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8/15/2019 c1 honest reviews
when i was reading hetalia shit in 2019 under the flimsy hotel provided pillow sham that happens to be the size of my unborn child's entire body, this fanfiction stood out to me. thank you for blessing me with 'merica's nutfic, i couldnt have asked for anything more. if i were you i would regret writing this. sincerity, a homeless and pregnant weaboo.
4/29/2018 c1 13Ephemeral Cry Wolf
I honestly don't know if I regret clicking, but I feel really salty right now from the amount of splooge I just read. Damnit America, this is why no nuts is better, then you can be INDEPENDENT
1/1/2018 c1 sasunaru13
Lmaooo this is a really cracky but still amusing representation of America's political modern state. Totally love the kinda rusame bits too although maybe it's sarcastically done lol
12/29/2017 c1 Anon
Hah. Very salty indeed.
12/29/2017 c1 Lanky Kong
Looks like I'm moving to japan.. HECC YEAH GREEN TEA KIT KAT BARS!
12/28/2017 c1 10Sky-Hetalia-Trash
i honestly regret clicking on this jesus fuck
12/28/2017 c1 1ThePatheticProfession
You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

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