
10/9/2010 c2
38Jocasta Silver
Jocasta: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ferus Olin: What's so funny, Jocasta?
Jocasta: This story is so hillarious! I was laughing the whole time. I wish someone had stabbed Cassius in the chest.
J.C.: Who are you?
Jocasta Silver: The name is Silver. Jocasta Silver.
J.C.: Umm, ok. So what are you guys talking about?
Cassius: You suck Caeser!
Jocasta: (slashes Cassius in half with her lightsaber) I have triumpthed. I like this story. And you could totally go for a "Romeo and Juliet" version of Jerry Springer. (kisses Ferus)

Jocasta: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ferus Olin: What's so funny, Jocasta?
Jocasta: This story is so hillarious! I was laughing the whole time. I wish someone had stabbed Cassius in the chest.
J.C.: Who are you?
Jocasta Silver: The name is Silver. Jocasta Silver.
J.C.: Umm, ok. So what are you guys talking about?
Cassius: You suck Caeser!
Jocasta: (slashes Cassius in half with her lightsaber) I have triumpthed. I like this story. And you could totally go for a "Romeo and Juliet" version of Jerry Springer. (kisses Ferus)
6/6/2010 c2 Jocasta Silver
Umm This is hillarious! I especially like how Caeser and Br utus forgive each other.
Umm This is hillarious! I especially like how Caeser and Br utus forgive each other.
4/17/2010 c2
3Criminal Behavior
LOL I love this! You wouldn't happen to be in Classical, would you? Cuz I am and we did the same thing, except Celebrity Rehab. XD

LOL I love this! You wouldn't happen to be in Classical, would you? Cuz I am and we did the same thing, except Celebrity Rehab. XD
2/18/2009 c2
1Curlycurlz
If you factor in historical information, it all gets even crazier. Where do I start...
The big one, obviously, is that Brutus' mother was Caesar's mistress. And Cassius and Lepidus are both married to Brutus' half-sisters, meaning Cas and Lep are brothers-in-law and half-brothers-in-law with Brutus. Antony was Caesar's first-cousin-once-removed, and of course Octavian was Caesar's great-nephew and adopted son. And I believe Brutus and Portia are rather awkwardly first cousins. So, basically, Roman politics was just one big Jerry Springer episode all the time.

If you factor in historical information, it all gets even crazier. Where do I start...
The big one, obviously, is that Brutus' mother was Caesar's mistress. And Cassius and Lepidus are both married to Brutus' half-sisters, meaning Cas and Lep are brothers-in-law and half-brothers-in-law with Brutus. Antony was Caesar's first-cousin-once-removed, and of course Octavian was Caesar's great-nephew and adopted son. And I believe Brutus and Portia are rather awkwardly first cousins. So, basically, Roman politics was just one big Jerry Springer episode all the time.