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10/3/2020 c1 11stevem1
This is hilarious.
5/24/2019 c1 Lilac
If the purebloods were presented like this it would have made the books different, on a related note why would Voldemort want to take over this world? Say what you will about Tom riddle in the books he was a genius in his fifth year he found the chamber of Secrets unaided he also managed to break the record for horcruxes by 6 none till him made more than one-though there may have been a reason for this
2/13/2019 c1 quelpascquelreg
:D hahaha
7/5/2018 c1 BillBrink
This was fun. Mine are livin' down the hollar. Thanks.
2/24/2017 c1 Guest
Wow. I started hearing banjos in my head when I got about a paragraph into this story.
9/19/2016 c1 Artimuos Sen
I think magic triumphs genetics just look at Targerayans everyone is hot to boot and no pure blood could compete to them in their pureness and only few of them goes crazy.
1/19/2016 c1 6jaythekoala
Wow. I totally would like to read more about... erm, Hogcallers. Wouldn't want to go there, though, not if you paid me.
10/18/2015 c1 SonOfNenji

8/24/2015 c1 Smile Black
xD Yes I could totally see that happen xD
8/18/2015 c1 Guest
I guess it just isn't me that hears "Dueling Banjos" in my head whenever I see the word, "Pureblood".

Absolutely hilarious fic! I think I hurt myself laughing.
8/5/2015 c1 5ThousandMastery
If it's hillbillies then it's from HP's generation and onwards since the 'purebloods' were a lot more numerous before the climax of the war. And the purebloods dying out was actually Dumbledore's fault since Voldemort wouldn't had fought any of the opposing purebloods in the first place.
Lily Evans marrying hillbilly Potter? Probably got potioned. Or Harry's actually someone else's child.
5/12/2015 c1 20thepkrmgc
while wizarding culture would probably be more along the lines of habsburg inbreeding then the rural kind, its still a rather apt parody
1/21/2015 c1 15Hamm On Wry
Egad! My family came from the flatlands in Tennessee, on the Kentucky border, but my Great Uncle Harvey married a gal from the mountains of east Tennessee named Myrtle (4 feet tall and 4 feet around) Myrtle never owned a pair of shoes other than work boots until she married Harv and moved to South Fulton. They had 12 kids and loved each other and their kids with a passion. The day after Harv was buried, Myrtle got in their old wagon and headed back to the mountains...

I may just write their story using Harry as Uncle Harv...
12/24/2014 c1 jon reeve
Shewt, I was wundrin why evryone was takin' like Shunpike.
12/10/2014 c1 10SnuggleKitten69
That was beyond disturbing.
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