Someone's Dog » by Blisterdude Sooner or later, we're all someone's dog, Angua had once said. For her, this was truer than most.
T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, updated: 5/24 published: 5/20, Angua, Sam Vimes
Lost Luggage by Weatherwax Some friendships are for life, but what happens when a life ends? And what happens when one of the friends is a walking box?
K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, 5/23, The Librarian, The Luggage, Mustrum Ridcully
A Pricking of Thumbs by jmsutherland Something wicked is turning the citizens of Ankh-Morpork against its Omnian minority, with possibly murderous consequences, and it's not something the Watch can fight on its own. An alliance of witches, werewolves, dwarves, trolls, vampires, igors, pictsies - and the odd assassin might do it. If a crusading newspaper can band them together, and love doesn't tear them apart.
K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 42k+, 5/17, Angua, William de W., Tiffany A., Sally von H
1 Soldier, Sailor, Seamstress, Spy by Island Species My first attempt at a fanfic - it turned out quite...long... Mostly inspired by Who-la-hoop's 'Kisses Don't Last' Polly/Mal Monstrous Regiment fic over on Archive Of Our Own, with a nod to Adele Blanc-Sec (the comics), and a shameless use of Buffyverse as a deus ex machina because I'm bad at plotting. In conclusion - a hot mess.
K, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 15k+, 5/9, Polly P.
1 Dragon's Egg Blue by penna.nomen Suppose at the end of Men at Arms a rare dragon's egg was delivered to the Sunshine Sanctuary. Carrot and Angua investigate the egg while navigating the rocky landscape of their new relationship. Guest appearance by an adorable, stubborn baby dragon. Characters: Carrot, Angua, Patrician, Drumknott, Wuffles, Magrat, Esk
K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 11k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, 4/30, Carrot, Angua, Vetinari, Magrat
3Discworld Drabbles » by femvimes A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters-so far, involving Drumknott, Cheery, the Times gang, Tiffany, Preston, Geoffrey, the Vimes family, Annagramma, and Pastor Oates.
T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 1k+, updated: 4/28 published: 3/2/2016, Drumknott, Moist von L., Vetinari, Tiffany A.
12Last Sektober » by femvimes Sweetpea Hakim, the City Watch's newly-minted press liaison, has dealt with a lot of things in her life: racism, homophobia, and the death of her parents. Getting attacked while on the job and saved by a god that isn't her own is a new one. Seven-Handed Sek wants Sweetpea to be their avatar, but what are their motives? Combine this with Sweetpea's workplace crush, trying not to scr
T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 36k+, favs: 6, follows: 16, updated: 4/28 published: 3/8/2016, Angua, Sam Vimes, Haddock
1 Promises Become Reality by Cleo Calliope Sequel to 'Lies Become Promises'. What now, when the con has left reality itself changed? Adora Belle Dearheart/Moist von Lipwig
K, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 1, 4/24, Adora Belle D., Moist von L.
1 Lies Become Promises by Cleo Calliope When the con takes on a life of its own, can lies become true and gambles become promises? Adora Bell Dearheart/Moist von Lipwig
K, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 1, 4/24, Adora Belle D., Moist von L.
61 Gap Year Adventures » by A.A. Pessimal Going with the muse. Two recently graduated Assassins decide to take a Gap Year and tour the Klatchian/Howondalandian continent. Letters are sent back to Ankh-Morpork recording their progress. We begin in a place on the Circle Sea that may be suspiciously reminiscent of a certain Earth nation. But taken Up To Eleven. To be continued as two friends leave memories. And mayhem.
K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 42, words: 235k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 4/18 published: 1/13
1Sto Helits by Pandamoniam Susan's family was and is pretty weird. Especially the human side.
T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, 4/11, Mort, Susan Sto Helit, Ysabell
Who Watches the WATCH? by Steven McKinnon Members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch debate the merits of having their exploits televised, in this short story.
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 1k+, 4/11
6Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 4/10 published: 12/21/2016
de la même portée by ylg The Fifth Elephant :: Les Von Überwald ne formaient pas la plus aimante des familles, tous autant qu'ils étaient, et qu'Angua tienne à sa petite soeur n'a pas suffi.
T, French, Family & Drama, words: 825, 4/6, Angua, Wolfgang von Ü
1 The New President by Kylestra Murcania has elected itself a new president and the most influential people in Ankh-Morpork must decide what to make of him.
K, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/23, Mr. Slant, Vetinari, Mustrum Ridcully
Victory » by Lovelyruthie The Duke & Duchess of Ankh have a wonderful son, young Sam. Then quite by surprise a visit from the stork gifted them a daughter, Victory. And this is what she did.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 10, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, updated: 3/21 published: 2/22
1 Death and Cats by Lovelyruthie A short one-off piece celebrating our relationship with Death and Cats. CATS ARE NICE
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 413, favs: 3, 3/14
Electrickery » by Francis Bolton The story takes place at around the same time as Going Postal. Rincewind discovers a mysterious artefact and stumbles upon a mysterious stranger. Ponder Stibbons wants to change the Discworld using the artefact but the Wizards of the Unseen University have different ideas.
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 67, words: 92k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 2/28
The Feegle's Spog by Warner Hedgehog A cautionary tale in poem form about the dangers of getting to close to the Nac Mac Feegle. If some intrepid soul fancies turning it into a folk song, they are welcome.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 176, 2/19
3 dickworld by Superpear8 fite me im bad @titels lol aanyway im reading mort im not even done and im already doin this shit lord help me
T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 611, 2/11, Death, Mort, Ysabell, Keli
Ankh Water by Alibi Nonsense Is the Ankh really water? There is currently a debate about this... (Crack)
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 129, 2/10
The adventures of a Klatchian, a vampire, a clerk, and a clacks runner by Izzyfiredragon Kent, a Drama queen aro ace vampire, Martha, a sassy Klatchian immigrant, and Jay, a flirty Pansexual clacks runner are on the run from the watch. With a senior palace clerk. That they may or may not have kidnapped. Which may or may not have happened by accident. But they're friends, so it'll be okay, right? -so yeah, writing with the ocs-
T, English, Adventure & Friendship, words: 524, 1/16
1The Rite » by Warner Hedgehog This story concerns one of the wizarding world's least popular (especially amongst the older wizards) practices and how it may have come about. It's a work in progress and hopefully will make more sense as it goes on. maybe. There's a bit in part four that doesn't make sense. It may need beating with a sycamore branch.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, follows: 1, updated: 1/2 published: 11/22/2015, Death, OC
38There's nothing like a fresh pair of eyes, is there? » by A.A. Pessimal I heard an old fondly remembered song from teenage years, and it gave me EXACTLY the right sort of inspiration to tie up a loose end dangling from "Nature Studies." A young student Assassin, blinded, receives new eyes. But at what cost? Pioneering Igor(ina) surgery combined with a music meme. Or two.
K, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 93k+, favs: 18, follows: 19, updated: 12/30/2016 published: 12/7/2012
5All That Glitters » by I-AM-SiriusLOCKED Wilhelmina Turnip was a legacy, the daughter of a legend. Unfortunately, nobody had thought to tell her this until now. Being sent to the Bandits' Guild would be worry enough, but something has the highwaymen scared. "Your money or your life" is no longer mutually exclusive. There's an assassin teaching lessons. And it's only a matter of time before the ghost kills again.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 4, follows: 8, updated: 12/27/2016 published: 4/2/2016, Vetinari, GrannyWeatherwax, Death, OC