1 Waiting for the Earthman by mahmfic Ford waits for Arthur to come home during winter. Can be read as gen or pre-slash. This was written in 2008 and I guess I wasn't into fact checking back then.
K+, English, Friendship, words: 495, 12/15/2017, Arthur D., Ford P.
2Aimlessly Selected Guide Entries » by ColinCeption The title says it all really. I don't even have to be here to summarize it. I guess i'll just rest a while then. Wake me up when my services are needed again.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, updated: 11/5/2017 published: 10/28/2017
1 On Prehistoric Earth by nitilia Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.
K, English, Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 2, 10/21/2017, Arthur D., Ford P.
Heart Too Cold by Erik Sax After Zaphod stole the Heart of Gold, They went after him, but there were a few ... false starts
K, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 10/4/2017
2 Minuten by Godot003 Bruthe ist ein ein ganz normaler Barmann. Er hat jedoch das Pech im Universum von "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis" auf der Erde zu leben. In dieser sehr kurzen Fanfiction erfährt man, wie seine letzten 2 Minuten auf dem schönen fast-handgemachten Planeten Erde verliefen.
T, German, Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, 5/29/2017, Arthur D., Ford P.
9 Mostly Regretful » by Lewot A conclusion to the Hitchhiker book series (excluding/replacing "And Another Thing..."). Very specifically the book continuity rather than any other version. It can serve either as an end to the series or a jumping-off point for new adventures. Basically just ties up all the loose ends.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 9/9/2016 published: 11/15/2015, Arthur D., Ford P., Zaphod B., Trillian
Hichhikers guide to the Galaxy: Chapter 36 by M. B. Carver The thirty six chapter of the hichhikers guide to the Galaxy.
K+, English, Adventure & Mystery, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/20/2016, Arthur D., Ford P.
2A Puff of Logic by John Matthew Chanaud This is either a very short story, or the first chapter of another H2G2 novel with which I've been struggling for some time...
K, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/14/2016
3 Even Death's polite, sometimes by Murron Bartlett Ford and Arthur come face to face with Death, literally.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 3/19/2016, Arthur D.
3A series of unfortunate events:Prolouge by TheVeryDerpyBatman Did anyone else survive the destruction of Earth?Yes,yes they did and this is their story
T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 188, 10/7/2015
3Party Trap by PegamooseG H2G2 and Douglas Adams have inspired my style of writing. This story explores what I've pondered about other individual's encounters with the remarkable Guide. In this story, a man in prison is sent on a mission to embellish an entry for the Guide. This story involves unique characters from the series of books with only the Guide itself as the zen diagram overlap. Enjoy!
T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 6k+, follows: 1, 5/17/2015
16 Universe, time and everything (except perhaps tea) » by The Corpse Maker It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe was created by a depressive robot ? h2g2 fanfiction
T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 44, words: 13k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 5/7/2015 published: 7/25/2014, Arthur D., Ford P., Marvin, Zaphod B.
6Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Tea » by NMDSynthesiser Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are extremely exasperated with the Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesiser and tries to complain about it with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. However, the complaints division is too stuffed up and messy to do anything. They have to think up a better plan. By the way, share and enjoy!
K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, updated: 4/21/2015 published: 10/29/2014, Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
8Ode To A Small Green Lump Of Putty I Found In My Armpit by spescontramundum If you don't know about Vogon poetry, this is just going to look like Theodore Geisel was working through a bad acid trip. If you do know about Vogon poetry it'll still look like that, but at least you'll understand what's going on.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 374, favs: 4, follows: 2, 3/30/2015
1The Printer's Guide To The Galaxy by BabelShift A unfinished adventure through space-time-comedy continuum. It involves some reference to 3d printing, but do not be scared, it's rubbish. Hope you enjoy it and DON'T PANIC.
K+, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 816, 3/24/2015, Arthur D.
11The Hitchhiker's Guide to High School » by sky.guinalie This is an AU where space travel and such is out of the question and the only thing our four favorite characters are trying to survive is the perils of high school, which is very much harder than it looks. For pairings there'll first be Ford/Arthur and Zaphod/Trillian, then Arthur/Fenchurch. Please review!
T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 10, updated: 3/17/2015 published: 7/6/2014, Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
BRE » by C.D.Meiss Beta Rosemary Epsilon hates her job a burger joint in space, but she hates her boss more. A story written for my Creative Writing class, set in the universe of Hitchhiker's Guide. T for Language.
T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 2/14/2015
1 Bedtime Paradox by Eira Lloyd Benjy mouse is not amused by the Earth being blown up. So he finds a way to undo it. One-shot.
K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 258, 2/11/2015, Benjy
2Football by thequillofimagination It is a curious fact that most planets developed the game of football independently... Guide entry, apropos of nothing really
K, English, Humor, words: 223, 12/21/2014
5 The Arthur Dent Guide to Getting Over Breakups by phoeberena Arthur gets dumped. Ford has bigger things on his mind.
K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 9/25/2014, Arthur D., Ford P.
1Dabbles » by Cindar Some one-shots that are not related. If anyone wants to expand on them they are welcome to. I don't own any of this.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 594, updated: 8/6/2014 published: 7/21/2014
3Mostly Armless by ATouchOfMadness A short joke which has no real purpose - just for fun!
K, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 126, favs: 2, follows: 1, 7/13/2014
1Tidbits, Conversations, and Attempts at Affection by Y0urPhaner0nSky Ford/Arthur conversations
T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 638, favs: 2, follows: 2, 6/10/2014
1 Fading by starlightwalking Random is lost and alone, wishing for a friend, wishing for a hand to hold. ONESHOT. Entry to the FroggyClan May 2014 Writing Contest.
T, English, Angst & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 5, 5/25/2014, Arthur D., Random D., Trillian
1The Marvelous Misadventures of Marvin by Eoinda The story of Marvins Creation and miserable existance until he ended up on the Heart of Gold.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 850, 5/14/2014, Marvin