7Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 7/18 published: 12/21/2016
il ne rentrera pas » by ylg mini recueil sur la Révolution de Mai :: 1er volet : Rentrer... dans le moule, dans le rang, dans une boîte... 2e: l'état de la Révolution en cours et à venir. 3e: Vérité ! Justice ! Liberté ! Amour à un prix raisonnable ! et un œuf dur ! 4e: Et les âmes, après... MàJ, 5e: le jeune Havelock et les dégâts collatéraux. ::surtout gen::
T, French, Angst, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, updated: 6/24 published: 7/28/2012, Reg S., Vetinari, John K., Lady Meserole
Parental Woes by kim-onka In which Death deals with his (perpetually) teenage daughter.
K, English, Humor & Family, words: 277, 6/17, Death, Ysabell
2First Impressions by anguaironfoundersson When Angua von Uberwald enters Ankh-Morpork, the Disc changes for three very important people: a would-be King, a Captain, and a politician. CA.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, 6/10
5 De l'importance du bousier by Maeglin Surion Vous connaissez l'effet papillon ? Bon. Et le sien ? Pourquoi n'en parlerions-nous pas, du sien ?
K, French, words: 781, favs: 1, 6/3, Gaspode, Rincewind
3Discworld Drabbles » by femvimes A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters-so far, involving Drumknott, Cheery, the Times gang, Tiffany, Preston, Geoffrey, the Vimes family, Annagramma, and Pastor Oates.
T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 1k+, updated: 6/2 published: 3/2/2016, Drumknott, Moist von L., Vetinari, Tiffany A.
la section des couvertures dépareillées by ylg La Bibliothèque de l'UU, comme si elle n'était pas déjà assez labyrinthesque comme ça, se dote d'une nouvelle section... ::gen::
K+, French, words: 674, 6/2, The Librarian
Someone's Dog » by Blisterdude Sooner or later, we're all someone's dog, Angua had once said. For her, this was truer than most.
T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 5/24 published: 5/20, Angua, Sam Vimes
1 Lost Luggage by Weatherwax Some friendships are for life, but what happens when a life ends? And what happens when one of the friends is a walking box?
K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, 5/23, The Librarian, The Luggage, Mustrum Ridcully
1A Pricking of Thumbs by jmsutherland Something wicked is turning the citizens of Ankh-Morpork against its Omnian minority, with possibly murderous consequences, and it's not something the Watch can fight on its own. An alliance of witches, werewolves, dwarves, trolls, vampires, igors, pictsies - and the odd assassin might do it. If a crusading newspaper can band them together, and love doesn't tear them apart.
K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 42k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/17, Angua, William de W., Tiffany A., Sally von H
1 Soldier, Sailor, Seamstress, Spy by Island Species My first attempt at a fanfic - it turned out quite...long... Mostly inspired by Who-la-hoop's 'Kisses Don't Last' Polly/Mal Monstrous Regiment fic over on Archive Of Our Own, with a nod to Adele Blanc-Sec (the comics), and a shameless use of Buffyverse as a deus ex machina because I'm bad at plotting. In conclusion - a hot mess.
K, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 15k+, 5/9, Polly P.
2 Dragon's Egg Blue by penna.nomen Suppose at the end of Men at Arms a rare dragon's egg was delivered to the Sunshine Sanctuary. Carrot and Angua investigate the egg while navigating the rocky landscape of their new relationship. Guest appearance by an adorable, stubborn baby dragon. Characters: Carrot, Angua, Patrician, Drumknott, Wuffles, Magrat, Esk
K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 11k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 4/30, Carrot, Angua, Vetinari, Magrat
12Last Sektober » by femvimes Sweetpea Hakim, the City Watch's newly-minted press liaison, has dealt with a lot of things in her life: racism, homophobia, and the death of her parents. Getting attacked while on the job and saved by a god that isn't her own is a new one. Seven-Handed Sek wants Sweetpea to be their avatar, but what are their motives? Combine this with Sweetpea's workplace crush, trying not to scr
T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 36k+, favs: 6, follows: 17, updated: 4/28 published: 3/8/2016, Angua, Sam Vimes, Haddock
2 Promises Become Reality by Cleo Calliope Sequel to 'Lies Become Promises'. What now, when the con has left reality itself changed? Adora Belle Dearheart/Moist von Lipwig
K, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 1, 4/24, Adora Belle D., Moist von L.
2 Lies Become Promises by Cleo Calliope When the con takes on a life of its own, can lies become true and gambles become promises? Adora Bell Dearheart/Moist von Lipwig
K, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 1, 4/24, Adora Belle D., Moist von L.
62 Gap Year Adventures » by A.A. Pessimal Going with the muse. Two recently graduated Assassins decide to take a Gap Year and tour the Klatchian/Howondalandian continent. Letters are sent back to Ankh-Morpork recording their progress. We begin in a place on the Circle Sea that may be suspiciously reminiscent of a certain Earth nation. But taken Up To Eleven. To be continued as two friends leave memories. And mayhem.
K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 42, words: 235k+, favs: 9, follows: 10, updated: 4/18 published: 1/13
1Sto Helits by Pandamoniam Susan's family was and is pretty weird. Especially the human side.
T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, 4/11, Mort, Susan Sto Helit, Ysabell
1Who Watches the WATCH? by Steven McKinnon Members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch debate the merits of having their exploits televised, in this short story.
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 1k+, 4/11
de la même portée by ylg The Fifth Elephant :: Les Von Überwald ne formaient pas la plus aimante des familles, tous autant qu'ils étaient, et qu'Angua tienne à sa petite soeur n'a pas suffi.
T, French, Family & Drama, words: 825, 4/6, Angua, Wolfgang von Ü
1 The New President by Kylestra Murcania has elected itself a new president and the most influential people in Ankh-Morpork must decide what to make of him.
K, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/23, Mr. Slant, Vetinari, Mustrum Ridcully
Victory » by Lovelyruthie The Duke & Duchess of Ankh have a wonderful son, young Sam. Then quite by surprise a visit from the stork gifted them a daughter, Victory. And this is what she did.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 10, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, updated: 3/21 published: 2/22
1 Death and Cats by Lovelyruthie A short one-off piece celebrating our relationship with Death and Cats. CATS ARE NICE
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 413, favs: 5, 3/14
Electrickery » by Francis Bolton The story takes place at around the same time as Going Postal. Rincewind discovers a mysterious artefact and stumbles upon a mysterious stranger. Ponder Stibbons wants to change the Discworld using the artefact but the Wizards of the Unseen University have different ideas.
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 67, words: 92k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 2/28
The Feegle's Spog by Warner Hedgehog A cautionary tale in poem form about the dangers of getting to close to the Nac Mac Feegle. If some intrepid soul fancies turning it into a folk song, they are welcome.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 176, 2/19
3 dickworld by Superpear8 fite me im bad @titels lol aanyway im reading mort im not even done and im already doin this shit lord help me
T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 611, 2/11, Death, Mort, Ysabell, Keli