1 Regrets by 39addict101 Violet and her mother get into an argument, on the day her parents die. Her thoughts on what she should have done.
K, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 668, 5/22, Violet B.
1 outplayed by sunset oasis She could picture herself dating simple-minded idiots for financial gains, or villains willing to commit crimes with her & enjoying it. But somehow it was Kit Snicket, hypocrite extraordinaire, who told her murder was wrong and then turned around to orchestrate the death of Gregor Anwhistle, that Esme was having secret rendezvouses all over the city with. Pre-ASOUE Kit/Esme oneshot
K+, English, Drama, words: 978, favs: 2, 5/20, [Kit S., Esme S.]
2 Beginnings of a Villian by 39addict101 What if Count Olaf had a reason behind the reason? Rated T for a reason.
T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 579, 5/19, Count O.
3 Violet Wine by eternallost An hour passed and her steely eyes became soft. "Why do you hate me?" She pouted, "Why have you always hated me?" "No tears." Olaf titled the second or third bottle in her direction. "This is supposed to stop those." She looked down at the blood-red liquid in her glass. "Is that why you drink it so much?" A Violaf AU.
T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 5/10, Violet B., Count O.
4 I have an uncle? » by SilentOutcast666 *Revised with less chapters, more text!* While her parents are away on a week long cruise, Madison is left to spend that time at her uncle Olaf's. How will that go? All rights belong to Lemony Snicket. Rated for language and brief incest.
T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 15, words: 30k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 5/8 published: 8/17/2016, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Count O.
The Midnight Memories by Tempus Fugit Memoriae Aeternae Here, here; The riches are too grotesque; The nobles too insane; The poor too unfortunate; The living too damned; The dead too unrespected; The time too fast; The rules too tight; The crimes too numerous; The words too tedious; And a girl...who isn't afraid of the world.
K, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/12
1Selections from a Voluntarily Forgotten Document by Meer-Katnip This, of course, is only a fragment of the plot.
K, English, Drama & Mystery, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 4/10, Kit S., Lemony S.
13The Raven that Refused to Sing » by ValidityForDissonance Following the dreadful findings at The Island, Lemony Snicket's travels in pursuit of further documentation of the Baudelaire orphans find him in the Eldritch Harbor; but while he had readied himself for any possible lead, he did not anticipate the one that now lay unconscious in front of his eyes: Violet Baudelaire.
T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 8, follows: 13, updated: 4/9 published: 2/19, Violet B., Lemony S.
3departed » by fluggerbutter Their names were JS and JS.
T, English, Friendship & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 3/27 published: 3/1/2014, Jacques S., Jerome S.
1 Day's In The Reptile Room by Boohbear19 Just some family fluff with The Baudelaire's while they lived with Uncle Monty! :)
K, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 3/22, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Uncle Monty
4A Microscopic Mystery » by Meer-Katnip Please find enclosed herein the misfiled fourteenth (14) report from the previously numbered thirteen (13) reports filed under "Suspicious Incidents" in our archives.
K, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 3/17 published: 2/27, Lemony S.
1Memories of Meals by Lovely Little Wordsmith Food has an uncanny habit of lodging itself in one's memories. The aroma, the taste, even the appearance can manage to stay with someone for a lifetime. So when one comes into contact with a certain food, even many years later, that food can bring about memories, both pleasant and unpleasant. (Short stories centered around the different types of foods in the series)
K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 3/16, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Beatrice Jr.
2 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 40: Count Olaf Vs Judge Doom by MolemanNineThousand Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargained for! Video coming soon.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/15, Count O., Lemony S.
8The ASOUE Characters Have Energy Drinks » by The In One What happens when your favorite characters drink energy drinks? Read and find out.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 3/15 published: 11/23/2014
16Carmelita plays Candy Crush » by The In One I have been tasked with writing down what transpires when a young lady by the name of Carmelita Spats plays Candy Crush Saga. You, however, have no such obligation, so if such a story causes you too much nausea, headaches, and/or uncontrollable yodeling, I urge you to read something happier. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 3/14 published: 8/15/2014, Carmelita S.
2 We Need to Talk by YoshiStack "What happened to Phil?" he asked, alarmed. "We need to talk," she responded. On her face she wore a deeply concerned expression that immediately troubled him. He said nothing, but gave a solemn nod in agreement. He was missing something here, and by the looks of things, it was rather big. Set during the Netflix version of "The Miserable Mill".
K+, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 3/13, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B.
5A Pair of Old Fitting Pants and Other Dire Hideous Clothes » by bossycontrolfreak Some unfortunate events that happen to noble people are recorded, and they are considered tragedies. The ones that happen to less likeable and just noble enough people go by unquestioned, unnoticed, unrecorded. Because no one believes they're a tragedy. They believe they're called justice. [The story of what happened between Count Olaf, Kit Snicket and La Forza Del Destino]
K+, English, Romance & Mystery, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 3/11 published: 2/22, Count O., Kit S.
5the Familiar Film » by Bug Catcher Nakata Film the history of VFD in an aboveground basement studio, co-starring Count Olaf & the Quagmires - what could go wrong? Violet thinks the Weather Machine is the key, if only she could figure out how it works, while Klaus wants to use the film to trap Olaf. Meanwhile, are they really safe under the Vaporous Flame Dampeners? Can they keep control of their own narrative?
T, English, Mystery & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 23k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 3/10 published: 12/2/2016, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., OC
3 Before Carmelita's Time At Prufrock Preparatory School by Boohbear19 Dear Reader, If you wish to never read one more word of the rude, violent, and filthy little girl Carmelita Spats then I suggest you do not read this story. With all Due Respect, Lemony Snicket.
K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 3/8, Lemony S., Carmelita S.
11The World is Not So Quiet Here » by antmuzak A repost of an old fic of mine, but improved! This is the story of the fourth Baudelaire child, who was inducted into V.F.D at a young age, and is now on a mission to seduce and kill Count Olaf and reunite with her siblings. No Mary Sues- I promise! Eventual Violet/Quigley, Jerome/OC, with hints of Fernald/OC, and possibly Olaf/OC. Please review and give feedback :)
T, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 14, follows: 18, updated: 3/2 published: 1/18/2015, Violet B., Count O., VFD, OC
2 Fire by MarionetteMarauder Fire destroys.
K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 455, favs: 2, follows: 1, 2/22, Lemony S.
1A New Chapter » by MarioFan500 The Baudelaires' plan to get off the island collapses. Klaus discovers the mainland is nearby. Just seconds before the leave, an unwanted visitor shows up.
T, English, Mystery, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 2/18 published: 2/1, Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Beatrice Jr.
1 A Series of Unfortunate Events: Embers by Hawki Poem: As life dragged on, not even reading could give Klaus joy.
K, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 267, favs: 4, 2/18, Klaus B.
4 An Immoral Act of Morality by ValidityForDissonance A missing scene that takes place during The Vile Village. Violet sneaks into prison in attempt to help Jacques escape.
K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, 2/15, Violet B., Jacques S.
5 Dear Netflix by ProdigyGamingYT Dear Netflix Production Studios... Cross-post on AO3
T, English, words: 282, favs: 8, follows: 2, 2/12, Lemony S.