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3/1/2020 c1 24Rose d'Epine
OMG, you know I've always wonder about how vampire deals with fart and other human noises. And the Cullen went to school, some girls probably had their period and like... you know how they deal with it.
I find it funny and interesting to read.
5/27/2018 c1 2Kemq
Good one shot.
5/22/2018 c1 106Theadosia57
Funny, I can see that, he can cope with their emotions, but not the farting lol xx
5/15/2018 c1 59GeezerWench

Though I had to look up shigellosis. Never heard of it.

Anyhow, so glad the Volturi didn't end up killing Jasper.

I've wondered that myself—about internal and external body noises. I just figured it was a group of noises that would be blocked out, become part of the background noise. Like isn't there almost always a breeze? So tree limbs would be rustling. There's water flowing, traffic, animals creeping around in the woods, people moving and their clothes swishing. So much noise out there!

And no wonder Emmett would be happy all the time. Imagine the giggles from him every time somebody farted. Of course, Emmett would be the one to laugh at farts!
5/13/2018 c1 1catgrl
Oh wow that was a very different side to Jasper..
5/11/2018 c1 Slkupfer87
Loved it! Absolutely hilarious!

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