for Kiss Me, You Idiot8/13/2022 c21 
15ooza
"you're getting a new car to have in LA for one year?" omg he's not planning on coming back anymore is he?
been there with the liver pate Emmett. been. there.
daddy Carlisle telling it straight *sobsobsob*
ooooh California opportunity?
SHE CANT DITCH SWEET BABY ANGLE EDWARD AT HIS AFTER PARTY FOR BEN!
I can't get a read on Ben.
He left? did he see Ben and get jelz? they're supposed to kiss and make up at midnight! proper sendoff and all!
omg he did see. he hung up on her. was this the eye opening moment she needed though? blerrgghhhhhh
15ooza"you're getting a new car to have in LA for one year?" omg he's not planning on coming back anymore is he?
been there with the liver pate Emmett. been. there.
daddy Carlisle telling it straight *sobsobsob*
ooooh California opportunity?
SHE CANT DITCH SWEET BABY ANGLE EDWARD AT HIS AFTER PARTY FOR BEN!
I can't get a read on Ben.
He left? did he see Ben and get jelz? they're supposed to kiss and make up at midnight! proper sendoff and all!
omg he did see. he hung up on her. was this the eye opening moment she needed though? blerrgghhhhhh
8/13/2022 c19 ooza
oh we skipped weeks? bet that was some awkward living arrangements.
why do these chapters have to come now? while I've been freshly hurt by you?!
I loved their FaceTime convo. gave me delicious fluttery dropping feelings in my stomach.
with that being said, pull your head out of your ass Bella!
oh we skipped weeks? bet that was some awkward living arrangements.
why do these chapters have to come now? while I've been freshly hurt by you?!
I loved their FaceTime convo. gave me delicious fluttery dropping feelings in my stomach.
with that being said, pull your head out of your ass Bella!
8/13/2022 c18 ooza
look at that, Emmett reading the room for once lol
I agree with Edward. she was waiting for an out. also you and the cheatery cheaters! lolllll
look at that, Emmett reading the room for once lol
I agree with Edward. she was waiting for an out. also you and the cheatery cheaters! lolllll
8/13/2022 c17 ooza
Leave it to Rose to say what everyone's thinking. Why bother?
ugh I hate Kate. I'm going to assume the kiss totes wasn't a big deal and she's making it into something it wasn't. so good for Bella for leaving.
Leave it to Rose to say what everyone's thinking. Why bother?
ugh I hate Kate. I'm going to assume the kiss totes wasn't a big deal and she's making it into something it wasn't. so good for Bella for leaving.
8/13/2022 c15 ooza
Ugh the thought of a LDR is daunting.
aww he stayed living there for her. so sweet
Ugh the thought of a LDR is daunting.
aww he stayed living there for her. so sweet
8/8/2022 c14 ooza
I love Edward. like are you sure you want to be alone with this whack job?
Ominous reading... time to manifest that change, Bella.
it makes me so sad thinking about them making it official and then him leaving. *sobsobsob*
oh Emmett. for like, the whole fucking thing. LOL! at least he's honest.
I love Edward. like are you sure you want to be alone with this whack job?
Ominous reading... time to manifest that change, Bella.
it makes me so sad thinking about them making it official and then him leaving. *sobsobsob*
oh Emmett. for like, the whole fucking thing. LOL! at least he's honest.
8/8/2022 c13 ooza
Pop a boner omg. her way with words...
Raoul and his white muumuu and rings...I'm getting cult leader vibes.
omg drug dealer or cult leader. SEE?
Damn she should have said what she was thinking at the end to Renee. I'll wait while you rewrite the rest kthxbai
Pop a boner omg. her way with words...
Raoul and his white muumuu and rings...I'm getting cult leader vibes.
omg drug dealer or cult leader. SEE?
Damn she should have said what she was thinking at the end to Renee. I'll wait while you rewrite the rest kthxbai
8/8/2022 c12 ooza
I feel like Bella holding back is not going to bode well in the future.
also fuck Kate who currrrrs
I feel like Bella holding back is not going to bode well in the future.
also fuck Kate who currrrrs
7/27/2022 c10 ooza
What no Kate closure? did she see them together? did she take the hint? has she crawled back into her hole?
I don't like the idea of Edward moving to LA. which I'm sure he will and you will break my heart over it. Bella's heart, I mean. she could just move with him. her job sucks. and is it too soon to move in with your boyfriend when he's your bestie and you already live with him? this is actually kind of weird for my brain to process. if they stay where they are, would the moving in together talk be like, hey wanna combine bedrooms? lol
I see hating on sbux also seems to be a theme... right between cucks and car accidents. LOLLLLL
perfect she quit her job. she can totes move wherever he goes. THERE'S NO PROBLEM HERE
What no Kate closure? did she see them together? did she take the hint? has she crawled back into her hole?
I don't like the idea of Edward moving to LA. which I'm sure he will and you will break my heart over it. Bella's heart, I mean. she could just move with him. her job sucks. and is it too soon to move in with your boyfriend when he's your bestie and you already live with him? this is actually kind of weird for my brain to process. if they stay where they are, would the moving in together talk be like, hey wanna combine bedrooms? lol
I see hating on sbux also seems to be a theme... right between cucks and car accidents. LOLLLLL
perfect she quit her job. she can totes move wherever he goes. THERE'S NO PROBLEM HERE
7/27/2022 c9 ooza
girl I LOVE 90s country!
omg Kate showed up. awkward. maybe he should have texted her back and been like, nah I'm good.
girl I LOVE 90s country!
omg Kate showed up. awkward. maybe he should have texted her back and been like, nah I'm good.
7/27/2022 c8 ooza
I thought we were gonna get more drunken shenanigans!
I think no one is giving Alice a fair chance lol.
goblin has been my new favorite word lately. for realsies.
FUCKING FINALLY.
There it is. Bella being awkward.
you're not gonna give me shit? omg that's perfect for them. I can just picture things going back to normal and Bella being like, remember that one time we fucked and you came after 6.3 seconds? for the rest of all eternity.
I thought we were gonna get more drunken shenanigans!
I think no one is giving Alice a fair chance lol.
goblin has been my new favorite word lately. for realsies.
FUCKING FINALLY.
There it is. Bella being awkward.
you're not gonna give me shit? omg that's perfect for them. I can just picture things going back to normal and Bella being like, remember that one time we fucked and you came after 6.3 seconds? for the rest of all eternity.
7/26/2022 c7 ooza
oh she already attends the holidays, huh? ew I hope Kate isn't there.
4:30. that's a late start. wait are we gonna have drunken canoodling? I love awkward first time drunken canoodling! I feel like these two are gonna be awkward. well, Bella's going to make it awkward.
I wonder if Edward is going to get exasperated by Bella always being funny and giving him a hard time. I can't tell if they're relationship dynamic will be the same going forward. I feel like it could shift where he's trying to be serious and she's not. no spoilers! I'm just rambling.
got distracted by absolutely nothing... welcome to my life.
my neighbors horse LOL
kidding about virgins or no lemons. there'd better be lemons! omg why have I been the asshole withholding lemons? write mine. please.
these two are so cute. I love them. I love all of your thems! how do you do it?
oh she already attends the holidays, huh? ew I hope Kate isn't there.
4:30. that's a late start. wait are we gonna have drunken canoodling? I love awkward first time drunken canoodling! I feel like these two are gonna be awkward. well, Bella's going to make it awkward.
I wonder if Edward is going to get exasperated by Bella always being funny and giving him a hard time. I can't tell if they're relationship dynamic will be the same going forward. I feel like it could shift where he's trying to be serious and she's not. no spoilers! I'm just rambling.
got distracted by absolutely nothing... welcome to my life.
my neighbors horse LOL
kidding about virgins or no lemons. there'd better be lemons! omg why have I been the asshole withholding lemons? write mine. please.
these two are so cute. I love them. I love all of your thems! how do you do it?