
6/8 c16 TeamEdward3
I swear I have read the ending about fifteen times over the past two years, and it still makes me laugh! You somehow manged to have an OOC Bella that still has the same personality! The only difference is that, instead of selflessness towards other people, she is now selfless towards the planet! Anyway I love this story and hope that you continue to share this gift with the world.
-TeamEdward3
I swear I have read the ending about fifteen times over the past two years, and it still makes me laugh! You somehow manged to have an OOC Bella that still has the same personality! The only difference is that, instead of selflessness towards other people, she is now selfless towards the planet! Anyway I love this story and hope that you continue to share this gift with the world.
-TeamEdward3
12/29/2024 c16 desicotton
I’m so glad I found this story. I’m shocked by how little reviews it has. It is so well written and unique. I found myself laughing out loud multiple times. I was siding with Rosalie a few times and wanted to punch Bella for her extreme views on conservation. I have only found one other story where Alice uses her gift to be a mastermind. Being a vigilante vampire sounds so much better than repeating high school over and over. I can’t wait to read your other stories.
I’m so glad I found this story. I’m shocked by how little reviews it has. It is so well written and unique. I found myself laughing out loud multiple times. I was siding with Rosalie a few times and wanted to punch Bella for her extreme views on conservation. I have only found one other story where Alice uses her gift to be a mastermind. Being a vigilante vampire sounds so much better than repeating high school over and over. I can’t wait to read your other stories.
8/26/2024 c16
13AdrienStalkry
Oh my god, I wish I had found this sooner! You had me literately laughing out loud multiple times. Edward and Rosalie’s relationship in particular had me rolling basically every time they interacted. I love that they were basically exactly the people they would’ve been without the interference of Carlisle and Esme and their very black and white values (and them trying to force the two of them into a romatic relationship). I loved the changes you made to Bella and Emmett, it was a nice blend of both their cannon backgrounds and personalities. I also loved the genuine car and kindess ingrained in both of them. Your closing line was literally one of my all time favorite lines I’ve read lately because if I were a vampire…honestly, same Bella. Thank you so much for sharing!

Oh my god, I wish I had found this sooner! You had me literately laughing out loud multiple times. Edward and Rosalie’s relationship in particular had me rolling basically every time they interacted. I love that they were basically exactly the people they would’ve been without the interference of Carlisle and Esme and their very black and white values (and them trying to force the two of them into a romatic relationship). I loved the changes you made to Bella and Emmett, it was a nice blend of both their cannon backgrounds and personalities. I also loved the genuine car and kindess ingrained in both of them. Your closing line was literally one of my all time favorite lines I’ve read lately because if I were a vampire…honestly, same Bella. Thank you so much for sharing!
8/25/2024 c1 BlueFlowerGuy
This is one of the best Twilight fics ive ever read. Its funny as hell. I reread it every few months as its long enough to run through in a single evening. The clash between cynical Edward&Rosalie attempting to connect with the very human and very kind and naive Bella and Emmett is hysterically funny and heartwarming. Highly recommended.
This is one of the best Twilight fics ive ever read. Its funny as hell. I reread it every few months as its long enough to run through in a single evening. The clash between cynical Edward&Rosalie attempting to connect with the very human and very kind and naive Bella and Emmett is hysterically funny and heartwarming. Highly recommended.
2/7/2024 c16 Guest
Thankyou for all of your amazing works... Loved reading.
Thankyou for all of your amazing works... Loved reading.
12/2/2023 c16 BridieM
LMFAO! Oops! Alice didn’t see that coming! lol. If you ever publish, please let me know. You have an amazing talent. Thank you for sharing it with us. Best wishes.
LMFAO! Oops! Alice didn’t see that coming! lol. If you ever publish, please let me know. You have an amazing talent. Thank you for sharing it with us. Best wishes.
12/2/2023 c15 BridieM
Fantastic. Totally brilliant. Believable except for…well, you know…the vamps. Wonderfully paced. Total action. You could teach Disney/Marvel/Stars Wars a thing or 5…just putting it out there. Thank you
Fantastic. Totally brilliant. Believable except for…well, you know…the vamps. Wonderfully paced. Total action. You could teach Disney/Marvel/Stars Wars a thing or 5…just putting it out there. Thank you
12/2/2023 c14 BridieM
A cliffhanger! Thank goodness I’m not up to date yet! lol. Interesting take on Alice. Still loving Emmett and Rosalie. Thank you for sharing.
A cliffhanger! Thank goodness I’m not up to date yet! lol. Interesting take on Alice. Still loving Emmett and Rosalie. Thank you for sharing.