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5/15 c1 12excessivelyperky
Hmmm, makes a person wonder what worse Lily Snape could come up with...I do wish you'd give it a try.

And I suspect there are more potions involved in wizarding textiles than Severus plans to tell anyone, especially Dumbledore. (thinks wistfully of poisoned gloves...).
1/18 c1 3Ferm
That was amazing! Thanks for sharing!
7/18/2020 c1 SereneWithAnger
Delightfully delicious in a Jane Austen kind of way with your conspiracy tone. Love Snape becoming a tailor though I do honestly wonder about Lily I can barely follow her thought process
7/15/2020 c1 2avigor
Is the cross-dressing boa animagus Nagini by chance? Would make for an interesting twist IMO.
This is awesome. I'm not sure I can think of anything truly worthy for Voldemort's demise, and it might be best to leave it to the reader's imagination (ala the majority of the first Alien movie leaving the creature to the viewer's imagination).

That said, here's my suggestion: he gets caught having "private time" with that centerfold of Lily, and Bellatrix and/or Delphini get quite upset that he is choosing to seek release that way instead of working towards another "Hissy Babykins"/sibling, resulting in his original body being destroyed. His horcruxes are still intact so the ladies can just get him a new body, but he's now on probation. Things can spiral from there methinks.
5/11/2020 c1 5TimeTurner394
I love this fic so much and your style of writing is genuinely hilarious
8/19/2019 c1 Kawisdom
Rich Severus with nude Lily, domesticated Sirius happily (one hopes) under Petunia's thumb, and Voldemort stymied by, of all things, Snape's fashion sense, made for a one of a kind one shot. I can't imagine what, after the way you pointed it out, would be more embarrassing than his canon death. Maybe being done in by his love for his daughter?
7/16/2019 c1 14Ogrebear
Heh... nice cliffhanger there.
6/18/2019 c1 Guest
Maybe Voldemort ends up as somehow becoming Lily's nanny. Influence from Hufflepuff's cup, perhaps? Still proclaiming he's a dark lord and all that. Death Eater raids become more and more stuff like 'going to the shops and getting childcare supplies'. Perhaps even having to wear something that would be embarrassing to him, that Severus tailored up, simply because it's the only spare outfit in his size. (Children can be messy and all that.)
5/9/2019 c1 Guest
This is very well thought through. Given what you seem to have set up, an illicit romance between Delphini and one or more of the Snape children seems like the most likely fate. The trick will be arranging it so that it results both in Voldemort's utter public humiliation and in the destruction of his horcruxes (hopefully with Delphini's participation).
4/16/2019 c1 SageMask4
This is my by far one of the weridest/funniest au Harry Potter stories of all time
So many different things changed that it works
For the sequel you have to give the prophecy
1/19/2019 c1 Guest
I'm not sure that I dare look in detail at what it is that "Lord Voldemort has coming which is worse than his canon self-humiliation of repeatedly trying to kill someone with one spell which hasn't worked for that purpose on that person before, followed up by killing himself because the wand in his hand isn't actually his – and this after he's been specifically told that the wand isn't his."

1/15/2019 c1 110Right What Is Wrong
Given my contempt for Albus's leadership of the war effort, it might have also worked for Voldemort to wish for Albus's immediate death, get it, and end up being steamrolled by a competently-managed equivalent of the Order of the Phoenix.

Poor 'Hissy Daddykins'. Perhaps this did work to kill off his dignity a bit more than usual.

If you can't post an appropriately humiliating method here, you can always find a more tolerant site and post a censored version here.

In answer to what could be worse than his canon self-humiliation, I suppose blowing up his own Horcruxes might help. How, I'm not sure, but you've established that he's been engaging in the sort of unique stupidity only a Gryffindor can devise and he's keeping four out of six in one location...

The problem is somehow getting Lily involved. After all, dying at the hands of a competent witch isn't shameful; dying at the hands of a gormless puppet is. That seems the biggest obstacle to making his self-humiliation worse than canon.
1/9/2019 c1 Mari Wollsch
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1/1/2019 c1 1otterylexa
This is really weird but quite fun. Severus Snape as a really irascible fashion designer. Hissy Daddykins!
12/30/2018 c1 58randomplotbunny
Awesomeness! :-D
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