Lord Vetinari Has a Makeover Satire by Goonipers After Moist von Lipwig throws down the challenge, Lord Vetinari must change from his usual black to something a bit more extravagant for Moist and Adora's wedding. Humour. Parody/Satire. Sardonicism.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 1h, Drumknott, Leonard of Quirm, Moist von L., Vetinari
Please Don't Meet The Robinsons by SilverShadow44 An epistolary view over the years, from one of the residents of Scoone Avenue, of her neighbors at Number One Scoone.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 4k+, 10/13
83Strandpiel » by A.A. Pessimal A girl with a foot in two continents and how she responds to dual nationality. Glimpses into the later life of Bekki Smith-Rhodes-Stibbons and her wider family.
T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 55, words: 363k+, favs: 16, follows: 18, updated: 10/10 published: 9/12/2017
10Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 14, words: 6k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 9/27 published: 12/21/2016
1 The Empathetic Game by Goonipers After Moist von Lipwig invents a people game drunk, he shares it with Vimes, and they practise on heads of state. Mind games. Sardonicism. Satire.
T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, 9/25, Moist von L., Vetinari, Sam Vimes
Sickfic by Goonipers After Lord Vetinari falls ill, it's up to Drumknott to take care of him.
K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 2k+, 9/23, Drumknott, Vetinari
2 The Meeting by Midwich Cuckoo A deceased boy in heaven wants to meet his favorite writer Terry Pratchett.
T, English, Humor, words: 882, favs: 1, follows: 1, 9/9
1 Uma Recepção Memorável by carolsss "Sir Samuel, eu não achei que seria o dever do comandante da patrulha me escoltar até o palácio" "A cidade está quieta e eu tive tempo" "Incrível. Eu nunca vi essa cidade quieta antes"
K+, Portuguese, Romance & Humor, words: 553, 9/1, [Sam Vimes, Vetinari]
Elegy by Australis As something ends, something begins. FOR T. P. "Well done, that man."
K, English, Fantasy, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 8/30
1 Oportunidades by carolsss uma vez perdidas não voltam mais.
K+, Portuguese, Romance & Angst, words: 248, 8/24, [Vetinari, Sam Vimes]
15Tribulations d'un maje en déroute » by Maeglin Surion Et autres textes relatifs au Disque-Monde. Recueil d'OS et autres essais plus ou moins concluants où l'on retrouvera notamment Rincevent et le Bagage, mais pas que ! Le fil conducteur ? Des thèmes et des contraintes d'écriture, sans oublier l'humour. Textes : 1. De l'importance du bousier ; 2. Wapiti.
K, French, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/7 published: 6/3/2017, Gaspode, Rincewind
6Tales from the Discworld » by shanejayell Not something you see everyday. and The Last Heroine
T, English, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 7/11 published: 5/25/2009
7 Big Crime » by Truckle It starts with a crime, but so do many things in Ankh-Morpork. What's different is how deep it goes – and how far. Of course the Watch becomes involved, of course the stakes are high and, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. On the plus side, Sam, Sybil and Angua travel to new places and cause new problems. Cheery gets to run the Watch and as for what happens to Fred and Nobby ...
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 78k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, updated: 7/6 published: 2/11, Cheery L., Sybil R., Angua, Sam Vimes
Miss Vimes by Queen of the Rings Vimes has a daughter. He also has unfinished paperwork. His daughter doesn't like that. ONESHOT
K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 338, 6/17
8servir et protéger » by ylg recueil de ficlets sur Vimes, avec apparition de Sybil, Vetinari et le Guet :: 14ème vignette : Vimes, souvenir de Keel. 15e: Guet de Jour et Guet de Nuit. 16e: Vimes, Trolls et Nains. 17e: Vimes, loisirs de la Haute. 18e: des recrues chez le fourrier. 19e: Vimes/Sybil et l'alcool. 20e: Cimetière des Petits Dieux. 21e: Reg, flic zombie. MàJ,22e: en décalage. ::gen::
T, French, Drama, chapters: 22, words: 6k+, favs: 1, updated: 6/17 published: 10/8/2009, Sybil R., Reg S., Sam Vimes, Sammies
1The Falcon and The Turtle » by Luigi Esguerra The year is 2015; Crimea has fallen to Russia recently, the United States is about to enter an unusual election, SpaceX has become an Internet sensation, and the good author has passed on...and, wait, is that a big turtle carrying four elephants on its shell and a big flat world going across the skies?
K+, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 41k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 6/17 published: 6/12
3 Houston we have a turtle, a big one! » by Luigi Esguerra It's the beginning of the 1970's, Apollo 11 has landed on the moon, Apollo 13 went disastrous, the Vietnam conflict had begun to go south, and a big turtle had been spotted across the skies...wait, what? (A sort of comical alternate history) A/N: Technically complete but certainly up for revisions in the future.
K+, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 12, words: 41k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 5/30 published: 5/20, Vetinari, Tiffany A., OC
1 Death and the Ploughman by AufDieFlosseGenosse A ploughman sues Death for making a take his wife
K, English, Tragedy & Spiritual, words: 124, 5/26, Death
1Sam's Final Farewell by FioreBorn It's time for Sam Vimes to say farewell.
T, English, Tragedy & Humor, words: 2k+, 5/16, Vetinari, Sam Vimes
Scary Movies by Pandamoniam Ysabell loves crappy horror movies. Mort's terrified of them. Modern au
T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 685, 5/12, [Mort, Ysabell]
1Just a Theory » by Lizard Pie Teatime's resurrection had worked, just not enough to go chase after Susan right away. Or leave the Unseen University at all. And, after making a few revelations that are vitally important for the advancement of natural philosophy, that might be ok. Teatime/Stibbons
T, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 18k+, updated: 5/8 published: 1/6, Ponder Stibbons, Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
1A meeting of sorts by OmegaCodex Moist is dragged to a meeting with Ventari.
K, English, words: 240, 5/6
134The Discworld Tarot » by A.A. Pessimal NC "DEATH" AT chap. 15! The Tarot Pack is either a neat psychological tool, or it offers genuine portals to the world of The Other, or it's a good way for plausible bluffers like me to earn 20 quid a reading. Or it could be about Discworld characters...NOW WITH MINOR ARCANA! (building slowly but surely.)
T, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 40, words: 105k+, favs: 32, follows: 31, updated: 4/29 published: 1/29/2011
Ice Witch by lila thunderstorm What if the Nac-Mac Feegles' fairy kingdom was a bit different? "Nae King, nae Quin, nae Laird, nae Master. We willna' be fooled again!"
K, English, Mystery & Adventure, words: 407, 4/9