8Quigley's Quagmire by Outlaw Volunteer Quigley Quagmire: wisecracking, adventurous cartographer, boring, predictable life. At first he's harassing his siblings, the next thing he knows, his mother is dragging him toward a trap door under the library rug. After a long, tense wait, he decides to investigate, but the door won't budge. All alone, there's only one thing he can do: find a way out and reunite with his family.
T, English, Adventure & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 7/20 published: 9/14/2015, [Quigley Q., Violet B.] Kit S., Jacques S.
3 Wicked Pawn by 39addict101 Count Olaf is the bad guy, or so everyone thinks. Who's the real villain behind the scenes? AU For the Writer's Anonymous Character Development Writing Challenge.
T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 7/20, Violet B., Count O., Lemony S.
The Quagmire Past by chinchillagirl33 Isadora retells the story of the triplet's past. I'm really bad at summaries.
K, English, Adventure, words: 628, 7/10, Quigley Q., Isadora Q., Duncan Q.
The Force of Destiny by HeavenlyHunny Telling the story of what happened to VFD from the day that Kit Snicket and Count Olaf first met. (In the style of a Netflix Series!) The Baudelaires watch the lives of their parents and friends unfold and finally learn the answers to questions that they've had burning inside them for years. Including one big secret that will turn them against there own mother...
T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 7/7
This Is Not About Loss by lielowatbuckmerils Violet compares and contrasts her own ways with dealing with their experiences with those of her sister, and ultimately gives Sunny agency over her own emotional welfare. Warning for the bizarre use of teeth as a metaphor.
K, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 644, favs: 1, 7/1, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B.
13Voluntary Captive » by DystopiaDuchess Violet Baudelaire has sacrificed herself for her siblings and another orphan much like herself. She has sacrificed herself to the man who has caused such terror for these four children since she was a mere fourteen. Well, she's no longer a child. No, she is an adult who has married her villainous enemy. And now, is her inventive mind noticing something in this strange marriage?
T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 24, words: 36k+, favs: 21, follows: 23, updated: 6/24 published: 9/19/2016, [Count O., Violet B.] [OC, Lemony S.]
8Snicket Middle School » by Toa Of Awesomeness 121 Violet and Klaus arrive at Snicket Middle School with fears of the worst. But as everyone knows, first impressions are often entirely wrong.
K+, English, Family & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, follows: 1, updated: 6/20 published: 6/6
8A Series of Scumbag Events » by MistyxKisame Meet the Baudelaire siblings featuring the sadistic and inventive Violet, the perverted bookworm Klaus, and the shark baby Sunny. Join the siblings on their adventures dealing with worthless adults, a scheming jerk, and their shenanigans.
T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 8, updated: 6/17 published: 1/10/2016, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B.
The Terrifying Temperature by Plutonium7 This is basically a continuation of The Terrifying Temperature where things did not go well at the end of the story.
T, English, Adventure & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 6/16
18Carmelita and the Annoying Cakesniffing Randomness » by The In One Highly random. You don't have to read it. But if you do, beware: I can be very random at times.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 5/28 published: 5/26/2014, Carmelita S.
5 Regrets by 39addict101 Violet and her mother get into an argument, on the day her parents die. Her thoughts on what she should have done.
K, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 668, 5/22, Violet B.
1 outplayed by sunset oasis She could picture herself dating simple-minded idiots for financial gains, or villains willing to commit crimes with her & enjoying it. But somehow it was Kit Snicket, hypocrite extraordinaire, who told her murder was wrong and then turned around to orchestrate the death of Gregor Anwhistle, that Esme was having secret rendezvouses all over the city with. Pre-ASOUE Kit/Esme oneshot
K+, English, Drama, words: 978, favs: 2, 5/20, [Kit S., Esme S.]
3 Beginnings of a Villian by 39addict101 What if Count Olaf had a reason behind the reason? Rated T for a reason.
T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 579, 5/19, Count O.
5 Violet Wine by eternallost An hour passed and her steely eyes became soft. "Why do you hate me?" She pouted, "Why have you always hated me?" "No tears." Olaf titled the second or third bottle in her direction. "This is supposed to stop those." She looked down at the blood-red liquid in her glass. "Is that why you drink it so much?" A Violaf AU.
T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 5/10, Violet B., Count O.
7 I have an uncle? » by SilentOutcast666 *Revised with less chapters, more text!* While her parents are away on a week long cruise, Madison is left to spend that time at her uncle Olaf's. How will that go? All rights belong to Lemony Snicket. Rated for language and brief incest.
T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 15, words: 30k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 5/8 published: 8/17/2016, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Count O.
The Midnight Memories by Tempus Fugit Memoriae Aeternae Here, here; The riches are too grotesque; The nobles too insane; The poor too unfortunate; The living too damned; The dead too unrespected; The time too fast; The rules too tight; The crimes too numerous; The words too tedious; And a girl...who isn't afraid of the world.
K, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/12
1Selections from a Voluntarily Forgotten Document by Meer-Katnip This, of course, is only a fragment of the plot.
K, English, Drama & Mystery, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 4/10, Kit S., Lemony S.
14The Raven that Refused to Sing » by ValidityForDissonance Following the dreadful findings at The Island, Lemony Snicket's travels in pursuit of further documentation of the Baudelaire orphans find him in the Eldritch Harbor; but while he had readied himself for any possible lead, he did not anticipate the one that now lay unconscious in front of his eyes: Violet Baudelaire.
T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 11, follows: 18, updated: 4/9 published: 2/19, Violet B., Lemony S.
3departed » by fluggerbutter Their names were JS and JS.
T, English, Friendship & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 3/27 published: 3/1/2014, Jacques S., Jerome S.
1 Day's In The Reptile Room by Boohbear19 Just some family fluff with The Baudelaire's while they lived with Uncle Monty! :)
K, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 3/22, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Uncle Monty
4A Microscopic Mystery » by Meer-Katnip Please find enclosed herein the misfiled fourteenth (14) report from the previously numbered thirteen (13) reports filed under "Suspicious Incidents" in our archives.
K, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 3/17 published: 2/27, Lemony S.
1Memories of Meals by Lovely Little Wordsmith Food has an uncanny habit of lodging itself in one's memories. The aroma, the taste, even the appearance can manage to stay with someone for a lifetime. So when one comes into contact with a certain food, even many years later, that food can bring about memories, both pleasant and unpleasant. (Short stories centered around the different types of foods in the series)
K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 3/16, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Beatrice Jr.
2 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 40: Count Olaf Vs Judge Doom by MolemanNineThousand Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargained for! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v twfgfbzZ-8
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/15, Count O., Lemony S.
8The ASOUE Characters Have Energy Drinks » by The In One What happens when your favorite characters drink energy drinks? Read and find out.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 3/15 published: 11/23/2014
17Carmelita plays Candy Crush » by The In One I have been tasked with writing down what transpires when a young lady by the name of Carmelita Spats plays Candy Crush Saga. You, however, have no such obligation, so if such a story causes you too much nausea, headaches, and/or uncontrollable yodeling, I urge you to read something happier. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 3/14 published: 8/15/2014, Carmelita S.