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7/3 c6 Draco Malfoy
Shows up
You are an idoit.
Becomes misogonist
Leaves.
7/3 c1 CrystalThePotterwing
LMAO best trollfic I've read in a while. I love how you've painted Voldemort as the bad guy whilst giving him logical statements. Like, let's just slap an "evilly" in front of this haha I'm such a troll. Amateur fanfiction writers to this day follow your principle of "When in doubt, adverbs galore"
7/1 c4 Guest
im in love with you
7/1 c3 Kelsey
this is so disrespectful to god. I hope you don't wake up tomorrow
7/1 c2 Guest
Please write me back I need you carnally
7/1 c1 Kelsey
I need you so bad.
6/28 c14 Ethan
100/10 Thank you. i love jesus
6/24 c10 Jesswantstoreadstuff
I GIVE UP! I'M NOT READING ANYMORE OF THIS!
6/24 c6 Jesswantstoreadstuff
Uhm, Luna is Ravenclaw in canon. Not Hufflepuff...
6/24 c3 Jesswantstoreadstuff
Wait, how does Hermione have a different surname from Dumbledore if their family? And I feel like Hermione would be reading a book like maybe the Bible, if you wanted to keep her in character but still include her in this Christian version of Harry Potter.
6/24 c2 Jesswantstoreadstuff
Uhm, if Dumbledore and Minerva are married wouldn't that be a sin, since in canon they have at least 20 years of age apart. But I'm also confused about how Harry immediately knows verses from the Bible
6/24 c1 Jesswantstoreadstuff
I'm sorry, but I read Harry Potter and I haven't turned into a witch. But it is decent!
6/17 c14 Guest
I truly hope that this is trolling, because of this is really a fanfic ,I suspect it is mental child-abuse for anyone under the age of 10.
6/14 c14 j.oy28
LOL
6/7 c1 5Sraosha
It still amazes me that some readers, even after reading the story all the way to the end, still can't spot that it's a trollfic.
I can understand why some reviewers take it seriously and thus let their emotions get the better of them, but the content of the last chapter really should dispel any notion this is a genuine attempt to re-write Harry Potter as a family-friendly Christian story.

I can't say what the author's true intentions were. I doubt they really are a 'proud housewife' called Grace-Ann, though. That must have been a persona created specifically to bait angry readers who label her as a bad mother with outdated views on gender roles.
But their overuse of adjectives really do make it suspicious, especially when it ends up with Harry, an 11-year-old, saying things 'manfully'. Then the way Dean Thomas is always described in a ridiculously positive way that still comes across as blatantly racist - the author must have know what they were doing when they wrote all of his scenes.
And of course, getting the lore of HP so wrong. After finishing the story, it's quite clear the author calculated that to bait HP fans, especially the way they portray Hermione and Ron, or they switch Houses around.

But when you look at Voldemort's lines in the last chapter, the author has clearly admitted that they are indeed a troll. And looking at the reviews, they got the reaction they were looking for. Or perhaps a stronger reaction. Since the author seems to suggest that, because of the sheer vitriol from readers that couldn't see they were joking, they wouldn't write anymore, and to this day have remained silent.

Even after all these years, people still read the fic, and take it at face value. They try to dismantle the author's beliefs, assuming those were genuine in the first place. And while these are problematic views to have, that's precisely what the author wrote them to be.

To keep it brief, don't take fics like these at face value. Think critically, and spot the signs that the author is deliberately inciting knee-jerk reactions in the many, many pages of reviews.
This is satire, carefully crafted to poke fun at attitudes towards Christianity, gender roles, Harry Potter, etc.
If you're reading a fic like this, and feel the need to write a review calling the author a bigot etc, take a deep breath and read over it carefully. Don't let an author like this fool you.

Unfortunately, even after I post this review there are still going to be dozens of ones that can't spot satire. At least I tried.
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