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Founder: Mrs. Terwilliger - Stories: 18 - Followers: 2 - Staff: 0 - id: 43503
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44Lavender Violet Rose SaraLee FionaDee Smith by J. Marguerite Too many Mary-Sues caused me to write this. This was never meant to be funny.
Jhonen Vasquez, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 920, favs: 14, 4/22/2004
11Retribution » by QOTSAfreak Nny kills an innocent and strange things begin to happen in 777. Disturbing secrets are revealed. And mind you, the story's supposed to be stupid-funny. Rated for A LOT OF LANGUAGE. MADE FROM THE PURE PSYCHO-NESS THAT I PULLED FROM MY BRAINS! YEEHAAW!
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Horror & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 1/11/2005 published: 1/7/2005
22Johnny and Squee Make Toast by Jaded Holliwood Squee is hungry and decides to make toast. So Nny, being the great friend he is, comes to help.
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Horror, words: 524, favs: 12, follows: 1, 2/27/2005
17 McDonalds by Rough Tears Look I'm going to be completely honest. I AM NOT PROUND OF THIS FIC! I needed to kill 15 minuets so I wrote down random stuff. This sucks. Just a warning. Read it if you like stupid things that dont make much sense. NNY GOES TO MCDONALDS!
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Humor, words: 459, favs: 11, 12/16/2005, Johnny C.
63the b3stest jonen fic ever 111111111 » by la JazzFish Moof. I hate Mary Sues, misspelled stories, and RanDOm CaPS LOckS, don't you? (ph33r the parody... I'm making fun of all the stupid Mary Sues out there. I have no life. Moof.)
Jhonen Vasquez, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, updated: 1/12/2003 published: 1/1/2003
23VH1 Behind the Slaughter : Dungeons Directors Cut by Gaz Almighty The directors cut of 'Dungeons'. Since I got so many great reviews of 'Dungeons', I decided to write this! A great read wheather or not you've read the original 'Dungeons'.
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 3, 2/24/2002
43 The Dangers of Jumping to Conclusions by end-the-third Tenna gets a weird misconception about what happened to Devi when she went out with Nny, and goes to his house to... erhm, straighten things out.
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Humor, words: 942, favs: 32, follows: 1, 11/26/2001, Tenna, Johnny C.
33Squee's living nightmare by JackalGod When Squee parents try to abandon his by moving to New York, Johnny takes him in. Very creepy JohnnySquee later on, maybe if I get that far.
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Angst & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 38, follows: 23, 2/7/2007, Squee, Johnny C.
54Skool Daze » by krystaldragon Nny plays substitute at a certain skool... chaos ensues. R&R, pretty peaz? (Third chappy has been posted!)
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 13, updated: 9/12/2002 published: 9/3/2002
16Second Revelation » by trickrtreatn Johnny is visited by spirits. They show him his past, present, and future, trying to convince him to change his ways. Sound familiar? A Christmas Carol parody, minus the Christmas.
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Parody, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 2/12/2005 published: 12/6/2004
16 SO FRIGGIN RANDOM IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL by Cor Cor This story has absoulutly no point. I was bored and thought you might like it if you want a laugh. Enjoy.
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Humor, words: 463, favs: 11, 9/11/2006
10Painting by SmileAtInsanity Nny is just trying to get Burger Boy to shut the hell up.
Jhonen Vasquez, K+, English, Humor, words: 474, favs: 4, follows: 1, 1/5/2003
16Nny in Lurv! by Lord of the Squirrels My version of a Nny and Devi romance. And you all know how warped my mind is... Good God! It's the Grapenuts!
Jhonen Vasquez, K, English, Humor, words: 567, favs: 3, 5/29/2003
109Love is for Losers » by Eddi Delaney Devi and Nny. Not really romantic. Johnny returns from his vacation and goes to get a Brainfreezy with Squee only to see Devi. Lovelylicious and dripping with blood, it's... confusing. Rated T for violence, cussing, & potentially offensive scenes.
Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 32k+, favs: 52, follows: 38, updated: 10/30/2007 published: 11/11/2006, Johnny C., Devi D.
78Judging Duty » by Emu Of all the conceivable questions ever posed by humanity, this has got to be the signle most perplexing: Why in the world is Johnny in a courtroom?
Jhonen Vasquez, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 15k+, favs: 31, follows: 14, updated: 7/27/2008 published: 4/26/2002
36Johnny the Shrink » by chimera child Johnny is a shrink for a while. Later in the day, a very unexpected visitor shows up with a very unexpected wish. SECOND CHAP UP! Another unexpected visitor surprises Nny with a confession.
Jhonen Vasquez, K, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 4/30/2003 published: 3/24/2003
25An Attempt at Noodle Boy by Meeper My friends have always said I am the closest person they know to Happy Noodle Boy, this is proof. R R, it is insane, thta is all I will say.
Jhonen Vasquez, K, English, Parody, words: 416, favs: 3, 4/15/2003

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