for Harry the weapon4/29 c4 Guest
I never knew I wanted a good guardian Vernon AU before but damn am I happy it exists. I’ve only ever seen it done with Petunia and Dudley, I hope there’s more out there. It’s also hysterical to think that Vernon actually being a decent person would result in a Harry that is still good but absolutely feral.
This was a fun ride, though I will admit the last chapter was weak, an epilogue chapter catching up with everyone afterwards would’ve worked better. There’s a lot of potential left on the table because of it, like seeing if Ron ever grew up and his reaction to Percy marrying Hermione, who somehow still ended up with a Weasley. Also how the wizarding world changes now that they’re able to use technology, reform discriminatory laws, and just stop so stagnant in general.
Oh well, it was still worth reading, if only for the glorious image of Lucius Malfoy terrorising his peers in a helicopter, laughing maniacally. Honestly a whole mood ngl
I never knew I wanted a good guardian Vernon AU before but damn am I happy it exists. I’ve only ever seen it done with Petunia and Dudley, I hope there’s more out there. It’s also hysterical to think that Vernon actually being a decent person would result in a Harry that is still good but absolutely feral.
This was a fun ride, though I will admit the last chapter was weak, an epilogue chapter catching up with everyone afterwards would’ve worked better. There’s a lot of potential left on the table because of it, like seeing if Ron ever grew up and his reaction to Percy marrying Hermione, who somehow still ended up with a Weasley. Also how the wizarding world changes now that they’re able to use technology, reform discriminatory laws, and just stop so stagnant in general.
Oh well, it was still worth reading, if only for the glorious image of Lucius Malfoy terrorising his peers in a helicopter, laughing maniacally. Honestly a whole mood ngl
4/24 c1 Guest
Why you hate Harry? Paired with Millie? I threw up and skipped the rest of the fic.
Why you hate Harry? Paired with Millie? I threw up and skipped the rest of the fic.
4/20 c4 a reader fan
Thank you for this charming story! I enjoyed it very much.
Thank you for this charming story! I enjoyed it very much.
4/20 c4 CRIMSONFOX
DUDE THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST HARRY POTTER FIC IN ENTIRETY OF HP FANFIC COMMUNITY... U JUST CANT GET BETTER THAN THIS ... THE EPITOME OF SUCCESS OF ALL THE IDEAS WHERE JK HAD ORIGINALLY FAILED WITH THE CANON SERIES... HATS OFF MATE BRILLIANT FIC ... KEEP UUP THE GOOD WORK... GOD BLESS U
DUDE THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST HARRY POTTER FIC IN ENTIRETY OF HP FANFIC COMMUNITY... U JUST CANT GET BETTER THAN THIS ... THE EPITOME OF SUCCESS OF ALL THE IDEAS WHERE JK HAD ORIGINALLY FAILED WITH THE CANON SERIES... HATS OFF MATE BRILLIANT FIC ... KEEP UUP THE GOOD WORK... GOD BLESS U
4/18 c1 a reader fan
I am enjoying this tale.
Muggles Rule! Dark Lords Drool!
I am enjoying this tale.
Muggles Rule! Dark Lords Drool!
4/2 c4 
2D72
I have never seen a fic be kind to filch, and it honestly makes me sad.
I have also never seen Lucius Malfoy Wizardbaiting in a helicopter. That is fantastic.
This fic was a joy, and my only complaint is it isn't one of those weird fics that go on for a million words.
But there is absolutely a time and place for utility, and this fic did wrap itself up nicely.
Harry Bulstrode Harrying terrorists in a harrier off a carrier would be nice though...
2D72I have never seen a fic be kind to filch, and it honestly makes me sad.
I have also never seen Lucius Malfoy Wizardbaiting in a helicopter. That is fantastic.
This fic was a joy, and my only complaint is it isn't one of those weird fics that go on for a million words.
But there is absolutely a time and place for utility, and this fic did wrap itself up nicely.
Harry Bulstrode Harrying terrorists in a harrier off a carrier would be nice though...
3/20 c1 3Damien Evermere
Ron Weasley tried a roundhouse kick? someone who has never seen a martial art film and hasnt been trained no I"m sorry realistically its likely who would have tried to stomp on Harry's leg if he tried to kock but its way more likely he just threw a punch.
3Damien EvermereRon Weasley tried a roundhouse kick? someone who has never seen a martial art film and hasnt been trained no I"m sorry realistically its likely who would have tried to stomp on Harry's leg if he tried to kock but its way more likely he just threw a punch.
3/11 c1 TrumpasaurusRex
"Are your whole family stupid, Weasley?" asked Harry "I heard your mother telling every mundane in England how there were too many of them, and how she couldn't remember which platform to use, despite having already brought a positive hoard of you to school. Your prefect brother knows what's what, he remembered the statute of secrecy, but maybe it's all the childbearing has drained your mother's brain out between her legs. Never heard of contraceptives I suppose as well as being a big blood snob to complain about muggles using their own railway station."
I laughed so hard at this paragraph. Childbearing has drained your mother’s brain out between her legs? Genius.
"Are your whole family stupid, Weasley?" asked Harry "I heard your mother telling every mundane in England how there were too many of them, and how she couldn't remember which platform to use, despite having already brought a positive hoard of you to school. Your prefect brother knows what's what, he remembered the statute of secrecy, but maybe it's all the childbearing has drained your mother's brain out between her legs. Never heard of contraceptives I suppose as well as being a big blood snob to complain about muggles using their own railway station."
I laughed so hard at this paragraph. Childbearing has drained your mother’s brain out between her legs? Genius.
3/4 c3 40Concolor44
Just finished this marvelous little romp for the second time, and it was every bit as much fun as the first go-round. Kudos!
40Concolor44Just finished this marvelous little romp for the second time, and it was every bit as much fun as the first go-round. Kudos!