for Lord Voldemort Meets the Evil Turkey2/13/2007 c1 
1DumbledoresArmy-Ashley
ha ha ha i love it its funny and i hope the evil turky is not real ad ifit is that would be cool lolx10
1DumbledoresArmy-Ashleyha ha ha i love it its funny and i hope the evil turky is not real ad ifit is that would be cool lolx10
2/9/2007 c1 steph
ahahahahahah; ahaha ahah ahahha haha
WTF?
gobbles.
ahahahahahah; ahaha ahah ahahha haha
WTF?
gobbles.
1/13/2007 c1 14Myrtle the Tyrtle
As a big THANK YOU for giving me my 31st review for IF I DID IT... (and consequently a third page of reviews), I will give your 16th review for this story, a second page of reviews and the knowledge that I have lived in New Zealand for longer than most, and last Thursday I actually met the evil turkey! Serious!
I was dad when he was doing a job at a farm, and there was a turkey and it would follow me and whenever I stopped and looked back at him he would stop and look around trying to look inconspicuous. Well let me tell you, Mr Turkey, it didn't work, so make sure you stay away from me next Christmas! I'll be better prepared by then! MUAHAHAHAHA! *grabs pitchfork and flaming torches and runs off to fight the turkey!*
14Myrtle the TyrtleAs a big THANK YOU for giving me my 31st review for IF I DID IT... (and consequently a third page of reviews), I will give your 16th review for this story, a second page of reviews and the knowledge that I have lived in New Zealand for longer than most, and last Thursday I actually met the evil turkey! Serious!
I was dad when he was doing a job at a farm, and there was a turkey and it would follow me and whenever I stopped and looked back at him he would stop and look around trying to look inconspicuous. Well let me tell you, Mr Turkey, it didn't work, so make sure you stay away from me next Christmas! I'll be better prepared by then! MUAHAHAHAHA! *grabs pitchfork and flaming torches and runs off to fight the turkey!*
10/10/2005 c1 6Un Petit Diable
How stupid of Voldemort! lol
But I guess an evil turkey is better than a wannabe dark lord, right? Right...
Anyway short but hilarious
And just so you know, Naught but a Shadow is the sequel to Peek into My World. I thought about it and saw that it fit.
6Un Petit DiableHow stupid of Voldemort! lol
But I guess an evil turkey is better than a wannabe dark lord, right? Right...
Anyway short but hilarious
And just so you know, Naught but a Shadow is the sequel to Peek into My World. I thought about it and saw that it fit.
8/13/2005 c1 1Emeralde Dragon
some people will think your crazy... but don't listen to them. They havent seen what you and i have seen...I know about the turkey...and I havn't much time...DON'T TRUST THE SQUALRRELS!...they have joine dthe turkey...beware of them..i must leave now and earse al eveinde taht i was able to portray this message to you...dont worrie...you and your friend arnt the only ones who resiste the evilness of the turkey...I amd my friend are leading a rebelion down here in hicksvile...it isnt a lot but..we are doing our part...you must erase this message as soon as you get it...we cant take any chances...none...
I'm hyper too...
BEWARE OF THE SQUARRELS!there after the pokadoted under were!
peace out!
becky
1Emeralde Dragonsome people will think your crazy... but don't listen to them. They havent seen what you and i have seen...I know about the turkey...and I havn't much time...DON'T TRUST THE SQUALRRELS!...they have joine dthe turkey...beware of them..i must leave now and earse al eveinde taht i was able to portray this message to you...dont worrie...you and your friend arnt the only ones who resiste the evilness of the turkey...I amd my friend are leading a rebelion down here in hicksvile...it isnt a lot but..we are doing our part...you must erase this message as soon as you get it...we cant take any chances...none...
I'm hyper too...
BEWARE OF THE SQUARRELS!there after the pokadoted under were!
peace out!
becky
7/6/2005 c1 Padfoot's Sidekick's Sidekick
I love funny stories. YAY! Evil turkeys! *Homer Simpson Style* M... Evil turkeys... *done with that!*
That was a col story. I really like your stories, so I named myself Padfoot's Sidekick's Sidekick. If you want me to change it, put it in your story, cause I'm not logged in. My name, or at least my REAL pen name is Ash. ^_^ I love red hair. Mine is black, though... T_T... (that was a face...) I'm happy to be an american. Sirius is, in my opinion, the best.
Sirius: Now I have TWO sidekicks!
Padfoot's Sidekick and Padfoot's Sidekick's Sidekick:
SHUT UP.
Sirius:...
I love funny stories. YAY! Evil turkeys! *Homer Simpson Style* M... Evil turkeys... *done with that!*
That was a col story. I really like your stories, so I named myself Padfoot's Sidekick's Sidekick. If you want me to change it, put it in your story, cause I'm not logged in. My name, or at least my REAL pen name is Ash. ^_^ I love red hair. Mine is black, though... T_T... (that was a face...) I'm happy to be an american. Sirius is, in my opinion, the best.
Sirius: Now I have TWO sidekicks!
Padfoot's Sidekick and Padfoot's Sidekick's Sidekick:
SHUT UP.
Sirius:...
4/28/2005 c1 1Moonwillow
hehe, i actually get it. *ponders* it might have something to do with the fact that i'm amped on Red Bulls, lol. *le gasp* i just got an idea for a one-shot story! you rock! anyway, i like your writing style. tata!
1Moonwillowhehe, i actually get it. *ponders* it might have something to do with the fact that i'm amped on Red Bulls, lol. *le gasp* i just got an idea for a one-shot story! you rock! anyway, i like your writing style. tata!
3/1/2005 c1 6xthedramaqueenx
Lol, it was funny, short, to-the-point and sweet. I swear, you remind me of one of my friends!
6xthedramaqueenxLol, it was funny, short, to-the-point and sweet. I swear, you remind me of one of my friends!
1/5/2005 c1 Addie Rivers
*laughs really loud and hyperly* guess what? i am a hippo...but i dont think i am TOO evil... its just the fact that...I AM BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THAT TURKEY AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND HAVE VERY VERY HOT MEN SERVE ME ICE CREAM AND COOKIES ON MY GOLDEN THRONE!
*laughs really loud and hyperly* guess what? i am a hippo...but i dont think i am TOO evil... its just the fact that...I AM BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THAT TURKEY AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND HAVE VERY VERY HOT MEN SERVE ME ICE CREAM AND COOKIES ON MY GOLDEN THRONE!
1/5/2005 c1 4Sabella Black-Malfoy
ok, after i got over the initial shock of 'omg, it's over' i pressed the little purple button and now i'm talking to u. this was humourous, i must admit, and i'm glad i read it. it brightened my day.
lol, nice sugar high story!
~missie~
4Sabella Black-Malfoyok, after i got over the initial shock of 'omg, it's over' i pressed the little purple button and now i'm talking to u. this was humourous, i must admit, and i'm glad i read it. it brightened my day.
lol, nice sugar high story!
~missie~
12/9/2004 c1 Janie
humorous
humorous
11/25/2004 c1 tia the sexy nmuffin
this story was hilarious! it made me giggle, and i am intrested to see a sequil, or some thing like "in the mind of the turkey" or "voldemorts rain, final days of terror". oh yeah, why did harry lose! sigh... oh well-
tia, the sexy muffin
this story was hilarious! it made me giggle, and i am intrested to see a sequil, or some thing like "in the mind of the turkey" or "voldemorts rain, final days of terror". oh yeah, why did harry lose! sigh... oh well-
tia, the sexy muffin
10/29/2004 c1 4ShrugDuckie
omg you are HILARIOUS! you sounds like someone i'd hang around with-my friends and i enjoy riding elevators all day and shouting out things when its really crowded in demonic voices like, "Hmm..i must find a more suitable host body..." its fun to watch them run away in fear...anyway nice job! love the penname, by the way :D
4ShrugDuckieomg you are HILARIOUS! you sounds like someone i'd hang around with-my friends and i enjoy riding elevators all day and shouting out things when its really crowded in demonic voices like, "Hmm..i must find a more suitable host body..." its fun to watch them run away in fear...anyway nice job! love the penname, by the way :D