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4/3/2018 c1 Mikemadrox
Good job madre. keep writing this one.
2/26/2018 c1 biblepam
I truly enjoy a story with lots of sarcasm so I was wondering if you were going to write more than this one chapter. I see it's been a few years since you wrote this, so I'm guessing the answer is negative but thought I'd ask for the hell of it anyway!
9/7/2016 c1 23shouldbecleaning
If I offered you cash... would you please continue this story?
10/24/2015 c1 4snowflakelover
I like this Edward, he's less of a tight ass
8/13/2015 c1 Atwiggs
I think it takes guts to write. I always thought that when I retired I would give it a try. My whole life changed and I am bedridden now. Anyway I think you are doing fine on this one so far. It's hard to get attention on here especially when you first start as a new writer. Don't give up sweetie!
3/19/2015 c1 Mitzi1958
More please! Like what are his thoughts whe falls in love with Bella? What does he think about her body? Yes I know he wants to drink her blood but what does he think about her body? Come on he has got to be thinking of very sarcastic thoughts about her mouth, her eys, her voice, her boobs, her ass!give us real life! Like when he stays with her at night when she passes gas! We all so it and at night you have no control over it! I hope you write more, this is different!
10/2/2014 c1 nix69
Sounds really good. Loving this Edward. Can't wait for more!
10/1/2014 c1 6Shadow Masen
Nice start! Can't wait to see where you're going!
10/1/2014 c1 sw1120
A nice start. I look forward to seeing where you take it.
10/1/2014 c1 36jmolly
Keep going. :)
10/1/2014 c1 9sherryola
Already this is hilarious. You made me smile and it's been a long hard day. I hope you continue. It will be fun to see where it goes. love your penname too!
10/1/2014 c1 tcszalter
I look forward to seeing where this goes:) thanks for sharing!
10/1/2014 c1 chatnoirmd
I actually really like this Edward! His fine ass indeed ;)
10/1/2014 c1 sshart
Love it!

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