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3/15/2022 c1 Guest
Sigma grindset
9/3/2019 c1 Guest
What the fuck is this story
7/15/2019 c1 Guest
Hahaha brilliant! This was even better than my expectations!
4/7/2019 c1 1Dragon Bone Z
Jayne being Jaune denser than adamantium.
3/22/2019 c1 IROCK108
9/27/2018 c1 Gabriel H. Sapphire
...What a nice alt ending.
9/20/2018 c1 6Roku - Molester of Science
In the words of the Mad Titan:

'It does put a smile on my face'

If possible it might be even funnier if you could add dialogue.
8/7/2018 c1 4kingpariah
I laughed throughout the whole fic.

Seriously, how can someone be that blind?! The only shot I can forgive him for is cocos, and pyrrhas. I can let that one slide. But ruby? And yang? No, he gets a kick to the head for that one.

Missing velvets hint gets him Nora breaking his legs! How the bleeping hell can Jaune miss that hint?! Has he never seen a phone number in his life?!

Blakes hint could be excused since he didn't know bout the book. But him wondering why Glynda wanted to give a sex en demo was just painful to read.

"Was he really that unattractive and repulsive?". No you're not jaune. You're not the best I've seen, but there are worse looking guys out there.

"Was he destined to be alone and a virgin for the rest of his life?" With that brain? Oh bleep the hell yeah!

That alt ending was unexpected and weird. Not the weirdest (pause) which is surprising, but definitely unexpected.

Anyway, great fic. I kinda feel bad for jaune but at the same time I'm like 'you brought this on yourself'.


8/5/2018 c1 64May Ravenstaff
That was honestly more enjoyable than I expected! Well done, and nice work with the pacing
7/25/2018 c1 1
Breh, this is amazing!

Clever take on ignoramus Jaune here. Blueballing hisself and not knowing any better.

But the alt ending. Dayum! XD
7/22/2018 c1 15RisingGear
an entertaining read as always.
7/22/2018 c1 ghost117239
That ending with Glynda reminded me of a line from "Colt .45" by Afro Man xD. So oblivious...
7/22/2018 c1 6Vanishing Trooper
The cover art for this story really sells the situation.
7/22/2018 c1 1HeavyandHardcore
It’s strange how hilariously stupid Jaune is lol. If I knew a dude like this I’d probably kick his ass for being a freakin’ idiot. Well done
7/22/2018 c1 Story idea
Now I want this but as a whole story. I wanna know the details, the conversations they had, and I wanna see the frustrations as Jaune obliviously friendzones them. Until he has a whole harem of unknowingly friendzoned girls, and try as they might to lay with him, he just sees them as friends and accidentally turns them down.

The usual harem, except without the annoying part where the MC is a little whiny bitchboy that gets punched to the ground just because he accidentally grazed one of the girl's breasts. And especially no more of that blushing, 'GOMENASAI!' barrage shit whenever he finds himself into awkward positions. He'll just think of it as nothing and move on.

Instead of accidentally walking on someone naked, and keep on staring like the not-pervert the usual harem MC is, the girls will have a hard time making Jaune accidentally see them naked, as he's got the experience of living with seven sisters! So he knows how to dodge awkward situations, and even turn it around. No more of that 'B-baka! Pervert-san!' bullshit, because try as they might, Jaune takes no bullshit! He'll explain himself in a quick and logical way, as he especially detests misunderstandings without giving the person the chance to explain themselves.

Instead of stammering and stuttering as he gets kicked through the ceiling, like the usual bitch harem MC, Jaune will dodge, and evade, and even block if he can. Cause he ain't taking no shit from no one. He lived with seven sisters, so he ain't afraid to get rough with the girls, he'll definitely be on the offensive. Especially when it's a misunderstanding. Cause too many times has he been in trouble due to misunderstanding, and he ain't letting it ruin him anymore.

So fuck you cliche harem tropes! Fuck you and your bitchy-ass whiny-fucker needle-balled shitty-shit-shit stuttering twinklefuck stammering blushing sorry-for-fucks-all noodle-spined dickless wimpy cocklicked namby-pamby pussboy pansyassed chicken-shit cumsnot limped-ball complaining motherfucker innard-bursting-pounded-anus little shit-sniffing fucking milksop mouth-fuckingly cowardly cuntbag turgid-wheat-licked prissy pissy sissy milksop semen stain glittered cupcake of an MC.

Man, those MC's are fucking annoying as fuck. I'm all up for watching a loser guy getting into awkward situations, but some of the stuff are just too much for a normal fucking person to take. Like, jeez. That shit is downright abuse. Call the cops, fight back, punch them back, puke out blood and show them the damage they've done and guilt trip them. Completely ignore them in favour of the one girl that is not beating you up as if you're not a human being, or better yet get a restraining order.
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