for Hiccstrid smut-shots1/17/2019 c10 Calvin
For the consummation night, I want Astrid to nervously ask Hiccup if he really is ready for what’s about to happen and have Hiccup confidently tell her he has been ready ever since they started dating because he loves her with all his heart. These words of genuine love and truth assuage Astrid to allow Hiccup to make love with her and they proceed to passionately have sex.
For the consummation night, I want Astrid to nervously ask Hiccup if he really is ready for what’s about to happen and have Hiccup confidently tell her he has been ready ever since they started dating because he loves her with all his heart. These words of genuine love and truth assuage Astrid to allow Hiccup to make love with her and they proceed to passionately have sex.
1/16/2019 c11 Guest
I’m sorry if I offended u about the Jack Frost thing, but I hate when people have to put other characters from different movies and make a straight character a homosexual. No hate.
I’m sorry if I offended u about the Jack Frost thing, but I hate when people have to put other characters from different movies and make a straight character a homosexual. No hate.
1/15/2019 c11 Calvin
House Rule #37: Never leave the food out for the pets (I made up that one just now. And believe me, I too had my own experiences with my dogs getting food of the table and the counter)
House Rule #37: Never leave the food out for the pets (I made up that one just now. And believe me, I too had my own experiences with my dogs getting food of the table and the counter)
1/15/2019 c10 Calvin
I actually got some more ideas I hope you can do next:
After an argument, Hiccup and Astrid regret what they said to each other and apologize after they had time to cool down. Immediately, they decide to have sex to show the other how much they still love other.
Astrid and Hiccup are having an argument about Chiefing duties and after they accidentally say some pretty nice and sexy comments to each other (Hiccup saying Astrid's breasts and ass are beautifully huge and Astrid telling Hiccup's got a enormous dick and sexy muscles), they proceed to have "angry" sex. (Although it is questionable if they were really still angry at each other or not)
Astrid admits that Hiccup being assertive turns her on, so Hiccup decides to show how assertive he can be.
Hiccup and Astrid encounter a dragon that produces highly-concentrated pheromones that cause one's ecstasy to go through the roof. They are immediately infected by the dragon's pheromones and they proceed to have sex out in the open. When the others arrive, they see Hiccup and Astrid making love and decide to leave them alone, but not before commenting on the action (Snotlout being freaked out, Fishlegs absolutely embarrassed at the sight, Tuffnut and Ruffnut , Valka reminescing about how she and Stoick used to be like Astrid and Hiccup when they were younger, Gobber congratulating Hiccup for taking the initiative, Eret impressed at how long they're going at it, and the dragons interested at how humans mate).
Hiccup and Astrid's kink in their sex life is that they like to act like dragons and Hiccup is the dominant male while Astrid is the submissive female. Astrid puts on puppy eyes and tells Hiccup she's been a good dragon. Hiccup teases her and asks her if she was a good dragon during foreplay and after some playful debate, Hiccup then goes Astrid and humps her dragonstyle, with Astrid moaning for him to go faster, demanding that she wants him to rough her up.
A little montage of Hiccup and Astrid's sex life with snippets of their activities and positions (kinda like the Deadpool sex montage, but set in the Viking age) told in their point-of-view through the weeks and months (during holidays, celebrations, or regular days).
During their wedding anniversary, Astrid gives Hiccup a little gift (a brand new cape decorated with leftover dragon scales) and in return Hiccup gives his gift to Astrid (a golden necklace similar to that of their betrothal necklace). However, when they get back home, Hiccup gives out his true gift to Astrid for tonight, himself. She accepts and they proceed to make rough, passionate love to each other all night long. The next morning, they awake satisfied and content after what happened, only for someone to knock at their door. They answer the person who knocked at the door (they didn't bother getting dressed, so they remained naked) and he complains that they were going at it like a couple of horny Night Furies on a hot Thors-day evening during a lunar eclipse. They apologize to the man and tell him they'll try to keep it down. The man mutters something like he heard that one before. Hiccup and Astrid can't help but giggle at what happened, with Hiccup commenting if they what the man said was true. Astrid seductively asks him if they should find out, with Hiccup agreeing to his wife's request, leading them to having another round of sex or more. Next door, the man sees them having sex through his window and looks at the readers, commenting on Hiccup and Astrid's sex life ("Dang. One minute they doing things professionally together. The next minute, they can't stand nor bare not having a lot of sex with each other. Seriously, those two really need to lay off the aphrodisiacs. They'll crash in the next hour or two. [hears them orgasm before a couple of thuds in the house] I stand corrected. They just crashed now."). By the way, the guy next door to them looks and sounds exactly like Stan Lee.
When their kids become preteens or teenagers, they hear/see their parents having sex. They question why they always like to have sex every time they have a chance and come up with their own ideas why they like to have sex all the time.
I actually got some more ideas I hope you can do next:
After an argument, Hiccup and Astrid regret what they said to each other and apologize after they had time to cool down. Immediately, they decide to have sex to show the other how much they still love other.
Astrid and Hiccup are having an argument about Chiefing duties and after they accidentally say some pretty nice and sexy comments to each other (Hiccup saying Astrid's breasts and ass are beautifully huge and Astrid telling Hiccup's got a enormous dick and sexy muscles), they proceed to have "angry" sex. (Although it is questionable if they were really still angry at each other or not)
Astrid admits that Hiccup being assertive turns her on, so Hiccup decides to show how assertive he can be.
Hiccup and Astrid encounter a dragon that produces highly-concentrated pheromones that cause one's ecstasy to go through the roof. They are immediately infected by the dragon's pheromones and they proceed to have sex out in the open. When the others arrive, they see Hiccup and Astrid making love and decide to leave them alone, but not before commenting on the action (Snotlout being freaked out, Fishlegs absolutely embarrassed at the sight, Tuffnut and Ruffnut , Valka reminescing about how she and Stoick used to be like Astrid and Hiccup when they were younger, Gobber congratulating Hiccup for taking the initiative, Eret impressed at how long they're going at it, and the dragons interested at how humans mate).
Hiccup and Astrid's kink in their sex life is that they like to act like dragons and Hiccup is the dominant male while Astrid is the submissive female. Astrid puts on puppy eyes and tells Hiccup she's been a good dragon. Hiccup teases her and asks her if she was a good dragon during foreplay and after some playful debate, Hiccup then goes Astrid and humps her dragonstyle, with Astrid moaning for him to go faster, demanding that she wants him to rough her up.
A little montage of Hiccup and Astrid's sex life with snippets of their activities and positions (kinda like the Deadpool sex montage, but set in the Viking age) told in their point-of-view through the weeks and months (during holidays, celebrations, or regular days).
During their wedding anniversary, Astrid gives Hiccup a little gift (a brand new cape decorated with leftover dragon scales) and in return Hiccup gives his gift to Astrid (a golden necklace similar to that of their betrothal necklace). However, when they get back home, Hiccup gives out his true gift to Astrid for tonight, himself. She accepts and they proceed to make rough, passionate love to each other all night long. The next morning, they awake satisfied and content after what happened, only for someone to knock at their door. They answer the person who knocked at the door (they didn't bother getting dressed, so they remained naked) and he complains that they were going at it like a couple of horny Night Furies on a hot Thors-day evening during a lunar eclipse. They apologize to the man and tell him they'll try to keep it down. The man mutters something like he heard that one before. Hiccup and Astrid can't help but giggle at what happened, with Hiccup commenting if they what the man said was true. Astrid seductively asks him if they should find out, with Hiccup agreeing to his wife's request, leading them to having another round of sex or more. Next door, the man sees them having sex through his window and looks at the readers, commenting on Hiccup and Astrid's sex life ("Dang. One minute they doing things professionally together. The next minute, they can't stand nor bare not having a lot of sex with each other. Seriously, those two really need to lay off the aphrodisiacs. They'll crash in the next hour or two. [hears them orgasm before a couple of thuds in the house] I stand corrected. They just crashed now."). By the way, the guy next door to them looks and sounds exactly like Stan Lee.
When their kids become preteens or teenagers, they hear/see their parents having sex. They question why they always like to have sex every time they have a chance and come up with their own ideas why they like to have sex all the time.
1/16/2019 c11 
3Jerry Z.Z
I didn’t check the website in a few days and I was so surprised that you updated two chapters. These stories sound great, just a bit short. And for the spelling of the word “ax”, I’m not so sure between “ax” and “axe”. (I know the word “ax” appeared in chapter 10.)
3Jerry Z.ZI didn’t check the website in a few days and I was so surprised that you updated two chapters. These stories sound great, just a bit short. And for the spelling of the word “ax”, I’m not so sure between “ax” and “axe”. (I know the word “ax” appeared in chapter 10.)
1/15/2019 c10 Guest
Please do #2
Please do #2
1/15/2019 c9 Guest
Please do number 6 separately
I don’t read books, I’m a film girl and since only so many people understand this one, it won’t be fair
Please do number 6 separately
I don’t read books, I’m a film girl and since only so many people understand this one, it won’t be fair
1/15/2019 c8 Guest
Can u do a rtte smut without oral
Can u do a rtte smut without oral
1/15/2019 c10 Uhh
I wish this was a cannon.
Can someone please suggest stories that arnt sexist genderbends and stupid Jack Frost
I wish this was a cannon.
Can someone please suggest stories that arnt sexist genderbends and stupid Jack Frost
1/15/2019 c2 3Gaming9
Great chapter.
Lol the reason I’m super active is because I don’t habe much of a life, I’m a YouTube gamer soooo I have a lot of free time
3Gaming9Great chapter.
Lol the reason I’m super active is because I don’t habe much of a life, I’m a YouTube gamer soooo I have a lot of free time
1/15/2019 c10 Gaming9
I will skip this and the next
But keep up the great work, your still s great writer, just don’t like gender bends, no offense to u at all.
Same for the military au, I will skip that, damnit I have to wait a few days for a non au etc
No one is writing new stories, they are all modern
I will skip this and the next
But keep up the great work, your still s great writer, just don’t like gender bends, no offense to u at all.
Same for the military au, I will skip that, damnit I have to wait a few days for a non au etc
No one is writing new stories, they are all modern
1/15/2019 c1 Guest
Please dont do jack frost
He is stupid character and hiccup is not gay
And also I really hate jack frost in general
That movie sucked
Please dont do jack frost
He is stupid character and hiccup is not gay
And also I really hate jack frost in general
That movie sucked
1/15/2019 c9 No Account
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