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11/27/2018 c1 Luluislove33
Cool. But sad.
11/26/2018 c1 gginsc
Why would he lie to his daughter as his final act?
11/17/2018 c1 scrappy8
great job
11/17/2018 c1 GodIsAGungan
The day started off weird enough for Jar Jar Mortdecai with some lovely morning munchen. Then he heard some loud nyyyaaaaing and looked around. There were a bunch of giant weeaboos heading straight for him! He started sobbing and levitated right into the path of a fabulous man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Mortdecai to the forest floor and the weeaboos passed them by.

Jar Jar Mortdecai introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Levi, a Jedi poser. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Mortdecai. Mesa Your Humble body pillow.'

They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Levi's padawan King Julien Kenobi. Jar Jar Mortdecai offered to take Qui-Gon Levi and King Julien Kenobi to his home city of Toys-R-Us-Gunga.

When they arrived at Toys-R-Us-Gunga Boss Melman , with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a neon furry oc to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Mortdecai said 'Better transgender here than transgender In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the neon furry oc with Qui-Gon Levi and King Julien Kenobi.

While traveling through the Core the neon furry oc was almost obliterated by a kiss sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another marry sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Levi to say 'There’s always a bigger emo kid.' Jar Jar Mortdecai explained why he had been expunged from Toys-R-Us-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say kiss den marrying Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den expunged .'

The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core ball pit. They then went to Hot Topic where they rescued Queen Hillary Clinton from the Anime Fan Federation. They got on Hillary Clinton's Nimbus 3000 and headed towards Planet Puberty. 'What a horrible morning' thought Jar Jar Mortdecai 'Mesa hope nothing else wonderful happens!'

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