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2Annaphase by Lantern Wormwood
Not writing this all over again after I experienced like 50 technical difficulties trying to upload itK+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 220, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/21
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Tiffany Aching's Guide to being a Witch: The Lost Chapter by Clayton Overstreet 2
The chapter left out of Rhianna Pratchett's new book A Treatise on Wicked WitchesK+, English, Supernatural, words: 3k+, 4/14, Tiffany A.
93The Price of Flight » by A.A. Pessimal
In which flight-minded Witch Olga Romanoff gets a very big challenge. Can she fly this? A spin-off from "Strandpiel"K, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 43, words: 355k+, favs: 18, follows: 16, updated: 4/12 published: 12/22/2018
3Strange Bedfellows by Pinole
Strange Times makes Strange Bedfellows. And you can't find many more strange folks than those in the Ankh Morpork City Watch. But even then, this newest batch, consisting of, among other things, an Assassin who won't kill, a Dwarf with no beard, and a noble's daughter who's morally against money, might prove to be too strange even for the Watch...T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, 2/18, Carrot, Angua, Vetinari, Sam Vimes
3Tiny Gods by Kenko
Belief can do some funny things, on the Disc. And belief isn't limited to those who think...T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 649, favs: 8, follows: 4, 1/7
3The Evitable Inevitability of it All: A Discworld Christmas Story » by Rakashua
On the Discworld, wishes are tricky things, but even the universe bends—just a little—on Hogswatch. When eight-year-old Hannah Long pens a heartfelt letter to the Hogfather, wishing only for the return of her three-legged cat, Threepaws, her words set off a chain of improbable events. The least of which is that the letter lands in the hands of Granny Weatherwax.K, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 16k+, follows: 1, updated: 12/24/2024 published: 12/14/2024, Mrs. Cake, GrannyWeatherwax, Death, Lord Downey
50Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal
Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group ("The Ankh-Morpork Times - News of the Disc") To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.T, English, Humor, chapters: 46, words: 22k+, favs: 11, follows: 11, updated: 12/23/2024 published: 12/21/2016
2 Forgiveness is a Two-Headed Axe » by Knightcrawler
Prequal to the events in Unseen Academicals. Pastor Oats encounters a young orc in Uberwald, and frees him with his two-headed axe. This is the tale of what happened next, with Pastor Oats, Mr Nutt, and Lady Margolotta, before Mr Nutt came to Ankh-Morpork and Unseen University.K, English, chapters: 9, words: 19k+, favs: 1, updated: 12/20/2024 published: 4/12/2024, Mightily Oats, Mr Shine, Nutt, Lady Margolotta
8For the fun of it » by madnone
Jonathan Teatime is awfully bored in Hell. That is, until a very strange person hauls him back onto the Disc...T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 26, words: 78k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 12/5/2024 published: 10/14/2010, Jonathan T.
3 New Ankh-Morpork Cultural Development Unlikely to Cause End of World by Temple Cloud
The first media reaction to Walter Plinge's musicalsK, English, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 11/20/2024, William de W.
3Cities Apart ReMastered » by Winter-Eyes
Vimes needs sleep...and a drink he's not allowed. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari, with all that followed after. AU-alwaysplatonic Sybil/Vimes, Vimes/Vetinari slash Rewritten from the ground up, this story is the version I hoped to tell over a decade ago - I hope you will give it a try.T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 7, words: 14k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 10/29/2024 published: 9/29/2014, [Sam Vimes, Vetinari] Sybil R., Angua
84Strandpiel, Book Two » by A.A. Pessimal
The continuation of the saga of interlocking families and friends, spread across at least two continents.T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 45, words: 499k+, favs: 14, follows: 17, updated: 10/28/2024 published: 1/17/2021
3 After the Credits by Temple Cloud
A few years after the events of Moving Pictures, Victor and Caspode meet again.K+, English, Fantasy, words: 2k+, follows: 1, 10/20/2024, Gaspode, Victor T.
2 Lost Luggage by Zakalwe001
The Luggage has been causing trouble again. Gen, but with a hint of vetvimes.K+, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/31/2024, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, The Luggage, Rincewind
3 Delusions of Grandeur by Zakalwe001
The Patrician and Vimes visit the Vetinari wing of the local hospital. Spoilers for Making Money.K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 8/31/2024, Vetinari, Sam Vimes
4 A Night at the Opera by Zakalwe001
Vetinari meets Granny and Nanny Ogg at the opera; they talk about family, burning buildings, and Carrot and Oyster Pie. Slightly canon divergent missing scene from Maskerade - spoilers for Maskerade and Witches Abroad.K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, 8/31/2024, Vetinari, Nanny Ogg, GrannyWeatherwax
1 Purga Tor by Temple Cloud
What happens after Eric and Rincewind escape from Hell?K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 3k+, 5/15/2024, The Luggage, Rincewind
3 Death in the Library by ANGSWIN
Death comes to collect a soul at the Unseen University.T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 359, favs: 1, 4/29/2024, The Librarian, Death
2 You do the job that's in front of you by Zakalwe001
You do the job that's in front of you. That's what Vimes always said, wasn't it?K, English, Angst, words: 370, 4/18/2024, Sybil R., Vetinari
3 Balancing Act » by Zakalwe001
Nobby slowed as he approached the cell. "Morning, sir!" he said brightly. "Morning, Nobby," said Vimes, as if he hadn't killed someone last night. - His Grace, the Duke of Ankh has had better weeks, and old feelings are making everything...confusing. Just how far will his loyalty stretch when he's pushed to his limit...? Vimes/VetinariT, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 27k+, favs: 2, 3/31/2024, Carrot, Sybil R., Vetinari, Sam Vimes
6 good little girls at Hogswatch by A.A. Pessimal
Meant to be the Hogswatch 2023 tale but poor health got on top of me. Getting better, though! In which a Supernatural Entity demands of four little girls if they've been naughty or nice. Only... three of them attend the Assassins' School. And the fourth is a Witch. Hilarity ensues.T, English, Supernatural & Humor, words: 11k+, favs: 2, 3/25/2024, Ponder Stibbons
2 There Once Was a Lady From Quirm by Hawki
Poem: Suffice to say, there's no shortage of dirty limericks on the Discworld.K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 187, 2/11/2024, Death, OC
3 Sapient Constructions by caitsters
In a world where magic and technology collide, an eccentric wizard named Archibald Blossomwell embarks on a daring quest to create Hex 2.0 - a sentient contraption that might just save Discworld from the looming chaos of cybernetic magick. Joined by his resourceful apprentice Millicent and their trusty construct, they must navigate treacherous marketplaces filled with cunning businK, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 12k+, follows: 1, 2/2/2024
3 The Medusa Interview by Knightcrawler
In the later Discworld books, it is mentioned that a medusa joins the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. This is a one-shot of Sam Vimes interviewing this medusa (and her snakes) about this position.K, English, Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 11/27/2023, Sam Vimes
Malicia's Brilliant Idea by Chibieska
Malicia decides to write the adventures experienced by Maurice and his troupe of rodents, but the cat doesn't seem very happy with the idea.K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 847, 10/2/2023, Maurice