for A Cadmean Victory1/10 c88 G Fawkes
Your thinking vultures. Buzzards. Condors. Crows and ravens are NOT bald.
Your thinking vultures. Buzzards. Condors. Crows and ravens are NOT bald.
1/8 c86 G Fawkes
Five gallon bucket of "DUH!" Dumbledore is an alchemist. They cut their teeth on potions, and can do Arithmancy and Runes in their sleep. Dumbles is a better potioneer at 111 and half withered, than Snape ever has been!
Five gallon bucket of "DUH!" Dumbledore is an alchemist. They cut their teeth on potions, and can do Arithmancy and Runes in their sleep. Dumbles is a better potioneer at 111 and half withered, than Snape ever has been!
1/8 c84 G Fawkes
Harry came from Snape's room, AFTER defense class. Not even dinner time yet. He's not out after curfew, and neither is Hermione. It must be, what, all of 6:15pm?!
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Omake
(Dumbles). Now Harry, surely you do not intend to live the rest of your life with a GIRL! All that icky, squicky, vagina nonsense! You would be so much happier with a mature, wise, MANLY lover. Someone who forces you to bite your pillow every night, before spooning and cuddling, after.
(Harry) Uh, no! What's kadavra!
Harry came from Snape's room, AFTER defense class. Not even dinner time yet. He's not out after curfew, and neither is Hermione. It must be, what, all of 6:15pm?!
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Omake
(Dumbles). Now Harry, surely you do not intend to live the rest of your life with a GIRL! All that icky, squicky, vagina nonsense! You would be so much happier with a mature, wise, MANLY lover. Someone who forces you to bite your pillow every night, before spooning and cuddling, after.
(Harry) Uh, no! What's kadavra!
1/8 c82 G Fawkes
With the rune work of the four rituals he's done, he could probably pass that NEWT already. Pass, not get an EE or an O. Why screw around with Arithmancy?
With the rune work of the four rituals he's done, he could probably pass that NEWT already. Pass, not get an EE or an O. Why screw around with Arithmancy?
1/8 c80 G Fawkes
Why is Katie back in the cafe again?! Her mother was working in St Mungo's, and they had closed THEIR cafe. Dad re-upped with the hit wizards. Did someone else buy it. The Death Eaters came THERE TO KILL HER! she has NO business being there!
Why is Katie back in the cafe again?! Her mother was working in St Mungo's, and they had closed THEIR cafe. Dad re-upped with the hit wizards. Did someone else buy it. The Death Eaters came THERE TO KILL HER! she has NO business being there!
1/8 c79 G Fawkes
Your numbers are ridiculous.
A thousand good guys dead, and 800 bad guys. Voldemort's inner circle in Canon was TWENTY FOUR places in the circle at the cemetery. Some dead. Some jailed. Some missing.
If there are, were, maybe ten thousand Magicals in the UK, and most of them are worthless sheep out in the fringes, there aren't eighteen hundred people involved enough, let alone important enough, to die, and still have a government, OR an opposition! The Ministry is a few hundred clerks and lackeys. Fifty or less aurora for ALL of England, Scotland, and Ireland COMBINED. Maybe a dozen hit wizards? Its not an army. Neither side has an army. The death eaters ate a few dozen
Your numbers are ridiculous.
A thousand good guys dead, and 800 bad guys. Voldemort's inner circle in Canon was TWENTY FOUR places in the circle at the cemetery. Some dead. Some jailed. Some missing.
If there are, were, maybe ten thousand Magicals in the UK, and most of them are worthless sheep out in the fringes, there aren't eighteen hundred people involved enough, let alone important enough, to die, and still have a government, OR an opposition! The Ministry is a few hundred clerks and lackeys. Fifty or less aurora for ALL of England, Scotland, and Ireland COMBINED. Maybe a dozen hit wizards? Its not an army. Neither side has an army. The death eaters ate a few dozen
1/8 c78 G Fawkes
Wow! That second ritual WAS good for Fleur. Assuming you couldn't possibly make a spelling mistake, she "peaked" before it had hardly begun! How nice for her.
("peeked" works better for the story, but isn't nearly as fun)
Wow! That second ritual WAS good for Fleur. Assuming you couldn't possibly make a spelling mistake, she "peaked" before it had hardly begun! How nice for her.
("peeked" works better for the story, but isn't nearly as fun)
1/7 c77 G Fawkes
Revealing chair? How does THAT work? Flitwick teaches chairs now? I EFFING hate it when someone doesn't care enough to g*ddamn proofread!
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I have a sign on my woodshop door that says something like "If a man says he's going to do something, then he will do it. And he doesn't need reminding of it every six months!
Revealing chair? How does THAT work? Flitwick teaches chairs now? I EFFING hate it when someone doesn't care enough to g*ddamn proofread!
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I have a sign on my woodshop door that says something like "If a man says he's going to do something, then he will do it. And he doesn't need reminding of it every six months!
1/6 c76 G Fawkes
and then you will understand that we even once more.
WTF?
Could you just maybe finish a sentence with ALL the words, just ONCE, when it matters?!
and then you will understand that we even once more.
WTF?
Could you just maybe finish a sentence with ALL the words, just ONCE, when it matters?!
1/5 c73 G Fawkes
"ARE YOU A WIZARD, OR NOT?!"
Just make the single bed into a queen, king, or whatever. Four poster, sleigh bed, who cares. If you can make a lifelike crow, I'm guessing he can double the size of a bed!
It's a double. Even better! But why not just sleep there? Spoon right up against her, and talk about the first thing that comes up. (grin)
"ARE YOU A WIZARD, OR NOT?!"
Just make the single bed into a queen, king, or whatever. Four poster, sleigh bed, who cares. If you can make a lifelike crow, I'm guessing he can double the size of a bed!
It's a double. Even better! But why not just sleep there? Spoon right up against her, and talk about the first thing that comes up. (grin)
1/3 c67 G Fawkes
"Carven" is apparently 'archaic(?)'. I was about to ask wtf, but I googled it. Maybe you limeys use it ?
"Carven" is apparently 'archaic(?)'. I was about to ask wtf, but I googled it. Maybe you limeys use it ?
1/2 c65 G Fawkes
Per A/N, which I normally refuse to read, this one was an accident. There are SO MANY 'word' mistakes, I couldn't possibly care about WRONG quotation marks.
(the differences between British English and American are fascinating!)
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Acerbating?
Per A/N, which I normally refuse to read, this one was an accident. There are SO MANY 'word' mistakes, I couldn't possibly care about WRONG quotation marks.
(the differences between British English and American are fascinating!)
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Acerbating?
1/2 c64 G Fawkes
The three Unforgivables CANNOT BE BLOCKED by a magical shield.
Stunners are for pussies! Stop letting the good guys cast stupid, worthless, non lethal, crap spells!
The three Unforgivables CANNOT BE BLOCKED by a magical shield.
Stunners are for pussies! Stop letting the good guys cast stupid, worthless, non lethal, crap spells!
1/2 c60 G Fawkes
WHERE in the...heck... would smoke go, from down in the Chamber, and how in TF would he watch it rise up into the SKY?!
The chamber is UNDER the school and part of the LAKE! It's a black hole of sewer pipes above it, and a mermaid village, and a squid. There is NO sky. No air shaft, no skylight. Just a cave ceiling, whether manmade or natural.
I LOVE the funeral pyre... But it couldn't happen.
WHERE in the...heck... would smoke go, from down in the Chamber, and how in TF would he watch it rise up into the SKY?!
The chamber is UNDER the school and part of the LAKE! It's a black hole of sewer pipes above it, and a mermaid village, and a squid. There is NO sky. No air shaft, no skylight. Just a cave ceiling, whether manmade or natural.
I LOVE the funeral pyre... But it couldn't happen.