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Plays/Musicals » Little Shop of Horrors
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Seymour Krelborn, Antichrist by He'sAProfessional
A Little Shop of Horrors spoof of the song Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton), inspired by the Sweeney Todd spoof of the same song that Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote. If you're interested in listening to that spoof, pm me and I'll give you a link. Content warning for graphic content.T, English, Horror & Angst, words: 634, favs: 1, 10/24, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Mr. Musnik, Audrey II
1 Personal Day by meekshallinherit
Audrey decides that Seymour could desperately use a day off of work.K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 9/21, [Seymour K., Audrey]
Skid Row Supers » by meekshallinherit
Superhero AUK+, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 1, updated: 9/6 published: 7/5, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
1 The Night The Lights Went Out On Skid Row » by He'sAProfessional
Little Shop of Horrors, vaguely following the plot of The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia. Or, what happens when Orin successfully bargains for his life in exchange for Audrey's freedom. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, 8/24, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Mr. Musnik, Orin S.
Somewhere Safe by He'sAProfessional
Post theatrical cut ending, Audrey wakes up in a hotel with Seymour and reflects on some things. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 390, favs: 1, 8/22, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
Some Nice Hotel by He'sAProfessional
Post theatrical cut ending, Seymour and Audrey check into a hotel together and work through some things. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 672, favs: 1, 8/21, [Audrey, Seymour K.] OC
The Skid Row School For Teens » by He'sAProfessional
A Little Shop of Horrors Modern/High School AU. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 20, words: 32k+, 8/20, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Mr. Musnik, Orin S.
Tearing Together by He'sAProfessional
Post theatrical cut ending, Seymour and Audrey enjoy their new status quo in the comfort of their shared bed.T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 328, favs: 1, 6/14, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
Lift up Your Head by He'sAProfessional
In an ace4ace Seymour x Audrey AU post theatrical cut ending, Audrey reassures Seymour that there's nothing wrong with him and she feels the same way. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 602, favs: 1, 6/6, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
A Humble Proposal by He'sAProfessional
Post theatrical cut ending, Seymour hears about the social convention in which men get down on one knee to propose for the first time.T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 676, favs: 1, 6/5, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
Stray Dogs » by He'sAProfessional
Little Shop of Horrors, but the characters are non-anthropomorphic stray dogs. Content warning for some mature themes. Put /works/56104435/chapters/142508005 after the .org of an archiveofourown url to find character designs for those listed.T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/3, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Orin S.
Second Kiss by meekshallinherit
As it turns out, a first kiss is surprisingly easy when you get swept away in a passionate moment. Seymour has a harder time trying to figure out the second.K+, English, Romance, words: 914, favs: 1, 6/1, [Seymour K., Audrey]
The Entwinement of Pink Lilies and Sweet Williams by He'sAProfessional
The day after the shop collapse, Seymour and Audrey delay their trip to City Hall until the following morning so they can rest and recuperate from their recent experiences together. Content warning for some mature themes. Sex is built up to but not shown.T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 5/8, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
Avocado Slicer-Cut Carrots by He'sAProfessional
Post theatrical cut ending, Audrey cuts carrots in an unconventional way to avoid triggering memories of her past trauma, and Seymour is supportive. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 656, 5/6, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
Grow Hard For Me » by He'sAProfessional
Arthur Denton is hired as a floral arranger at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists and grows close to a certain plant there. Content warning for graphic content.T, English, Romance & Horror, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, 5/2, [Arthur D., Audrey II] [Audrey, Orin S.]
Single Agent » by He'sAProfessional
Mr. Mushnik only hires Audrey to be a floral arranger after the shop starts to make money thanks to Twoey, and Seymour discovers certain revelations about her as their relationship progresses. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 9, words: 12k+, 4/28, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Mr. Musnik, Audrey II
1 Little Shop and Warrior Cats MAP (Multi Animator Project) Scripts » by He'sAProfessional
A few animation scripts for Warrior Cats AUs that are based on and set to songs from Little Shop of Horrors. Content warning for some mature themes and credit to Draikinator for the inspiration for the Dentist!Snowtuft AU. If anyone wants to base any animatics off of any of these please feel free to do so with credit given (and send me a link.)T, English, Drama & Fantasy, chapters: 16, words: 25k+, updated: 4/19 published: 10/9/2023, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Orin S., Audrey II
The Soulmark Shop by meekshallinherit
Another Soulmate AU!K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 4/7, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
2 Limelight » by meekshallinherit
Now that she and Seymour have moved out of Skid Row, Audrey decides to try out a new pastime.K+, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 3/22 published: 1/30, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
Where is My Dentist? by He'sAProfessional
A reprise of Dentist! sung by Arthur Denton as he pines for Orin. Put /krispyy-lotol/742119612659990528 after the .com of a Tumblr url to find the post this was inspired by. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 291, favs: 1, 2/12, Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon, Arthur D.
1 Ethical Consumption » by He'sAProfessional
Twoey is parasitic, and because of this Seymour and Audrey end up having decent communication skills. Which one of these two things is a bigger deal is up for debate. Content warning for graphic content.T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 8k+, 2/2, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Orin S., Audrey II
3 Little Starship » by meekshallinherit
Space AUT, English, Sci-Fi & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 27k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 1/17 published: 9/1/2023, [Audrey, Seymour K.] Audrey II
Follow Him Blindly by He'sAProfessional
Post theatrical-cut ending, Seymour and Audrey run into Audrey's first ex while on a date. Follows my headcanon that Audrey is transfem. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, 12/10/2023, [Audrey, Seymour K.] OC
Jagged Red Lines by He'sAProfessional
Seymour and Audrey share an intimate moment in a hotel room a few days after getting married and are interrupted by the literal scars from her not so distant past. Content warning for graphic content. Sex is built up to but not shown.T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/9/2023, [Audrey, Seymour K.]
A Pleasant Nebraskan Night by He'sAProfessional
A short spin-off of Misadventures in The Middle of Nowhere where Seymour and Audrey do not get rescued before nightfall after their car breaks down and leaves them stranded on their way to their vacation destination. Can be understood without reading the original. Content warning for some mature themes.T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 284, favs: 1, 12/7/2023, [Audrey, Seymour K.]