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9/18/2016 c1 8Will X
This is one of the few funny Filbert fanfics that actually make sense.
10/14/2015 c1 101otherrealmwriter

That seems like something Dogbert would do. Suprised he didn't make those kids his army or something.
1/16/2014 c1 10drake with out
all hale dogbert !
PS join dogberts new ruling class if you haven't yet
4/26/2013 c1 1Shade40
The arguing between Dogbert and Dilbert seemed weak, but the logic is pure and there are truly antisexuals who believe that sex only causes harm and that the world would be better off if nobody had sex. I just like picturing this in comic form, with the glaze-eyed students in Dilbert's living room studiously holding notepads.
10/6/2012 c1 37Ersatz Einstein
This story is hilarious, and better still, its true to the comic. I wish that Scott Adams was still turning out ideas this good.
12/26/2011 c1 13NazoFox2501
This sounds a lot like what would happen in the "Dilbert" comics. You have both Dilbert and Dogbert in character, and you got a good debate going on between the two of them.

In short: very funny and very good. I don't know why you don't have more reviews.
8/26/2010 c1 99Dan Sickles
A great story. Totally in character for Dogbert and Dilbert. But I wonder how many readers will recognize Dogbert's arguments from the Seventies sci-fi cult movie ZARDOZ.

"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, filling the world with useless life. As once it was, before the coming of ZARDOZ!"
7/11/2009 c1 10Indy is awesome
I think Scott Adams would be proud.

Excellent job.

This story has been added to my favorites.
5/6/2009 c1 11Technobabble1
Perfectly done in the spirit of Scott Adams. that was Hilarious.
2/16/2009 c1 Neko-Koorime
XDD I love that last line. It's perfect...
1/24/2009 c1 1leon101
Ha! Yep, this reminded me of the Dilbert show alright, I loved that show. I would watch it all the time when it was on TV. This was great, I'll add you to my favorites.
11/7/2008 c1 11SMARTALIENQT
I can't believe it. I actually get what Dogbert says - logically - but it's so wrong... ARGH!

Great job! I enjoy a good mind-bend once in a while.


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