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4/23/2019 c1 myafroatemydog
Pretty good chapter
1/9/2019 c126 PLEASE READ ME
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we've got the bomb, that's why
Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas and

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)


I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it
1/9/2019 c126 PLEASE READ ME
...so trunks is inslaved to wonderwomman they have kids and it's a loveless marage he is stuck in pretty much antilove unfulfilling and wrong trunk's is like a teenager why would you cut short his life like that I mean if he was a adult ya maybe but the pharamons are just making him bild up alot of resentment and rage I mean he doesn't even love the (insert dog in heat) wouldn't that just make things werse if he dated wonderwoman and got closer to her and both deciding to have kids and get married ya trunk's would not be the reason the universe is destroyed remember he is only half sayin and the only reason he is acting that way to vageta is because he is a sucky father and an asshole take all the bad quality's of gigamesh from all fate stay Knight is pretty much mixed in a sayin body and you got. Vageta his theam song would be he's an asshole a-s-s-H-o-l-e
12/26/2018 c126 Guest
Man I wish you would have continued with the tournament of power arc and I wish you'd have continued this
12/12/2018 c123 1YeTianshi
Epic, loved it, amazing, a final YEAH!
12/12/2018 c121 YeTianshi
Man, this was an epic DBZxJustice League crossover, definitely the best I've read so far :D
12/11/2018 c117 YeTianshi
Not sure I like the idea of the planets becoming indestructible. Seems like an easy to fear Trunks less rather than trust him with good reason now that he can't just blow the planet up on a whim.

Though I suppose he can still wipe out all living things on it even if the planet is in-tact... Suppose he could also blow up the sun too...
12/11/2018 c109 YeTianshi
Shit... That's a lot of depressing content for one chapter, I hope Trunks has the time to bring everyone back to life with the Dragonballs later.
12/11/2018 c95 YeTianshi
It's baffling that the League can still be worried about the rule of not taking lives in the middle of war, I mean, it's war!
12/10/2018 c82 YeTianshi
While I know the fic is completed so this doesn't matter much in the scheme of things, I'm really hoping we get to see Trunks train Shiva, I've been looking forward to that for a while now. The interaction between THE Lady Shiva and Trunks is bound to be interesting.
12/9/2018 c40 Maximus Prime
12/9/2018 c25 Maximus Prime
Love , love , love Zatanna! I cannot help but think that she left our man Trunks with some lovely imagery !
11/5/2018 c3 Guest
Seriously dude for some one so strong he is getting manipulated easily and that is just plain shit. I mean after all the experience in his world he suddenly cant survive without the justice league that's bullshit manī¸
10/5/2018 c126 5Brian Awesome
Live Long and Prosper.
9/24/2018 c113 Guest
I love the idea that Trunks is the reincarnated of Yamoshi because even though he is war hungry Vegeta's son has a kind heart and righteous personality plus he isn't afraid to stand up to Gods.
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