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58 Gap Year Adventures » by A.A. Pessimal Going with the muse. Two recently graduated Assassins decide to take a Gap Year and tour the Klatchian/Howondalandian continent. Letters are sent back to Ankh-Morpork recording their progress. We begin in a place on the Circle Sea that may be suspiciously reminiscent of a certain Earth nation. But taken Up To Eleven. To be continued as two friends leave memories. And mayhem.
K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 42, words: 235k+, favs: 5, follows: 9, updated: 4/18 published: 1/13
1Sto Helits by Pandamoniam Susan's family was and is pretty weird. Especially the human side.
T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, 4/11, Mort, Susan Sto Helit, Ysabell
Who Watches the WATCH? by Steven McKinnon Members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch debate the merits of having their exploits televised, in this short story.
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 1k+, 4/11
6Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 4/10 published: 12/21/2016
de la même portée by ylg The Fifth Elephant :: Les Von Überwald ne formaient pas la plus aimante des familles, tous autant qu'ils étaient, et qu'Angua tienne à sa petite soeur n'a pas suffi.
T, French, Family & Drama, words: 825, 4/6, Angua, Wolfgang von Ü
1 The New President by Kylestra Murcania has elected itself a new president and the most influential people in Ankh-Morpork must decide what to make of him.
K, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/23, Mr. Slant, Vetinari, Mustrum Ridcully
Victory » by Lovelyruthie The Duke & Duchess of Ankh have a wonderful son, young Sam. Then quite by surprise a visit from the stork gifted them a daughter, Victory. And this is what she did.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 10, words: 7k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 3/21 published: 2/22
1 Death and Cats by Lovelyruthie A short one-off piece celebrating our relationship with Death and Cats. CATS ARE NICE
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 413, favs: 2, 3/14
3Discworld Drabbles » by femvimes A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters-so far, involving Drumknott, Cheery, the Times gang, Tiffany, Preston, Geoffrey, the Vimes family, Annagramma, and Pastor Oates.
T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 1k+, updated: 3/1 published: 3/2/2016, Drumknott, Moist von L., Vetinari, Tiffany A.
Electrickery » by Francis Bolton The story takes place at around the same time as Going Postal. Rincewind discovers a mysterious artefact and stumbles upon a mysterious stranger. Ponder Stibbons wants to change the Discworld using the artefact but the Wizards of the Unseen University have different ideas.
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 67, words: 92k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 2/28
12Last Sektober » by femvimes When clerk Sweetpea Hakim makes the impulsive decision to become the city watch's press liaison, she doesn't expect to wind up the avatar to a disgruntled god. Then again, this is Ankh-Morpork, where unfortunately anything is possible.
K+, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 31k+, favs: 6, follows: 15, updated: 2/28 published: 3/8/2016, Angua, Sam Vimes, Haddock
The Feegle's Spog by Warner Hedgehog A cautionary tale in poem form about the dangers of getting to close to the Nac Mac Feegle. If some intrepid soul fancies turning it into a folk song, they are welcome.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 176, 2/19
3 dickworld by Superpear8 fite me im bad @titels lol aanyway im reading mort im not even done and im already doin this shit lord help me
T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 611, 2/11, Death, Mort, Ysabell, Keli
Ankh Water by Alibi Nonsense Is the Ankh really water? There is currently a debate about this... (Crack)
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 129, 2/10
The adventures of a Klatchian, a vampire, a clerk, and a clacks runner by Izzyfiredragon Kent, a Drama queen aro ace vampire, Martha, a sassy Klatchian immigrant, and Jay, a flirty Pansexual clacks runner are on the run from the watch. With a senior palace clerk. That they may or may not have kidnapped. Which may or may not have happened by accident. But they're friends, so it'll be okay, right? -so yeah, writing with the ocs-
T, English, Adventure & Friendship, words: 524, 1/16
1The Rite » by Warner Hedgehog This story concerns one of the wizarding world's least popular (especially amongst the older wizards) practices and how it may have come about. It's a work in progress and hopefully will make more sense as it goes on. maybe. There's a bit in part four that doesn't make sense. It may need beating with a sycamore branch.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, follows: 1, updated: 1/2 published: 11/22/2015, Death, OC
38There's nothing like a fresh pair of eyes, is there? » by A.A. Pessimal I heard an old fondly remembered song from teenage years, and it gave me EXACTLY the right sort of inspiration to tie up a loose end dangling from "Nature Studies." A young student Assassin, blinded, receives new eyes. But at what cost? Pioneering Igor(ina) surgery combined with a music meme. Or two.
K, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 93k+, favs: 16, follows: 18, updated: 12/30/2016 published: 12/7/2012
5All That Glitters » by I-AM-SiriusLOCKED Wilhelmina Turnip was a legacy, the daughter of a legend. Unfortunately, nobody had thought to tell her this until now. Being sent to the Bandits' Guild would be worry enough, but something has the highwaymen scared. "Your money or your life" is no longer mutually exclusive. There's an assassin teaching lessons. And it's only a matter of time before the ghost kills again.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 4, follows: 8, updated: 12/27/2016 published: 4/2/2016, Vetinari, GrannyWeatherwax, Death, OC
2 A Bright and Peaceful Night » by The Divine Comedian Monstrous Regiment. Stranded away from home during Hogswatch, Polly Perks has all but resigned herself to being miserable when she runs into an old friend. The chatty, caffeinated, déshabillé sort of old friend. They talk. Complicated fluff with tragedy in the background. And gingerbread. And fireworks. Happy holidays!
T, English, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, updated: 12/25/2016 published: 12/23/2016, Polly P.
129The Discworld Tarot » by A.A. Pessimal NC "DEATH" AT chap. 15! The Tarot Pack is either a neat psychological tool, or it offers genuine portals to the world of The Other, or it's a good way for plausible bluffers like me to earn 20 quid a reading. Or it could be about Discworld characters...NOW WITH MINOR ARCANA! (building slowly but surely.)
T, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 39, words: 99k+, favs: 26, follows: 24, updated: 12/20/2016 published: 1/29/2011
Granica szaleństwa by malyelf Nieodpowiedni powóz należący do nieodpowiedniej osoby, będącej w trakcie wykonywania nieodpowiedniej czynności. No i gdzie leży tytułowa granica. Miniaturka. Pre-slash, jeśli założysz okulary.
T, Polish, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, 12/17/2016, Moist von L., Vetinari
1Mythic Smeg Opens The Door To The Arcane by A.A. Pessimal About the daily horoscope pages of the Ankh-Morpork Times. How does it work on the Disc? Building on the notes in canon, from the Celebrated Discworld Almanac, as retrieved from a privy somewhere in the city. It even has the string threaded through the hole in the corner. birthcharts of the celebrated and famous, with analysis. And comments by William de Worde and others.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 12/9/2016
1La lumière au bout du tunnel, c'est les phares du train qui arrive » by Zoyou OS bonus sur YOLT - Lila est appelée à Quirm pour enquêter sur une affaire de sabotage; mais tout commence réellement lorsqu'elle croit l'affaire finie. OC - séquelle de ma fanfic YOLT - cadeau
T, French, Crime & Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 20k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/6/2016 published: 9/8/2016
K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 24k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, updated: 11/22/2016 published: 8/26/2012, Sybil R., Sam Vimes
7An Obituary by A.A. Pessimal Unusually for me, it's short. I already posted it on Facebook and the general opinion was that it doesn't need to be longer. Noting the passing of Leonard Cohen, a singer universally acclaimed and suspected to have provided the sort of song DEATH would be happy, or at least satisfied, to hum while he works. Deceased Fri 11th Nov, 2016.
K+, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 192, favs: 2, 11/11/2016
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