The Chronicles of Abcde Glizzard Koichi Horse Egrope » by pastelgalaxy123 I couldn't find the Homestuck crackfic of my dreams, so I wrote it. Terezi is pregnant. Equius has shrines. Jade is a mafia boss. Everything is stupid. The relationship chart I made for this fic looks like a spiderweb. These are the Chronicles of Abcde Glizzard Koichi Horse Egrope.
T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, updated: 9/27 published: 9/5
18Crabs and Triggerfish » by escapethenoodles Staying in a hospital can be pretty damn hard. But not when you run away from home! Karkat Vantas never got along with his family. But when Kankri falls into a coma, someone starts contacting him in the form of his brother.
T, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 20, follows: 30, updated: 9/27 published: 6/23/2014, [John E., Karkat V.] Dave S., Kankri V.
El Torneo Universal » by Y2R-Aguilar La paz ha llegado a Earth C pero los rencores continuan y una joven pontifice, Kylean Loftus, ha organizado un torneo para llevar paz de una vez por todas ¿pero sera suficiente?
T, Spanish, Drama, chapters: 12, words: 15k+, updated: 9/26 published: 7/24
Tempus Est by Lumiere de Venise Her past was naive, her present is violent, and her future will be bright. (Or, Aradia before, during, and after the worst period of her life. 3 times fanfic—450 words for each snippet. Angst. Sad. References to Ophelia and Hamlet. Implied AraSol.)
T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 1k+, 9/23, [Aradia M., Sollux C.] Jack Noir/Spades Slick
A Year in the Life: Part Thirteen- The Makaras » by kaybee613 Gamzee and Kurloz Makara pretty much fend for themselves, despite being a wealthy family. But as they grow older, their father's expectations begin to weigh on them more. Will they be able to live up to the family name?
T, English, Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, updated: 9/22 published: 9/12
believe in me who believes in you by Holli Meat!Karkat meets Candy!Dave... he is unimpressed.
T, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 6k+, 9/20, Dave S., Karkat V.
Blood That Tastes of Coffee Grounds » by Grassycheesecake Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you thought staying in your dorm for winter break was a good idea. However, between the looming threat of a local vampire, the impending visit from your mother, and the whirlwind encounters with a tall, beautiful stranger in a coffee shop, you're beginning to suspect that you should have gone home for the holidays.
T, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, updated: 9/20 published: 6/22, [Rose L., Kanaya M.]
17Homestuck D&D » by webhead11233 My take on Homestuck things (primarily the classpects, let's be real) for D&D.
K, English, chapters: 67, words: 46k+, favs: 13, follows: 10, updated: 9/14 published: 5/29/2018
2 How to Lose a Lover in 10 Days or Less » by Holli Full Title: How to Lose a Lover in 10 Days or Less: A Comprehensive Guide to Becoming a Future Romantic Failure A How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days AU Summary: Dave needs to win a bet; Karkat needs to write an article. Shenanigans ensue.
T, English, Romance, chapters: 9, words: 35k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 9/12 published: 7/18, Dave S., Karkat V.
A Year in the Life: Part Twelve- The Striders » by kaybee613 When you grow up being told that emotion is weakness; caring for others is a weakness, then your first relationships are bound to be messy. Throw in a struggle with sexuality and that is the life of Dave and Dirk Strider.
T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 15, words: 52k+, updated: 9/6 published: 8/14, Dave S., Dirk S., Karkat V., Bro
Dave Makes His First (And Last) Rant by TIMETOFACETHECONSEQUENCES A POV story from Karkat about why Dave doesn't do rants anymore.
T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 542, 9/3, John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Vriska S.
1 Patient in my Tomb by Diablo Babey Based on an animatic by Rude-Rat on YouTube, and requested by the comment section. Has nothing to do with the epilogues, homestuck2 or anything besides the original comic. What was Gamzee thinking in that fridge after all?
T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 1k+, 9/2
1The Grub » by demoness of music "Where in did you randomly find a baby!" Karkat was walking home in the rain when he finds a disabled grub abandoned in an alleyway. Rated T for Typical Karkat (and the rest of homestuck) language.
T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 9/2 published: 8/26
4Honey I Love You But I Just Can't Smile » by sciencegeeky Meulin Leijon's beloved mother passed away not even a year ago. Now she's raising her younger sister alone, trying to balance her friends, her family, her work, and most important-her beloved Kurloz. It's going to be difficult, but she can do it. Right?
T, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 12, words: 66k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 8/30 published: 2/3/2019
3Garden Girl » by sciencegeeky Nepeta Leijon's mother passed away not even a year ago. Now her older sister is raising her, despite her impending marriage. Nepeta makes time for her friends and their relationships. But can she manage her own?
T, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 12, words: 64k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 8/30 published: 2/3/2019, Karkat V., Equius Z., Nepeta L., Meulin L.
1 A Year in the Life: Part Eleven- The Zahhaks » by kaybee613 Equius and Horuss are not very popular. Maybe it's because of their disdain for those "socially lower" than them. Maybe it's because of their strict father. But whatever the reason, it certainly makes relationships difficult.
T, English, Friendship & Family, chapters: 15, words: 25k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 8/14 published: 9/9/2018, Equius Z., Nepeta L., Executor Darkleer, Horuss Z.
Trial by Heart » by FamiliarReverie Two kids make plans to play the newly released Sburb. Of course, things get a bit complicated when it turns out to have ended their world. Even more so when they eventually realize they can't even claim their reward. Now they apparently have to help some aliens in the hopes of mooching the reward off them? Yeah, Ray wasn't really sure either. It's gonna be a really long day...
T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 8/12 published: 7/19, Karkat V., Nepeta L., OC
Fruity Rumpus Highschool Party by ikarusAscending In a world where trolls and humans have lived in semi segregation since the trolls failed colonization of earth, one small town in America attempts to fully bring together troll and human society.
T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 8/7, John E., Eridan A., Feferi P., Bro
Doomed Jades are the Enemy by Spacey-Prophet Dave's talked to so many doomed Jades at this point and he still can't get an answer that makes him feel better about all the rumpus he's gotten himself into. Two Shot/Angst with a happy ending! Contains Canon Typical Violence and character death off screen! Supposed to be pale DaveJade(Kat) but karkat's not here and it can be read any way you'd like so have fun with it!
K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Spiritual, words: 2k+, 8/3
Urges by Holli When Dave finally gives into his urges, what will Karkat do? CW: hand holding, hugging, nose kisses
T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/1, Dave S., Karkat V.
Everythin's Bigger in Texas » by experimentalDeity John, Sollux, and Karkat haven't seen Dave in a year, ever since he moved back home to Texas. When they see him, they get a surprise!
T, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, updated: 7/27 published: 7/26, [Dave S., Karkat V.] [John E., Sollux C.]
Perdóname (Davekat) » by SraBlaBlaBla No hay manera de que el sufrimiento que me causaste fuera descrito sólo con palabras, pero aquí estoy. De nuevo, intentando superarlo, sin pensar en tu cara, tu risa, ni todo lo que me hiciste sentir. Pero lo nuestro ya terminó, y siempre hay alguien más que viene para hacernos volver a vivir, no olvidar, simplemente recordar que el mundo no se termina por algo así.
T, Spanish, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, follows: 1, updated: 7/26 published: 5/14, [Dave S., Karkat V.] [Terezi P., Gamzee M.]
the future burned for fuel by cordialcount "Please come home," says the voice behind you. Xefros' butler training is incomplete: his footfalls provide no warning, and his vowels echo strangely off the silhouettes of Tenzen's hive. (Xefros helps Dammek with the revolution; the revolution does not help Dammek with Xefros. Hiveswap, Dammek/Xefros moirallegiance.)
T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 4k+, 7/24
3A Hermit's Guide to Moving Forward » by Grassycheesecake Ingredients: 1.) John Egbert, depressed lighthouse keeper 2.) Aradia Megido, formerly dead paranormal enthusiast 3.) A massive storm 4.) Sea salt. So much goddamn sea salt Instructions: Place John and Aradia into an isolated lighthouse. Shake well, then let marinate together for about a month. Add the storm when things start to get bitter, and season liberally with salt.
T, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 13k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 7/22 published: 7/16/2019, [John E., Aradia M.]
you want hollywood and this is real life by erieva Dave wants to ask Karkat to turn their completely platonic anti-Homecoming outing into a date, while Karkat is twelve steps ahead of him. Human/High School AU.
T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, 7/10, [Dave S., Karkat V.]