babel fish out of water by embraidery Trillian's life in space.
K+, English, Sci-Fi, words: 764, 5/25, Trillian
1 42! by ImGonnaWriteAFanfic The Hitchhiker's Guide characters find the truth about the universe!
K, English, Humor, words: 68, 2/26, Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
The Impossible Insertion - The Untold Truth between Chapters 13 and 14 by ArtOfTheTaco This story was born from a stupid shower thought, "what would happen if you input a probability of zero into the Infinite Improbability Drive". A stupid question deserves a stupid answer, which I've tried to provide while honoring the humor and style of Douglas Adams. The result is a 14 billion year diversion from the main story which has no impact in the end. Well sort of.
K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, 2/7
16The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Version 4 » by amiddle The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, of which version 4.0 is a wholly remarkable excerpt from which, for copyright reasons, all Guide entries authored by field researchers other than amiddle811879, have been deleted.
T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 57, words: 27k+, favs: 15, follows: 10, updated: 1/29 published: 2/26/2008
Twelve Days of Christmas: Joyeux Noel by Brightness Wordweaver The Heart of Gold crew makes a detour, and Arthur and Trillian have a talk. Part of my Twelve Days of Christmas ficathon.
K, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, words: 911, favs: 2, follows: 1, 12/15/2019, Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
Not Sally and the Agents of DUCK by glenjamin.franklin Did I mention, this adventure is not for everyone. It does contain silliness, more than a normal obsession with the sound a duck makes, inside jokes and an occasional lack of cohesion. At no time were any septapi, platypus, or other semi-aquatic poisonous egg-laying mammals harmed in the writing of this story.
K+, English, Mystery & Adventure, words: 31k+, follows: 1, 7/14/2019
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Screenplay The Primary Part by RedwallFan42 Arthur Dent is trying to prevent his house from being bulldozed when his friend Ford Prefect whisks him into outer space. It turns out Ford is an alien who has just saved Arthur from Earth's total annihilation. Ford introduces Arthur to his myriad friends, including many-headed President Zaphod Beeblebrox and sexy refugee and astrophysicist Trillian.
K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 21k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/12/2019, Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod Beebebrox IV
2 On the 125th Story by Random Guise Arthur Dent has another encounter with Benjy and Frankie Mouse shortly after arriving with his group at Milliways. I don't own these characters, and even if I did I would still follow good advice and Don't Panic.
K, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 8/1/2018
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K, English, Poetry, words: 16, 7/17/2018
Time Travel by JaguarTheRavenclawRainWing Arthur comes up with an alternative way to discover the Question to the Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything.
K+, English, words: 434, favs: 1, 6/22/2018
In which Zaphod is bored by sadly just human Zaphod's bored. Pretty much a pointless thing for towel day.
K, English, Humor, words: 478, favs: 1, 5/25/2018, Ford P., Zaphod B.
3 Waiting for the Earthman by mahmfic Ford waits for Arthur to come home during winter. Can be read as gen or pre-slash. This was written in 2008 and I guess I wasn't into fact checking back then.
K+, English, Friendship, words: 495, 12/15/2017, Arthur D., Ford P.
3Aimlessly Selected Guide Entries » by ColinCeption The title says it all really. I don't even have to be here to summarize it. I guess i'll just rest a while then. Wake me up when my services are needed again.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, follows: 1, updated: 11/5/2017 published: 10/28/2017
2 On Prehistoric Earth by nitilia Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.
K, English, Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 3, 10/21/2017, Arthur D., Ford P.
Heart Too Cold by Erik Sax After Zaphod stole the Heart of Gold, They went after him, but there were a few ... false starts
K, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 10/4/2017
2 Minuten by Godot003 Bruthe ist ein ein ganz normaler Barmann. Er hat jedoch das Pech im Universum von "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis" auf der Erde zu leben. In dieser sehr kurzen Fanfiction erfährt man, wie seine letzten 2 Minuten auf dem schönen fast-handgemachten Planeten Erde verliefen.
T, German, Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, 5/29/2017, Arthur D., Ford P.
10 Mostly Regretful » by Lewot A conclusion to the Hitchhiker book series (excluding/replacing "And Another Thing..."). Very specifically the book continuity rather than any other version. It can serve either as an end to the series or a jumping-off point for new adventures. Basically just ties up all the loose ends.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 9/9/2016 published: 11/15/2015, Arthur D., Ford P., Zaphod B., Trillian
2A Puff of Logic by John Matthew Chanaud This is either a very short story, or the first chapter of another H2G2 novel with which I've been struggling for some time...
K, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/14/2016
4 Even Death's polite, sometimes by Murron Bartlett Ford and Arthur come face to face with Death, literally.
T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 3/19/2016, Arthur D.
3A series of unfortunate events:Prolouge by TheVeryDerpyBatman Did anyone else survive the destruction of Earth?Yes,yes they did and this is their story
T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 188, 10/7/2015
3Party Trap by PegamooseG H2G2 and Douglas Adams have inspired my style of writing. This story explores what I've pondered about other individual's encounters with the remarkable Guide. In this story, a man in prison is sent on a mission to embellish an entry for the Guide. This story involves unique characters from the series of books with only the Guide itself as the zen diagram overlap. Enjoy!
T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 6k+, follows: 1, 5/17/2015
17 Universe, time and everything (except perhaps tea) » by The Corpse Maker It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe was created by a depressive robot ? h2g2 fanfiction
T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 44, words: 13k+, favs: 8, follows: 8, updated: 5/7/2015 published: 7/25/2014, Arthur D., Ford P., Marvin, Zaphod B.
7Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Tea » by NMDSynthesiser Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are extremely exasperated with the Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesiser and tries to complain about it with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. However, the complaints division is too stuffed up and messy to do anything. They have to think up a better plan. By the way, share and enjoy!
K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 6, updated: 4/21/2015 published: 10/29/2014, Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
9Ode To A Small Green Lump Of Putty I Found In My Armpit by spescontramundum If you don't know about Vogon poetry, this is just going to look like Theodore Geisel was working through a bad acid trip. If you do know about Vogon poetry it'll still look like that, but at least you'll understand what's going on.
K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 374, favs: 4, follows: 2, 3/30/2015
1The Printer's Guide To The Galaxy by BabelShift A unfinished adventure through space-time-comedy continuum. It involves some reference to 3d printing, but do not be scared, it's rubbish. Hope you enjoy it and DON'T PANIC.
K+, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 816, 3/24/2015, Arthur D.