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10/5/2018 c2 thekingofthebears
I looked at the reviews...

Kling off wtf
10/5/2018 c1 thekingofthebears
One word

7/11/2018 c5 kling off
He was sent to the north, and there he found a very, very disturbing sight, Darth Jar Jar, watching porn, wanking, lighting coming forth from the tips of his fingers, shocking his lil gungan warrior he was pleasing, but he ignored it. Jar Jar was watching no ordinary porn though, he was watching a gay porno, between an elf, a man, a dwarf, a twi'lek, a wookie, and a former imperial soldier, you see, this was a gay orgee, between many. Jar Jar reached climax, shooting gungan cream all throughout the area he resided in. Vader realized that the sight of this made him rock hard, as he has a new humanoid form that can get horny. Vader pulled down his pants, releasing a true monster, this monster was approximately 14 1/3 inches long, vader snuck over to Jar Jar, picked him up, and shoved the entire length into Jar Jar's hole, Jar Jar screamed in pain, being Vader was raping him, Vader released all his sith power into Jar Jar, enough so o where Jar Ja shot off Vaders monster and hit the roof, snapping his neck instantly. Vader then continued on his journey.

The End :)
6/6/2017 c5 Warhogg
Not as good as rein of Sauron but still pretty impressive, being that you tried to combine a fantasy with a sci-fi fantasy! The names are hilarious and the chapters are a bit short but it's still a kick-ass fanfic with a bloody big cliffhanger ending!
5/2/2017 c1 Spaceballs lolz
I like it so far.
2/22/2016 c4 15Ranger's Scop
I don't mind short chapters...I MIND CLIFFHANGERS AAH! Prithee continue before thine follower goes crazy with waiting :D
2/17/2016 c3 Ranger's Scop
Please Continue!
2/5/2016 c3 Frozen862
Interesting, but the chapters are a little short.

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