1/22/2009 c1 Sister-Goddess-of-Awesomeness
Terrible, horrible, I'm flaming you. BURN! BURN IN H-E-Double Toothpicks! CHEESY, KORNY! (And yes, you're eyes aren't failing you, that was a 'k'. It's the new word-style, didn't you know? God, sister, you're so out of style). You know, I only review these as anonymous because I get to make up these coolio names. (See Above). I wonder if anyone else actually reads my reviews to you . . . Hmm . . . Bah! Whatever! MORE BURNAGE! FLAME! BURN! FLAME! BURN! I hate this with a fiery passion that rivals the burning in your gut that resembles hunger (on a bad day). YOU MAKE MEH SICK! BAH! I SPIT AT CHOO! . (And yes, there was a hint of foreign accent in that last bit, not a sneeze, it was at - choo, not atchoo). . . And now I've lost my train of- Found it! Wow, this has to be the longest review I've ever left you, but it's been a while, so forgive me. Yeah . . . wrapping it up now . . . BURN!

Your beautiful, graceful, much-prettier-than-you, humble, loving, did I mention gorgeous? older sister,

Mana-chan