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4Madylyne Hatter
BRO “when the only fingers to caress it’s meaty curves belonged to him and him alone” this line KILLED ME. LMAO
4Madylyne HatterBRO “when the only fingers to caress it’s meaty curves belonged to him and him alone” this line KILLED ME. LMAO
8/7/2021 c1 14Cantharide
Ahaha brilliant! Loved the irony in this piece!
Now let's take this a step further, closer to the real French history: "Opera house? Dude you're at the wrong place, this one is still under construction..."
14CantharideAhaha brilliant! Loved the irony in this piece!
Now let's take this a step further, closer to the real French history: "Opera house? Dude you're at the wrong place, this one is still under construction..."
8/6/2021 c1 2AnotherSilentObserver
Brilliantly funny, and edgy as well (Erik kills everyone in sight. Erik hoards JAM, Erik does... things... with the mannequin).
"But he also took time for singing and quiet reflection — that is, singing quietly to his reflection." Priceless.
Perfect for a dull Friday night.
2AnotherSilentObserverBrilliantly funny, and edgy as well (Erik kills everyone in sight. Erik hoards JAM, Erik does... things... with the mannequin).
"But he also took time for singing and quiet reflection — that is, singing quietly to his reflection." Priceless.
Perfect for a dull Friday night.
8/6/2021 c1 Mominator124
Rotfl! Erik has an entire wall of jam? Doesn't he get tired of it? What about cavities caused by too many sweets? Not to mention having no dental plan.
The lyrics and novel excerpts used as exposition (a *probably* moonless sky? Erik learned how *not* to be lonely? Who said anything about genius?! Lol!) were hilarious, but the absolute funniest part was stolen from "Space Balls" (except Dark Helmet didn't break *his* dolls when caught playing with them. XD)
After reading your intro, I really had expected the indeterminable amount of time Erik spent moping underground to be ten long years. ;D
I cannot *wait* to see what else you have in mind for this story. :)
Barb
Rotfl! Erik has an entire wall of jam? Doesn't he get tired of it? What about cavities caused by too many sweets? Not to mention having no dental plan.
The lyrics and novel excerpts used as exposition (a *probably* moonless sky? Erik learned how *not* to be lonely? Who said anything about genius?! Lol!) were hilarious, but the absolute funniest part was stolen from "Space Balls" (except Dark Helmet didn't break *his* dolls when caught playing with them. XD)
After reading your intro, I really had expected the indeterminable amount of time Erik spent moping underground to be ten long years. ;D
I cannot *wait* to see what else you have in mind for this story. :)
Barb
8/6/2021 c1 21ThePhantom'sEnigma
Omg XD this was one hell of a ride. RIP Erik's Rippling un-fondled muscles Hahahahah. Also Meg *and* Madame Giry are now corpses! That's going a bit far, Gerik, really! Though instead of singing your woes, perhaps write a book named 'The Woes of (G)Erik' with a devastating preface by your rippling muscles. XD and a epilogue from your mannequin... XD honestly, this was brilliant. I loved the men just like 'you bastard-hoarding loon' and I just. Ahh that was funny XD thank you.
Your humble reader,
Enigma
21ThePhantom'sEnigmaOmg XD this was one hell of a ride. RIP Erik's Rippling un-fondled muscles Hahahahah. Also Meg *and* Madame Giry are now corpses! That's going a bit far, Gerik, really! Though instead of singing your woes, perhaps write a book named 'The Woes of (G)Erik' with a devastating preface by your rippling muscles. XD and a epilogue from your mannequin... XD honestly, this was brilliant. I loved the men just like 'you bastard-hoarding loon' and I just. Ahh that was funny XD thank you.
Your humble reader,
Enigma