50Strandpiel » by A.A. Pessimal A girl with a foot in two continents and how she responds to dual nationality. Glimpses into the later life of Bekki Smith-Rhodes-Stibbons and her wider family.
T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 37, words: 223k+, favs: 8, follows: 12, updated: 4/17 published: 9/12/2017
Ice Witch by lila thunderstorm What if the Nac-Mac Feegles' fairy kingdom was a bit different? "Nae King, nae Quin, nae Laird, nae Master. We willna' be fooled again!"
K, English, Mystery & Adventure, words: 407, 4/9
1Death's Friend by The NowWhatian Tiny story about one Death's job done. My bow to the late translator of Terry Pratchett's novels.
K, English, words: 158, 4/3
The Fever Dream of Samuel Vimes » by DrFrankenburger Commander Vimes has a revelation. Or does he ?
K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/2
The Last Laugh (a tribute to Terry Pratchett) by AwesomeWells Shortly after Terry Pratchett's hard drive is flattened by a steamroller as per his last wishes, two fans with familiar(ish) names try to get their hands on the lost unfinished novels. A somewhat tongue-in-cheek tribute that I hope he would have found amusing.
K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, 3/29
4 Big Crime » by Truckle It starts with a crime, but so do many things in Ankh-Morpork. What's different is how deep it goes – and how far. Of course the Watch becomes involved, of course the stakes are high and, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. On the plus side, Sam, Sybil and Angua travel to new places and cause new problems. Cheery gets to run the Watch and as for what happens to Fred and Nobby ...
T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 19, words: 78k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 3/2 published: 2/11, Cheery L., Sybil R., Angua, Sam Vimes
une grande famille » by ylg Monstrous Regiment :: on dit que l'Armée est une grande famille, que le sergent Jackrum était un père pour ses hommes, ses petit gars. Finalement, Polly suivra t elle son exemple ? ::drabble, gen::
K+, French, chapters: 2, words: 429, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 2/28 published: 10/25/2014, Polly P., J. Jackrum, OC
9Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 2/20 published: 12/21/2016
2 Crayons » by JustPaulInHere Les événements extraordinaires sont coutumiers sur le disque monde, qui traverse l'espace porté par 4 éléphants eux-mêmes portés par une tortue géante. La magie y côtoie les pins comptables, on peut croiser la mort à n'importe quel carrefour… Mais les disparitions de crayons peuvent tout de même admettre une explication rationnelle. [Juste après la fin de Monnayé]
K, French, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 996, updated: 2/17 published: 2/3, Drumknott, Moist von L., Vetinari
Just a Theory » by Lizard Pie Teatime's resurrection had worked, just not enough to go chase after Susan right away. Or leave the Unseen University at all. And, after making a few revelations that are vitally important for the advancement of natural philosophy, that might be ok. Teatime/Stibbons
T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 12k+, updated: 1/18 published: 1/6, Ponder Stibbons, Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
1A Modest Proposal by Lizard Pie les Deux-Epées is the best choice for the newly-vacant Master of Arms position. The only problem is it turns out she's a woman, and about to be married off besides.
K, English, words: 1k+, 1/15, Lord Downey
3Maintenance » by Lizard Pie Prosthetics require regular care that needs to be honed over many years. Especially true if you've got Discworld's erratic magic shoved into your head. Slow-burn fic exploring Teatime's life from admission from the Guild to (final) death. Inserted Chapter: #5
K+, English, chapters: 17, words: 22k+, favs: 2, follows: 6, updated: 1/11 published: 8/30/2017, Jonathan T.
1 Happy Hogswatch by TraditionalGaily A boring hogswatch night with Inigo being forced to spend the holiday season in solitude at the Guild of Assassins, again. Yet there is a lucrative task, which might attract other people's attention. Belated Holiday special.
T, English, Friendship & Adventure, words: 1k+, 1/1, Inigo S., Jonathan T., Teppic
1 Out of the Pit by Lizard Pie When Jocasta Wiggs doesn't return, Ms Alice Band has to head out to collect her student. Rewrite of Night Watch.
K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 12/15/2017
2 A Hogswatch Wish by ShakespeareFreak It's Hogswatch Night. A letter has been left out for the Hogfather, expressing a wish for a very... interesting... holiday present.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 377, favs: 1, 12/14/2017, Death, Jonathan T.
1On the Shoulders of Giants » by Geschichtensammler Tension is rising in Ankh-Morpork, its population slowly realising that all it takes to get rid of unwanted neighbours is getting someone else to form the mob. William de Worde has a vague, transparent, not-quite-there outline of what generous people might call a plan, but he might as well be the man struggling to move a giant rock uphill. You know the one.
T, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, updated: 11/30/2017 published: 11/5/2017, Otto C., William de W.
2 Flirter avec la Mort by JustPaulInHere La magie est capricieuse sur le Disque Monde, notamment quand on habite les rudes régions des Montagnes du Bélier. Des accidents inattendus peuvent parfois se produire, avec force magie, chèvres en pleine crise d'adolescence, convent de sorcières et autres extravagances.
T, French, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, 11/1/2017, GrannyWeatherwax, Albert, Death, OC
65 Taking Chances - A Novel of the Discworld » by SilverShadow44 Lord Vetinari is dead - or is he? Even he, Commander Vimes and the Wizards of Unseen University aren't sure. But in Ankh-Morpork an ambitious would-be conqueror is eager to take his place, and elsewhere the Auditors of Reality are hatching a sinister plan . . . .
T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 44, words: 100k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, 10/15/2017
2 Three Surprises by thinkatory Susan/Lobsang. It's hard to find time to date. Even if you've got Time on your side. "It was a good kiss. No celestial beings burst into full light, and the ground didn't tremble beneath them, if only because the ground and stars (or the view of the stars from the Disc, at least) were still very much frozen in time, much like everything else in a five block radius of Sator Square."
K, English, Romance, words: 2k+, 9/21/2017, Susan Sto Helit, Lobsang L.
4 The End of Politics by Dan Ladle An unaccustomed silence flows across Ankh-Morpork as a political era comes to an end.
K, English, Fantasy & Tragedy, words: 782, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/8/2017, Drumknott, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Death
3The Music Meme Game » by A.A. Pessimal My take on Miss Yetigoosecreature's challenge. This is Side One: chosen pieces of music which have inspired Discworld shorts, plus one crossover.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, updated: 7/26/2017 published: 3/12/2011
il ne rentrera pas » by ylg mini recueil sur la Révolution de Mai :: 1er volet : Rentrer... dans le moule, dans le rang, dans une boîte... 2e: l'état de la Révolution en cours et à venir. 3e: Vérité ! Justice ! Liberté ! Amour à un prix raisonnable ! et un œuf dur ! 4e: Et les âmes, après... MàJ, 5e: le jeune Havelock et les dégâts collatéraux. ::surtout gen::
T, French, Angst, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, updated: 6/24/2017 published: 7/28/2012, Reg S., Vetinari, John K., Lady Meserole
4 Parental Woes by kim-onka In which Death deals with his (perpetually) teenage daughter.
K, English, Humor & Family, words: 277, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/17/2017, Death, Ysabell
3First Impressions by anguaironfoundersson When Angua von Uberwald enters Ankh-Morpork, the Disc changes for three very important people: a would-be King, a Captain, and a politician. CA.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 7, 6/10/2017
11 De l'importance du bousier by Maeglin Surion Vous connaissez l'effet papillon ? Bon. Et le sien ? Pourquoi n'en parlerions-nous pas, du sien ?
K, French, words: 781, favs: 1, 6/3/2017, Gaspode, Rincewind