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2/9/2007 c6 14NekoLuvsL
Ye get the Caspain Tiger Of Approval. didn't I already review this?... OMG! Thought!

Pai: -dressted in tutu and pinkness- -High pitched- I'm a pretty pink princess. Won't you come and play with me?

Everyone else: -eye twitches-
7/5/2006 c6 4Mew Lizzy
Update soon!
6/26/2006 c6 1Yushina Janke
(Hint: I'm Yushi)

Think think think...

Pai: Pie is the nastiest thing on the face of the planet! i hate me!

Deep Blue: Man it stinks having to try destroy the world every day. Today i think I'll frolick through the flowers with Pai.

Zakuro: OhMyGosh, when I saw that lime green dress with red misshapen pokladots that taste like spagetti sauce i just, like, had to have it, you know?

~Yushi
6/26/2006 c6 10punkyt0ast3r
Okay I had to let you read this because I think it's kinda funny ...so here it goes...

Mint: Um...Ichigo..*points to Blue Knight*

Blue Knight: *choking*

Ichigo: WHAT'S WRONG!

Mint: His shorts are to tight ...there choking him...

Okay it sounded better in my head...anyway I can't wait for your next update.

Ja Ne
6/25/2006 c6 ambassador.to.the.Beyond
Cool, prizes!

Deep Blue: Knock knock.

Lettuce: Who's there?

Deep Blue: NOBODY! ! ! ! ! ! ! IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD! ! ! ! ! ! EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IS A LIE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

Masaya: ::reshuffles tarot cards:: The cards say... NOTHING! I CAN'T READ! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ichigo: ::rides a mechanical bull and waves cowboy hat in the air:: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD: THIS MEW MEW THING IS GETTING OLD! I'VE NOT BEEN TOLD BUT I HAVE HEARD: ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A BIRD! I HAVEN'T HEARD BUT I CAN TELL: MASAYA POURS GASOLINE DOWN THE WELLS! YEE-HAA!

Ichigo: Once upon a time, I had a life. THEN I DIED! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

Tart: Oompa Loompa doompa dee daa!

Pie: Ehmagosh! Was that like, Justin Timberlake? Ehmagosh, like, A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Kish: PUPPIEZ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Zakuro: Tehe, ah luv puppies... They taste like chicken...

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

Kish: I have a confession to make... I'm not really an alien... I'M AUSTRALIAN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Pudding: AND I'M NORWIEGAN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ichigo: NO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Keiichiro: How do you feel about genital piercings?

Ryou: I feel like I'm due for another batch.

Lettuce: ::twitch:: say WHAT? ::twitch::

I understand if you don't wanna use that last one... but I will be pretty cotton pickin' offended it you don't use any of the others!
6/25/2006 c6 SakuraLiTomoyoHiiragisawa
I've got some too!

1

Ichigo: Ryou, I LOVE YOU!

Ryou: ...

Mint: What about Masaya?

Ichigo: Oh, I dumped him, you have to throw him away anyway someday...

Masaya: ... *lying in a trash can*

2

Blue Knight: Why's my outfit blue?

Kish: Becuase you're name is Blue Knight

Blue Knight: Why's my name Blue Knight?

Kish: Becuase your outfit is blue. Argh, what the heck, why does the world exist anyway!

3

Zakuro: Ichigo, do you have any Barbie dolls for me?

Ichigo: O.O Eeh, Zakuro, what's the matter with you?

Zakuro: I'm only going back in my life to enjoy my childhood.

Ichigo: That's...weird...

Zakuro: Then you should see how many plastic swords Shirogane got in his closet.

4

Lettuce: I'm a vegetarian!

Everyone: ...?

Lettuce: Aren't you happy for me? Oh, it's time for lunch. Anyone want to be my lunch, Ichigo, Zakuro, Minto?

The best I've got right now! Love the idea of this fanfic!
6/23/2006 c6 6Mew Robena
like OMG! SOO CUTE! If you stop riting TMM fics, I'm gonna have 2 beat the everloving cream-puffs out of you!
6/23/2006 c6 5I-luv-Kish-and-dark
This is really funny! I have an idea... It is:

Ryou: Lookie what I found! A new top! Don't I look so pretty?

Pudding: That's Kish's top, so yeah!

Zakuro: Hey, I found my purpose in life!

All: What?

Zakuro: Making dollies!

Ichigo: I've decided that I like Zakuro now. By Masaya!

Masaya: Then I shall become Deep Blue and haunt you! MWAHAHAHA! (Becomes Deep Blue)

D.B: NO! I was still playing make believe! Now I'll never find out when the girl finds her pony!
6/23/2006 c6 9Mew-Sahara
I GOTS ANOTHER ONE!

Blue Knight: OKay who is the gaywad that made my shorts SO short and Deep Blue look like a demented girl?

Masaya: ME!

Pudding: I never liked that gaywad.

Lettuce (to Keiichiro and Ryou): Which one of you (censored) bakas decided to make our coustumes so skimpy.

Keiichiro: ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! Ryou helped.

Lettuce: beats him up. then kisses Ryou

Ryou: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

LEttuce: 'Cause I'm gonna become a biker and become a complete maniac to screw my shyness.

Ryou: Dude. Ok. TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Lettuce: OK.

Keiichiro: X_X

Zakuro: Dude I like went to the like mall and like bought cheese like.
6/23/2006 c6 1Insert Generic Fan Name Here
I've got some

Ichigo:*walks in* Sorry I'm late!

Ryou:Baka Strawberry you're *turns around and sees Ichigo*...nevermind *s-l-o-w-l-y walks away from Ichigo*

Ichigo:Nya?

Zakuro:...o-o

Minto:Ichigo...

Ichigo: What?

Minto:Ano...yeah...well...what...?

Ichigo: -.- Spit it out, nya!

Minto: What...are you wearing? No, WHY are you wearing it!...0_o

Retasu: *walks in with two plates with cake on them* Oha-WHA! *points to Ichigo, dropping the plates and splatting cake on the floor* WHAT THE? O_O

Ichigo:What?

Purin:*runs in with eyes closed* Konnichiwa mina, na no da! ^_^ *opens eyes*...Ichigo-neechan

Ichigo:Yeah?

Purin:Why...are you...0_0 Okay, TALK! *runs up to Ichigo* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO TAR-TAR-KUN, NA NO DA! (

Ichigo:I ate him.

Everyone:WHAT?

Ichigo: Yup! He tasted like a tart^_^ I also ate Kish and Pai! Kisshu tasted like quiche and Pai, he tasted like chicken! Oopsie! I mean pie! *giggles*

Zakuro and Minto:*faints*

Ichigo:Nya! At least the world is safe now! =^_^=

Purin:TAR-TAR-KUN! T_T

Ichigo:Then, since I wouldn't want to let the outfits go to waste, I kept the clothing, today I decided to wear Taruto's outfit ^_^

Retasu:walking away...no, RUNNING away*runs out of cafe*

Ichigo:*stomach growls* I'm hungry again!

Minto: RUN!

Ichigo:Nya? *looks around empty cafe* I guess everyone ran away...but...why would they run away? What's so scary?

-

Purin to Taruto: Tar-Tar?

Taruto: Hmm?

Purin: I...need to tell you something, na no da...

Taruto:What?

Purin:I...

Taruto:Yeah?

Purin:I...I...

Taruto: Uh huh?

Purin:Well...

Taruto:Jeez, get to it!

Purin: I WANT TO BE INFUSED WITH A CHICKEN! T_T

Taruto:...me too

-

Zakuro: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spou-Minto:Good! I'm all out of tea! *grabs Zakuro and attempts to pour tea into a tea cup* Dammnit! It's not working! ( Damn you, tea pot! Zakuro: T_T MOMMY!

-

Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto: *at a protest outside a pastry shop* SAVE THE PASTRIES! DON'T EAT PIE! DON'T EAT QUICHE! DON'T EAT TARTS!

-

Aliens: Okay, Mew Mews! Since you have defeated us in every attempt we make, we will now use our ultimate weapon!

Deep Blue: *takes in a deep breath* I love you

Kisshu:You love me

Pai: We're a happy family

Zakuro:...What the hell?

Taruto: With a great big hug

*Aliens come and glomp the mews*

Deep Blue: And a kiss from me to you

Kisshu: Won't you say

Pai: You love

Taruto: Me too

Mews: O_O Help

~Back at cafe~

Ryou:*watching everything on his computer screen* K-Keiichiro 0_0...

Keiichiro:Yes, Ryou?

Ryou:I'm scared.

Keiichiro:As am I, Ryou. As am I.

-

Kisshu:Lays are a good way to get laid. My example:

Kisshu:*teleports to Ichigo's house holding a bag of Lays potato chips* Ichigo:*sees bag of Lays chips* Kisshu, would you-Kamyra: CUT! Kisshu and Ichigo: Nani? Kamyra: Kelcitao's story is K+, you can't refer to anything, baka. Kisshu:*pouts* You suck. Kamyra: -.- Oh well.

-

Eh, well that's all I have. My friends and I made a fake commercial for Lays potato chips, that's where I got the idea ^^; Ne, since your story is K+, I can't put it in...so...yeah.

Update soon!
6/23/2006 c6 22MewMidnight
Kish: Yeah yeah thats right! i'm a gangsta'

Pai: I'm a pimp

Tart: I'm a pirate that loves Purin!

Kish: O.o oh man Masaya you are one hot treehugger.

Masaya: sorry Kish I love Ryou.

Ryou: O.O

Pai: Zakuro is a total hottie!

Zakuro: Yeah I love Pai and the world! Lets go plant some flowers Pai!

Keiichiro: Those girls suck lets get some manly mew mews.

Deep blue: yeah ya know what screw the aliens make me a butterfly mew mew! ^_^ ((hops up and down))

Ryou: yeah totally, me and Deep blue are going out.

Pai and Zakuro: ((outside planting flowers))

Kish: fine ichigo I will just go love Ryou

Ichigo: Mint and me are bestest friends!

Purin: these ears suck, I want to be a viper! or a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Keiichiro: lets all get drunk and play twister!

everyone: okay!

Kish: Ichigo! stop being a pervert!

Ichigo: evil grin (( huggles Kish))

Kish: ah no!

Keiichiro: I wanna be a racecar drivin, club dancer, jet pilot!

Mint: I hate Zakuro. she is a pooface. (( sorry i love that! pooface. XD ))

Zakuro: (( starts dancing with Pai)) oh yeah we are total gangsters now.

Pai: I am the pimp!

Tart: DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT _! MUAHAHAHAHA

Purin: Tart you suck to much to be the juggernaut.

Retasu: I think you all are pansies!

Pai: and so I'm a squirrel, your not how pathetic you are...and so i'm a squirrel your not, your just human how pathetic you are! you don't have a fluffy tail! you don't have squirrely wrath! you just build to destroy while i collect some nuts, you all SUCK! (( foamy the squirrel song. XD ))

Zakuro: I wanna be a barbie doll! (( cries))

Kish: mee to!

Ichigo: I want to beat the tar outta masaya!

(( bomb blows up cafe))

Zakuro: I don't think I'll make it.

Mint: Zakuro and ballerina's suck.

Kish: Ahh save me Blue Knight! ((who comes to Kish's aid))

Ichigo: kill that fruity guy in the blue short shorts!

Purin: Tart became gay.

Tart: lyke omg, I totally love Ichigo's dress, and Ichigo.

Ichigo: I love Tart

Kish: i love the blue knight!

Blueknight and Pai: (( start singing metallica! ))

Everyone : woot concert!

and by the way your story rocks. ^_^
6/23/2006 c6 3AnimeMew
WOOT! So funny! p.s: Thank you for using my idea!

-throws chocolate to you- YAY!...more ideas then...um...

Ichigo: I WANT MY MOMMY! WHAH!-grabs blankie-...I hurted my self fighting the meany Kishy and got a boo-boo! whhah! -sniff-

Mint: -walks up to homeless guy- Hey! How would you like to take all my money and belongings! Being filthy stinkin rich is so overrated anyway! Besides, I've always envied you guys anyway!

Tart:...must...have...more...SUGAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-starts attacking town- SURRENDER THE SUGAR!

Pudding:...Tart, sugar is so overrated! -rolls eyes-

Lettuce: I wish that you guys were more daring and willing to look danger in the eye like me!

Zakuro: I HATE being a model who's idolized by millions! I just want to roll in the mud once in a while!

Ryou:...WOOF!...I mean...QUACK!...no...MEOW!...yeah let's go with that!

Keiirchio: See you guys later! I'm going to bully some orphans, then jump in a shark tank!

Kish: Strawberries are gross! I much prefer twigs!

Pie:...I hate math...

Deep Blue: FORGET EARTH! I'm gonna take over Jupiter instead!

Blue Knight: NOT JUPITER!

Masaya: Ichigo...I cheated on you with a man...and two strippers...a lumberjack...5 HOURS LATER!...a squirrl...

Well thats all I got! UNTIL NEXT CHAPPIE! KEEP IT UP!
6/23/2006 c5 22MewMidnight
OMG that was the funniest thing i have ever read! I have an idea

Kish: yeah come here blue knight! (( huggles)) i like totally love you!

Pai: omg, I just now realized...DEEP BLUE looks like a girl!

Deep blue: you hurt my self esteem you meanie! (( sits in

cornrer and swatts at air)), get away you meanie!

Tart: Pudding i like totally love you! gimme a hug!

Kish: lyke i am totally over ichigo.

Ichigo: no kish i love you to much!

Kish: too late i became gay and now love Keiichiro!

Keiichiro: but I love Pai!

Ryou: I love Kish, Pai and Tart all at the same time! so ohh burn!

Ichigo: I love Tart!

Mint: I love Tart too! ((starts fighting with ichigo over Tart))

Tart: I love pudding and Ichigo!

Pudding: Tart sucks I love Kish!

Lettuce: I love Zakuro

Zakuro: I love Mint and Ichigo!

Pai: O.O i hate all of you.

episode two-

Pai: i just totally love that hairstyle Zakuro! where do you

get your hair done?

Zakuro: omfg i totally forgot! (( dyes hair pink))

Kish: Ichigo i hate you

Ichigo: I Like totally love Kish, Mint, Pai, Tart, I hate the

blue knight. what a loser. his shorts are shorter than mints costume.

Blueknight: aww forget Ichigo i like have totally fallen in

love with Ryou! and Pai! and Tart! and most of all...KISH

Kish: I love you too blueknight!

FIN! oh yeah Pai: I still love yet hate you all and i am a complete failure. gimme a hug? and can we change the color of my fan?
6/22/2006 c5 9Mew-Sahara
WHAT? NO I LUV THIS STORY! TMM RULES!

Kish: Ohmigosh!

Tart: What?

Kish: YOU'RE A DORK!

Tart: No duh.
6/22/2006 c4 Mew-Sahara
Kish: I'm going to get a degree in calculas old chap.

Pie: Duh. Why, Kish, duh?

Kish: 'CAUSE I'M SMART, YOU'RE NOT, AND I GOT THIS COOL BRITISH ACCENT!

Pie: Oh, duh.

Ryou: *Sleeping* Keiichiro... Keiichiro... *squeezes Keiichiro plushie and sucks thumb*

Ichigo: Mew Mew Power, Mew Mew Sass, Mew Mew Power up your-

Pudding: BUTT! YOUR SHINY BUTT!

Lettuce: Shiny... Shiny...
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