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for jesus loses his patience with flappy birds

7/27/2016 c1 2YiYangYungDick
Beautiful
6/19/2015 c1 1greasycurtis
Back then they didn't have phones or screens. Even if there were Jesus would not spend His time playing flappy bird He would be teaching people about God. Jesus isn't the kind of person to play on screens.
I AM A BIG JESUS FREAK
He is my protector and I am His Soldier... I want to defend Him from people who joke around with Him...
5/12/2015 c1 1poniespeopleandstuff
I laughed so hard but at the same time I feel greatly offended by this, for I am Christian and this is... Well, disrespectful.
1/23/2015 c1 3Completely Confunded
... This would probably have been
better recieved in some other archive. But, from what I've seen of that game, it's a pretty legit response!
7/23/2014 c1 iamacat
10/10
7/24/2014 c1 20Boromir
You know, having an FF account doesn't mean that you actually HAVE to post every sentence you've ever written. You certainly MAY, but some things are better left unposted!
3/31/2014 c1 6NathanEryk
Seems Legit.
-NathanEryk
3/19/2014 c1 29Man of cartoons
This was just plain wrong. May God have mercy on you even if you don't believe in him.
3/14/2014 c1 FUCK YA BABY
OMG THIS IS GREAT
3/10/2014 c1 what
I don't know how to respond to this

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