Just In
for Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous

12/25/2020 c16 1Joe Lawyer
I feel for Harry. This is ridiculous how hard it's been to get laid. This isn't a fairy tale world. It has monsters in the forms of orcs and goblins who raid villages and freaking eat people. That's pretty common. Prostitutes would exist. It wouldn't be that hard to find.
12/25/2020 c16 SomeGuyFawkes
Never touch a girl with a case of (the) clams.
12/25/2020 c16 l4w
Poor Harry and now an unlucky snot that has the Ring is going to get punished.
Thanks, I am looking forward to more of this fun story.
Happy Holidays
12/25/2020 c16 2Goldenfightergirl
Man Harry. Just give it up and wait until you get older in a century lmao. XD
12/25/2020 c16 BigRig2.0
oh come on
12/25/2020 c14 AnimeA55Kicker
You absolute madman. I was crying laughing.
12/25/2020 c16 The Morphin' Physic4ist
I never knew that, for elves, blue balls is the way to go. All this interesting stuff left out of the mythologies. I love learning...
12/25/2020 c16 Nathanael of House Willum
Poor Harry, all for naught. Thank you for the Christmas present, missed this story, and looking forward to more
12/25/2020 c16 2Bloodfox64
The joke is actually funny to me, but I wonder just what sort of lengths you'll have to go in order to keep cock-blocking Harry...
12/25/2020 c16 8zephyr hb
poor Harry, he is going to blue ball all the way to the end of this fic.
Merry xmas.
12/25/2020 c16 red demon161
I'm actually starting to feel bad for Harry. In his world he didn't have to go far for some tail now he can't find any. That poor girl will need counseling.
12/25/2020 c16 PythonAnon
Oh this harry...

Thank you for the updates and happy Christmas!
12/25/2020 c16 2HpFaN2o0r
Hilarious. He should be more aware of what he's doing.
12/25/2020 c16 medon
The 'obsessed with sex' joke has quite thoroughly run its course. This story needs something more substantial than that to sustain itself on, and you seem to have excluded anything of the kind.
12/25/2020 c16 8DancingDragonGirl9
This was a most hilarious Christmas present! Hurrah for shellfish, puns and a good chuckle. May you have a merry season!
1,423 « Prev Page 1 .. 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 16 .. Last Next »

Twitter . Help . Sign Up . Cookies . Privacy . Terms of Service