for So Sue Me9/2 c2 maiqsmail
Fucken lol'd, oh my god. Strange bodily fluids of overly excited elves, what the hell!
Fucken lol'd, oh my god. Strange bodily fluids of overly excited elves, what the hell!
7/19 c17 
1stay-awhile-and-listen
Love the story. I think Voldermrot's nickname should be you-know-hoot.
1stay-awhile-and-listenLove the story. I think Voldermrot's nickname should be you-know-hoot.
12/4/2023 c17 Okami2312
Okay so the abuse MIGHT have given Harry more issues than insecurity hidden by rampant megalomania seeing how easy it was for him to scacrifice Quirrel.
Im starting to think him threatening Fillius by saying he’s going to kill house elves for a ritual was an actual threat.
Okay so the abuse MIGHT have given Harry more issues than insecurity hidden by rampant megalomania seeing how easy it was for him to scacrifice Quirrel.
Im starting to think him threatening Fillius by saying he’s going to kill house elves for a ritual was an actual threat.
10/27/2023 c3 Guest
This is terrible
This is terrible
4/14/2023 c6 princeshukla888
Harry gets very annoying at some points and I dont know its just that out of all fics I have read I cannot fathom Harry being a continuous pain in the ass for some people.
Harry gets very annoying at some points and I dont know its just that out of all fics I have read I cannot fathom Harry being a continuous pain in the ass for some people.
11/18/2022 c17 jaqmaq77
I really don't believe I just read 17 chapters without throwing up or being traumatised... it's all rather depressing... but then, on the upside... I get to imagine the author coming to Scotland and being savaged by a herd of wild Haggis - throwing Neeps and Tatties at him, her, or it... as I dream up my own screwed up ending... and ultimately dream of Harry ending up in bed with Hermione, Tonks and Fleur...
I really don't believe I just read 17 chapters without throwing up or being traumatised... it's all rather depressing... but then, on the upside... I get to imagine the author coming to Scotland and being savaged by a herd of wild Haggis - throwing Neeps and Tatties at him, her, or it... as I dream up my own screwed up ending... and ultimately dream of Harry ending up in bed with Hermione, Tonks and Fleur...
7/31/2022 c2 Hskcjdjkzmxnsk
Wait is snape there? he. !? I love this Harry
Wait is snape there? he. !? I love this Harry
7/20/2022 c17 Her Laziness
This is has been my go-to fic for genuine shits and giggles for years now…hahaha
This is has been my go-to fic for genuine shits and giggles for years now…hahaha
6/27/2022 c1 iamyashflipkart
Excellent story. Excellent humour. The type i will read multiple times to assimilate the joke
Excellent story. Excellent humour. The type i will read multiple times to assimilate the joke
4/25/2022 c13 yochan123
yeah don't be friends with hermione. she's a bitch at age 11. how much worse can she get with age (a lot)
yeah don't be friends with hermione. she's a bitch at age 11. how much worse can she get with age (a lot)
4/24/2022 c9 yochan123
omg I LOVE THIS HARRY. hahahah yes sarcastic harry is the best.
bye bye hermione you'll fare better in ravenclaw honestly. for both you and the gryffindors' sakes
omg I LOVE THIS HARRY. hahahah yes sarcastic harry is the best.
bye bye hermione you'll fare better in ravenclaw honestly. for both you and the gryffindors' sakes
4/24/2022 c7 yochan123
LOL yes beautiful havoc and honestly ron weasley it's disgusting to have an old rat as a pet wtf dude
LOL yes beautiful havoc and honestly ron weasley it's disgusting to have an old rat as a pet wtf dude
4/24/2022 c5 yochan123
they're his own flesh and blood, you said, well apparently that doesn't as mean as much to some people as it does to you," she chastised, "and how did you not notice this? Didn't you bother to check in on poor little Harry once?"
yes why hasn't anyone checked up in harry
Voldemrot… 'I'm sorry,'" the boy mocked in a deep voice, "'but you have The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in your basement.'"
Snape choked on his tea.
LMAO
they're his own flesh and blood, you said, well apparently that doesn't as mean as much to some people as it does to you," she chastised, "and how did you not notice this? Didn't you bother to check in on poor little Harry once?"
yes why hasn't anyone checked up in harry
Voldemrot… 'I'm sorry,'" the boy mocked in a deep voice, "'but you have The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in your basement.'"
Snape choked on his tea.
LMAO