » by NeonZangetsu In the Branwen Tribe, strength meant everything. Only the strongest led them. Only the strongest prevailed. This was the way of their world. The strong thrived. The weak perished. But when a newborn babe lands on their doorstep, that world begins to change. For better or worse, who could say? Only time will tell. NarutoxRaven? Narutoxharem? True harem? REPOSTED due to glitches.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 36k+, favs: 928, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/8 published: 7/24/2020, Naruto U., Glynda G., Raven B., Qrow B.
2k+ Hunting or Bust » by Master Attlon The paths we find ourselves on. Are they predetermined by fate? Or do we really have the power to change our future? Will we stick to the paths we find ourselves on? Or if a chance presented itself, would you take it? This is a new path. A new chance at life. A...did that kid just spew chunks all over the deck? Yes. Yes he did.
T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 93, words: 923k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/8 published: 7/31/2014, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ruby R., Jaune A.
122 Bottoms Up! by NeonZangetsu Some men drink to forget their past. Some men drink to drown their sorrows. And some...some drink for different reasons. Sounds a bit strange, doesn't it? What good can a washed up drunk possibly do? Trust me, you don't want to see him sober. So! Lets drink, then! To the end of the world! Bottoms Up! Narutoxharem. An offshoot of All Things Must Die! Request story. Humorous story.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 314, follows: 363, 5/8, Naruto U., Raven B., Vernal, Jinn
814 Lies Are Entertainment » by NeonZangetsu For what is life but a lie? A way to delude oneself into carrying on, surviving the day to day, finding a reason to be. Lies and tricks were but entertainment for one such as her. She was immortal. Eternal. But not infallible. A boy forms a pact with a woman cursed by the gods...and the world will never be the same. Insanity and humor abounds. NarutoxSalem. Possibly Narutoxharem?
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 50k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/7 published: 6/26/2020, Naruto U., Salem
1k+ Remnants of a Shinobi » by NeonZangetsu They say history is written by the victors. But is it really? In my experience, victory comes to both courageous and coward alike. Mine cost me my dignity. My pride. My world. The next one might cost me more still. That's alright. I'll be the sacrifice. Let me atone for my failures. Let me fight. Let me help. Please. Its the least I can do for those girls. Narutoxharem? Vote!
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 113k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/6 published: 2/24/2020, Naruto U., Neo, Winter S., Amber
1k+ Embers of Hope » by NeonZangetsu Salem's heart died long ago with her children. It had turned cold and black, like the Grimm she commanded. All that remained were the faded embers of Hope. Tiny, forgotten feelings, wasted sentiment she had no need of. She needed nothing. No one. Or so she thought. Until she found him. A single whim on her part just might bring the world together. Narutoxharem? You decide !
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 73k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/5 published: 3/9/2020, Naruto U., Ruby R., Cinder F., Salem
480 Rags to Riches » by NeonZangetsu Cinder Fall believed in Destiny. Of course, she always knew she was meant for greatness. Wealth, fame, and power untold. Unfortunately for her, Destiny had other plans. Plans no one could have foreseen. None expected this. Not even Salem herself. Forced to start anew, she finds an ally in the most unlikely of places. NarutoxCinder. Narutoxharem? Paring undecided. Request story!
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 715, follows: 787, updated: 5/3 published: 9/6/2020, Naruto U., Cinder F.
742 Eyes That Reflect the Soul » by Bertoti In a desperate attempt to get rid of Sasuke, Kaguya sends him to a dimension beyond her realms.
T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 28, words: 129k+, favs: 922, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/2 published: 3/26/2020, Sasuke U., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L.
16 RE: Eyes That Reflect The Soul by Bertoti When separated from the fight for the destiny of his world, Sasuke finds himself in an unexpected place and in conflicts involving people who may shake his ideals and who knows, even his own heart.
K, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 74, follows: 92, 5/2, Sasuke U., Team RWBY
1k+ Everybody Loves Cookies » by NeonZangetsu Everyone Loves Cookies. Don't they? I certainly hope they do; because if they don't, then I opened this bloody bakery for nothing. Hmm. Maybe I should've tried my hand at a cafe instead. Too late now, I suppose. In my experience, I've found that almost anyone can be plied with sweets; from the hardiest hunter to the most vile of villains. What could possibly go wrong? Plot Bin.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 73k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/2 published: 3/13/2020, Naruto U., Ruby R., Nora V., Raven B.
12 Witness Me » by Humble Narrator The world was set in fire, and only those who were smart, strong, or heartless enough were the ones to survive, leaving behind nothing but empty cities, death as a social norm, and 2 words immortalized as famous last words, but there are those who are filled with principle and honesty that might be able to not only survive, but change the wastelands of today.
T, English, Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 23k+, favs: 22, follows: 28, updated: 5/2 published: 3/10, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Yang X.L.
643 Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover » by NeonZangetsu It was just a book, they told her. A harmless novel, they said. Something to read on a rainy day. But magic is a whimsical thing. Magic has a will of its own. When a strange twist of fate brings two unlikely outcasts together, the destiny of two worlds will be forever altered. For better or worse, who can say? Oh, who am I kidding! We're all doomed! NarutoxBlake. Requested story.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 28k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/30 published: 8/22/2020, Naruto U., Blake B., Team RWBY
4 Reality by hbkisback14 "What can I see? With these eyes, what I see you bastard, is your death!" Eyes full of hatred and contempt Sasuke Uchiha struggles to decide what he values most in life.
T, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 16, 4/29, Sasuke U., Team RWBY
856 Killing Monsters » by NeonZangetsu Hatred. I thought I could surpass it. Overcome it, as I'd overcome all things in the past. With the power of friendship anything is possible, right? The good guys always win, right? Even when the chips are down, the hero always finds a way to win...right? Wrong. I was young. Foolish. Naive. Men don't fear heroes. Men fear monsters. NarutoxRuby? Narutoxharem? Requested story.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 54k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/29 published: 3/15/2020, Naruto U., Ruby R., Weiss S., Penny P.
1k+ Just A Bit Of Bread » by NeonZangetsu Change seldom starts at the top. On the contrary, it often begins at the bottom. With the weak and small, the powerless, the outcast and the helpless. Those forgotten by the masses, thought beneath their notice. How quaint. But the tiniest ripples often produce the greatest waves, wouldn't you say? Sometimes those we label as "weak" become the strongest of us all. Narutoxharem.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 67k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/28 published: 3/7/2020, Naruto U., Velvet S., Emerald S., Coco A.
289 The Gods Must Be Crazy » by NeonZangetsu In Remnant, only the strong survive. The weak don't last. That's what she told me. You're either a Predator...or Prey. Prey doesn't last long. The Gods Must Be Crazy sending a kid to an awful place like this. Might as well make a few friends while I can. They say there's strength in numbers an' all. What could possibly go wrong? Narutoxharem. Request story. Chaos abounds!
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 432, follows: 515, updated: 4/26 published: 3/29, Naruto U., Cinder F., Emerald S., Winter S.
1k+ Partners in Crime » by NeonZangetsu They say crime never pays. Really, sweetheart? Who says that? Crime always pays. Be it in Blood or Coin or Dust, crime ALWAYS pays. It pays even better when you have someone to watch your back. Or better yet, a partner. A young Roman Torcwhick strikes a bargain with a wayward ninja and Remnant will never be the same. NarutoxNeo? Narutoxharem? May be upgraded to M for...reasons.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 60k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/25 published: 4/27/2020, Naruto U., Glynda G., Neo, Sienna K.
2k+ An Untraveled Road » by NeonZangetsu There's an old saying in Atlas. Don't mess with a Schnee. Ah, if only he'd been given that choice. Fate had other plans. Flung into uncharted territory, a wayward ninja finds himself on a new battlefield; one he's not at all prepared for. His decisions here might just make the world of Remnant a better place...or destroy what remains. Who can say? NarutoxWillow. NarutoxHarem?
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 137k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/24 published: 3/16/2020, Naruto U., Summer R., Raven B., Willow S.
281 Crazy Equals Genius » by NeonZangetsu Mad, am I? Who decided that? There's nothing wrong with a little insanity. Madness protects us. Madness keeps us safe. I dare say we could all use a little more madness in our lives. A wayward warrior finds himself summoned to Remnant without so much as word or warning...and by a frightened child of all things. Chaos and hilarity ensues. Narutoxharem. Humorous story.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 619, follows: 714, updated: 4/23 published: 3/20, Naruto U., L. Ren, Nora V., Raven B.
291 Practice Makes Perfect » by NeonZangetsu She wanted a better future. He couldn't remember his past. She sought adventure. He pursued peace. A chance encounter between two strangers alters the world of Remnant forever; for better or worse, who can say? Nothing will be the same. Everything will change. Nothing will be forgotten. Wait...they had HOW many kids? EIGHT? Naruto fathers the Arc family. Request story.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 665, follows: 784, updated: 4/22 published: 3/12, Naruto U., Ruby R., Jaune A., Saphron A.