Coffee, Chaos, and Connection » by Mal Singe Cate Scott expected chaos at Dethklok's Mordhaus—but not to spill coffee on the world's most brutal metal band. Now juggling a network meltdown and her own embarrassment, Cate faces a disaster she never saw coming. Charles Offdensen, the band's manager, finds himself unexpectedly drawn to the clumsy consultant. Amidst chaos, spilled coffee, and humor, sparks fly.

1Biographyklok by AussieDino Dethklok has been approached by a publisher to write biographies about themselves. how will this pan out? will it be Dethkloks most profitable venture or their biggest mistake.

Murderface's Lament by Wolfstrom92 Also posted to Archive of Our Own. This is kinda like a post-Doomstar kinda thing but instead of getting poisoned, Murderface basically just falls into a deep depression and this is him lamenting about things. To clarify, Murderface electing not to drink and to just remain sober is his way of punishing himself. He is a sad sober man who needs a hug. There is no comfort in this.

Somethings Better by Wolfstrom92 A parody of the Song Something Better from Muppet Treasure Island

Last Lullaby by Wolfstrom92 A rewrite of the Last Lullaby pt. 1 from Centaurworld... Basically just rewritten for the Metalocalypse universe... Enjoy the feels on me. Also posted to Deviantart (IchidoriYukei) and A03 (Sven Wolfstrom92)

1Dethklok Ranch by Wolfstrom92 This was something that popped into my head after I drew Toki as a unicorn (Deviantart - IchidoriYukei). Now this is a basic concept that I might turn into a full fledged story in the future. I hope y'all like it just as much as I do.

Robot Ninja's Are Scary » by Light1 Sequal to Robot Ninja's are Cool. The Robot Ninja is badass in all the ways.

Critical Condition by Wintersunofdoom Things get really weird for the band, especially for its two north-European members

4 Tha Racey Ov Tracey » by Wenchicus Thoticus A wicth halps tha band find tru lov... but tha catch is that only one cuple can suceed. utter shitposting

2De Underjordiske by KatrinaLebowitz Panic was an inevitable reality of Toki's daily life, nothing in that respect had changed since his exodus from his small hometown. He awoke cold and hungry, fighting cold sweats, his heart beating out of his chest and an overall sense of dread encompassing his whole being daily. But at least he was free.

The Exchange Program » by sqiderbitch My attempt at a metalocalypse fanfic. It's a highschool AU, cause I can. Skwisgaar x Toki

Wrong Number by tuuli-p It wasn't strange for Pickles to call people at stupid hours of the night, raging drunk. It was a little more strange when he called the wrong number.

Drabbles » by pixiebol Some Metalocalypse Drabbles that came to mind while watching some episode or just going through images. Skwistok, Charles x Pickles and some band interactions, with a bit of things going on here and then, have a look :)