for One Knuckleheaded Glutton
84/21 c68 Guest
So yeah
I'm looking forward to the next meeting between Naruto and Sasuke
Sasuke somehow finds our fox/ant and demands a final fight, he whips out his phone bewildering the feather head
"I promised the short king I'd pull you apart, eat the pieces, shit them out, and you don't want to know what happens after that. BUT I also promised my girl I wouldn't do something stupid and hospital worthy without her OK, so keep it in your pants on...is there anything in your pants...never mind I don't want to know."
Makes a call, puts the phone away
'well'
'she needs a few minutes, savor the anticipation, it's the best part, pranks...food...sex"
'She has you whipped'
'Haven't done that yet, but it is on the list'
'How are you the last pure soul'
'You part an arm through me before my balls dropped'
A portal...s open
"I think I've seen this movie"
Out struts an ice manipulating Hound of Death
An Angry Queen of Gluttony and King of Lust
This shadowy King of Magic
The First Hell Hound in all their glory
And Maybe
an Anarchy Adding Angry Owl and her Preening Papa
A trio of Imps that are tired of falling by the way side
Princess Pitchfork and her Poultry Partner
Two old faces wielding Sword and Ice
'I always forget how good you are at turning enemies into allies'
Loona walks over to her mate, they hold each other and enjoy a long sweet Boop
"This is my family,
I found it all on my own,
It's little,
And Broken,
But it's still good,
Yeah...Still good."
'Should I know that reference'
Loon glares at the duckbutt
"I'm going to rip your spinal cord out, turn it into a strap on, and we will spit roast you to death"
"I've made a terrible mistake"
So yeah
I'm looking forward to the next meeting between Naruto and Sasuke
Sasuke somehow finds our fox/ant and demands a final fight, he whips out his phone bewildering the feather head
"I promised the short king I'd pull you apart, eat the pieces, shit them out, and you don't want to know what happens after that. BUT I also promised my girl I wouldn't do something stupid and hospital worthy without her OK, so keep it in your pants on...is there anything in your pants...never mind I don't want to know."
Makes a call, puts the phone away
'well'
'she needs a few minutes, savor the anticipation, it's the best part, pranks...food...sex"
'She has you whipped'
'Haven't done that yet, but it is on the list'
'How are you the last pure soul'
'You part an arm through me before my balls dropped'
A portal...s open
"I think I've seen this movie"
Out struts an ice manipulating Hound of Death
An Angry Queen of Gluttony and King of Lust
This shadowy King of Magic
The First Hell Hound in all their glory
And Maybe
an Anarchy Adding Angry Owl and her Preening Papa
A trio of Imps that are tired of falling by the way side
Princess Pitchfork and her Poultry Partner
Two old faces wielding Sword and Ice
'I always forget how good you are at turning enemies into allies'
Loona walks over to her mate, they hold each other and enjoy a long sweet Boop
"This is my family,
I found it all on my own,
It's little,
And Broken,
But it's still good,
Yeah...Still good."
'Should I know that reference'
Loon glares at the duckbutt
"I'm going to rip your spinal cord out, turn it into a strap on, and we will spit roast you to death"
"I've made a terrible mistake"
4/20 c69 Guest
Getting close to finding out what Loona is
D.H.O.R.K.S. said she was 7% human
Blitzo's paper work said she was 48% hell hound
Thor called her Gramsdottir
Lobo confirmed she's a Hound of Death
And we know Ninja can become Hounds of Death
Personally I can't help but wonder if a Moon Eyed former Ninja didn't give birth to a Lunar daughter
Though I can also see Loona inheriting a different former ninjas backside and short temper
Getting close to finding out what Loona is
D.H.O.R.K.S. said she was 7% human
Blitzo's paper work said she was 48% hell hound
Thor called her Gramsdottir
Lobo confirmed she's a Hound of Death
And we know Ninja can become Hounds of Death
Personally I can't help but wonder if a Moon Eyed former Ninja didn't give birth to a Lunar daughter
Though I can also see Loona inheriting a different former ninjas backside and short temper
4/18 c69 Guest
Depending on how things go for her Loona by the end of this escapade she is going to need a royal title and given Naruto and Bee's mantles I'm thinking
'Mistress of the Vanilla Tundra'
It's got ice, It's got Vanilla, and given how their relationship is going, he will defiantly call Loona Mistress at some point
Also, I can't wait for Naruto to meet Sasuke again, have the winged dipstick demand a fight, and get blown off because he promised Loona not to do anything stupid with out her OK, hastily agree to a 2 on 1 because he is that narcissistic moron and then realize this is going to be Haku all over again
Depending on how things go for her Loona by the end of this escapade she is going to need a royal title and given Naruto and Bee's mantles I'm thinking
'Mistress of the Vanilla Tundra'
It's got ice, It's got Vanilla, and given how their relationship is going, he will defiantly call Loona Mistress at some point
Also, I can't wait for Naruto to meet Sasuke again, have the winged dipstick demand a fight, and get blown off because he promised Loona not to do anything stupid with out her OK, hastily agree to a 2 on 1 because he is that narcissistic moron and then realize this is going to be Haku all over again
4/14 c69 firelovesme
Can’t wait for the next update! Naruto vs Lobo… and Bee finding out Loona is Lobo’s daughter!
Can’t wait for the next update! Naruto vs Lobo… and Bee finding out Loona is Lobo’s daughter!