35Strandpiel » by A.A. Pessimal A girl with a foot in two continents and how she responds to dual nationality. Glimpses into the later life of Bekki Smith-Rhodes-Stibbons and her wider family.
T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 27, words: 158k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 20h published: 9/12/2017
Just a Theory » by Lizard Pie Teatime's resurrection had worked, just not enough to go chase after Susan right away. Or leave the Unseen University at all. And, after making a few revelations that are vitally important for the advancement of natural philosophy, that might be ok. Teatime/Stibbons
T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 12k+, updated: 1/18 published: 1/6, Ponder Stibbons, Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
A Modest Proposal by Lizard Pie les Deux-Epées is the best choice for the newly-vacant Master of Arms position. The only problem is it turns out she's a woman, and about to be married off besides.
K, English, words: 1k+, 1/15, Lord Downey
3Maintenance » by Lizard Pie Prosthetics require regular care that needs to be honed over many years. Especially true if you've got Discworld's erratic magic shoved into your head. Slow-burn fic exploring Teatime's life from admission from the Guild to (final) death. Inserted Chapter: #5
K+, English, chapters: 17, words: 22k+, favs: 2, follows: 6, updated: 1/11 published: 8/30/2017, Jonathan T.
1 Happy Hogswatch by TraditionalGaily A boring hogswatch night with Inigo being forced to spend the holiday season in solitude at the Guild of Assassins, again. Yet there is a lucrative task, which might attract other people's attention. Belated Holiday special.
T, English, Friendship & Adventure, words: 1k+, 1/1, Inigo S., Jonathan T., Teppic
1 Out of the Pit by Lizard Pie When Jocasta Wiggs doesn't return, Ms Alice Band has to head out to collect her student. Rewrite of Night Watch.
K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/15/2017
2 A Hogswatch Wish by ShakespeareFreak It's Hogswatch Night. A letter has been left out for the Hogfather, expressing a wish for a very... interesting... holiday present.
T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 377, 12/14/2017, Death, Jonathan T.
1On the Shoulders of Giants » by Geschichtensammler Tension is rising in Ankh-Morpork, its population slowly realising that all it takes to get rid of unwanted neighbours is getting someone else to form the mob. William de Worde has a vague, transparent, not-quite-there outline of what generous people might call a plan, but he might as well be the man struggling to move a giant rock uphill. You know the one.
T, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, updated: 11/30/2017 published: 11/5/2017, Otto C., William de W.
2 Flirter avec la Mort by JustPaulInHere La magie est capricieuse sur le Disque Monde, notamment quand on habite les rudes régions des Montagnes du Bélier. Des accidents inattendus peuvent parfois se produire, avec force magie, chèvres en pleine crise d'adolescence, convent de sorcières et autres extravagances.
T, French, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, 11/1/2017, GrannyWeatherwax, Albert, Death, OC
65 Taking Chances - A Novel of the Discworld » by SilverShadow44 Lord Vetinari is dead - or is he? Even he, Commander Vimes and the Wizards of Unseen University aren't sure. But in Ankh-Morpork an ambitious would-be conqueror is eager to take his place, and elsewhere the Auditors of Reality are hatching a sinister plan . . . .
T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 44, words: 100k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 10/15/2017
1 Three Surprises by thinkatory Susan/Lobsang. It's hard to find time to date. Even if you've got Time on your side. "It was a good kiss. No celestial beings burst into full light, and the ground didn't tremble beneath them, if only because the ground and stars (or the view of the stars from the Disc, at least) were still very much frozen in time, much like everything else in a five block radius of Sator Square."
K, English, Romance, words: 2k+, 9/21/2017, Susan Sto Helit, Lobsang L.
4 The End of Politics by Dan Ladle An unaccustomed silence flows across Ankh-Morpork as a political era comes to an end.
K, English, Fantasy & Tragedy, words: 782, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/8/2017, Drumknott, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Death
9Facebook Shorts written for the Times » by A.A. Pessimal Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group. To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
T, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 8/4/2017 published: 12/21/2016
3The Music Meme Game » by A.A. Pessimal My take on Miss Yetigoosecreature's challenge. This is Side One: chosen pieces of music which have inspired Discworld shorts, plus one crossover.
K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, updated: 7/26/2017 published: 3/12/2011
il ne rentrera pas » by ylg mini recueil sur la Révolution de Mai :: 1er volet : Rentrer... dans le moule, dans le rang, dans une boîte... 2e: l'état de la Révolution en cours et à venir. 3e: Vérité ! Justice ! Liberté ! Amour à un prix raisonnable ! et un œuf dur ! 4e: Et les âmes, après... MàJ, 5e: le jeune Havelock et les dégâts collatéraux. ::surtout gen::
T, French, Angst, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, updated: 6/24/2017 published: 7/28/2012, Reg S., Vetinari, John K., Lady Meserole
4 Parental Woes by kim-onka In which Death deals with his (perpetually) teenage daughter.
K, English, Humor & Family, words: 277, follows: 1, 6/17/2017, Death, Ysabell
3First Impressions by anguaironfoundersson When Angua von Uberwald enters Ankh-Morpork, the Disc changes for three very important people: a would-be King, a Captain, and a politician. CA.
T, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 6, 6/10/2017
11 De l'importance du bousier by Maeglin Surion Vous connaissez l'effet papillon ? Bon. Et le sien ? Pourquoi n'en parlerions-nous pas, du sien ?
K, French, words: 781, favs: 1, 6/3/2017, Gaspode, Rincewind
3Discworld Drabbles » by femvimes A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters-so far, involving Drumknott, Cheery, the Times gang, Tiffany, Preston, Geoffrey, the Vimes family, Annagramma, and Pastor Oates.
T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 1k+, updated: 6/2/2017 published: 3/2/2016, Drumknott, Moist von L., Vetinari, Tiffany A.
la section des couvertures dépareillées by ylg La Bibliothèque de l'UU, comme si elle n'était pas déjà assez labyrinthesque comme ça, se dote d'une nouvelle section... ::gen::
K+, French, words: 674, 6/2/2017, The Librarian
1 Someone's Dog » by Blisterdude Sooner or later, we're all someone's dog, Angua had once said. For her, this was truer than most.
T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 5/24/2017 published: 5/20/2017, Angua, Sam Vimes
2 Lost Luggage by Weatherwax Some friendships are for life, but what happens when a life ends? And what happens when one of the friends is a walking box?
K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, 5/23/2017, The Librarian, The Luggage, Mustrum Ridcully
2A Pricking of Thumbs by jmsutherland Something wicked is turning the citizens of Ankh-Morpork against its Omnian minority, with possibly murderous consequences, and it's not something the Watch can fight on its own. An alliance of witches, werewolves, dwarves, trolls, vampires, igors, pictsies - and the odd assassin might do it. If a crusading newspaper can band them together, and love doesn't tear them apart.
K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 42k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 5/17/2017, Angua, William de W., Tiffany A., Sally von H
1 Soldier, Sailor, Seamstress, Spy by Island Species My first attempt at a fanfic - it turned out quite...long... Mostly inspired by Who-la-hoop's 'Kisses Don't Last' Polly/Mal Monstrous Regiment fic over on Archive Of Our Own, with a nod to Adele Blanc-Sec (the comics), and a shameless use of Buffyverse as a deus ex machina because I'm bad at plotting. In conclusion - a hot mess.
K, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 15k+, 5/9/2017, Polly P.
5 Dragon's Egg Blue by penna.nomen Suppose at the end of Men at Arms a rare dragon's egg was delivered to the Sunshine Sanctuary. Carrot and Angua investigate the egg while navigating the rocky landscape of their new relationship. Guest appearance by an adorable, stubborn baby dragon. Characters: Carrot, Angua, Patrician, Drumknott, Wuffles, Magrat, Esk
K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 11k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 4/30/2017, Carrot, Angua, Vetinari, Magrat