11/3/2018 c1 John
I'm getting sick of these Kamina's a mary sue paragon stories, he's pretty much admitted he was the beta incel to Simon's chad and acts like a glorious maximus to hide his faggotry and sense of fear in order for simon to be the hero he never can. Spider-Man doesn't need the shitty dollar store version of Ryoma Hagure to give Peter a pep talk, he's actually more of a seasoned and ideal person than Kamina has ever been, and is more maturely capable of finding hope again in despair.

If Spidey was written properly to reverse his marriage or stop OMD, he'd be capable of stopping it himself. While telling off Kamina as a dumb ignorant kid who doesn't know his classic super mecha clichés from his superhero ones.

Heres how it would go to me

Peter had immediately rejected Mephisto, Empowered by the spiritual presence of Madame Web Mephisto was met with a punch to the face(which didn't hurt the hell lord but did force him back considerably)which supernatural effects channeled a portal made of spider totem magic as well as encasing the unholy lord in mystical webbing which was a forcefield that was created by madame web to encase skyfather level beings.

Peter knew he needed Madame Web and the Web of Life's power to defeat Mephisto so with Madam Web working on the clock to charge peter slowly with the forces of the mystic spider totem force of all spidermen and women, Peter settled in real space and forced the Hell Lord back into his own dimension with the punch being a manifestation of his will to achieve his own principles(and his uncle ben's spirit), his pure heart, and soul to break the contract and free his marriage from being enslaved, Peter with the help of madame web, Spidey used his totem abilites to trap Mephisto in a temporary prison in the hell lords demension, managing to trap him for a while before forming back into reality. Kamina then shows up ready to stupidly punch Peter in the face thinking he can solve the problem immediately. After Spider-Man's spidey sense triggered, he sees the young man and intercepts, about to lay the mother of pipe bombs on the dai gurren leader.

Spider-Man after catching Kamina's fist and announcing his entrance: Dude, chill out, this ain't japan and I ain't your "anki". If you're here to keep me from being bummed out,Thanks but no thanks, Junior. I got this and got no intention of letting Mephisto get away with taking my wife away from me, but seriously calm down, campy catch phrases and yells are cool, but you ain't got the gift for it. First of all, Mephisto is stronger than you, no "leeroy jenkins" mumbo jumbo's gonna get a scratch on him, secondly, who are you calling kid? I'm pretty sure I'm like older than you and am allow to call you "squirt", seriously dude respect your elders. If you wanna team up beating red hot dumpster fire called the devil, that's fine, but before you lay down a power preach on me, let me tell you something, you're the one who needs to grit those teeth, cuz you're too reckless kiddo. My uncle once said with great power comes great responsibility, I know what it's like thinking that you gotta press on and make the best of it, I know that. Appreciate the attempt to cheer me up, but you gotta think before you act, being strong and tough ain't enough, you gotta wisen up and stop letting your emotions dictate everything. You gotta a brother to mentor(Miles) and lover(Mary Jane)? same here, bro. Yet I provide for them as a real man, not some hotblooded shonen cliché that hates getting haircuts. But if you wanna help me beat down on some red hot devil ass, you gotta take a page from my book, timing and a plan.

Kamina reflecting on Spider-Man's ownage: Damn...I feel like such a tool. Gotta say, you may be more manly than me, Bug boy.

Spider-Man: Yeah, I've been at this longer than you have, been busting out the hero speeches and catching purse snatchers since I was 14, it's a why I'm the Neighborhood Friendly handsome fella you see standing in front of you. You've got great power Kamina, greater power than me, but you gotta to grow up and become more responsible for the people you want to protect. That's how Team WallCrawler Rolls.

Kamina with a geniune smile that just heard the words his father left him

Kamina then with a turned cheeky grin: Yeah you're right, I'll be more mature from now on. But only the Great and Badass Kamina is allowed to say "how stuff rolls", stick to your own playground catchphrases Webby.

Spider-Man with a equally met cheeky gin under his mask: Dude, your catchphrases suck, no one older than 12 would say that at a party. Also, those 2 nicknames aimed at me were past the playful banter limit, mazinger lite. Leave the playful banter to the cool heroes like me, kay Koji Kabuto? Now back to the plan, first we gotta wait for my super old medium to show up...

Kamina: SCREW WAITING, I WANT TO KICK SOME SATANIC ASS ALREADY! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I A...

Spider-Man facepalms after he webs his mouth: This kid is as hopeless as Deadpool. I SAID CHILL!

End

9/29/2018 c1 3Rivet94
you had me at kamina